Dannypicacho

"Bumpies and Dumpies" is honestly the greatest thing I've seen all week.

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Bumpy bumpy

Mmmm voted, I have.

This one's too real for me ? @PolarCoded

Exactly this. It would've been a +1 if it weren't for recent events because you seem to always play the victim card and never admit you're wrong when something doesn't go your way. If you stopped arguing about everything all the time then you'd be fine. Also, aren't you still a member of Tango? -1 A:9 M:4

It's because he told us all he's black then we found out he's mexican

Stop

Wait so if you're polar's brother then that makes you mexican too

Since meaty really wants to know I might as well: When I was about 7 and had been living in Canada for about 2 years, I played a LOT of Club Penguin. But obviously, because of my age, my dad made me and brother's accounts for us. My last name isn't actually Picacho but it's something similair to it (which came from back when my dad was a kid and some dumb kid who now that I think about it probably had a speech impediment pronounced it like that). My dad had this other nickname which I'm not gonna mention and his username was (nickname)picacho. When my dad made my account for me he basically just used my name (Daniel, but everyone has always called me Danny since I can remember) then added picacho at the end, which gave me Dannypicacho. I've been using this username since then, with the exception of my clash of clans username being "FireDanny18" (since I know people are going to ask anyways, I was always obsessed with fire for some reason and 18 is I guess my lucky number because my birthday is March 18). Now for my most recent username, Pistachio. I sometimes think about just changing my username to Pistachio but I don't think I ever will. Since a lot of people are illiterate, "picacho" was very commonly pronounced in awful ways (I'm not even talking about just pronouncing it weird, I'm talking about not even actually reading the username and saying some shit like "pichackio"). Because of this, people would commonly refer to me as things that sounded like Picacho. The most common ones were Pikachu, Pika-Jew (my grade 8 nickname, no I'm not jewish), Pickle, Pick-a-chode (I really like this one, because I thought of it myself and if somebody said it I could claim it was "unoriginal"), and of course... Pistachio. Pikachu and Pistachio were the most common ones but in xG, @Chrono would very commonly refer to me as Pistachio in 10mans and on server and because of it I got really used to it and a lot of people started calling me that too so I learned to respond to "Pistachio". So my steam name is now Pistachio (ironically, people still can't pronounce pistachio despite it being an actual word in the english dictionary). If people had just been slightly intelligent and called me "Danny" instead of trying to pronounce the full name when they know damn well they couldn't, then pistachio would've never become my alias. tell us where the snp part comes from!!!!!!!!!!!!! also here you go meaty my old and longer answer was here

meaty's only making this because he couldn't find the one I made some time ago that had my answer lul

pumped up kicks pls

Waterpark please it's the best one Also you can't not have community bowling

Where the fuck do you think you're going kid come back here right now

*turns 13* Fr tho it's great to see you have motivation to improve

-1 bullies me and ate my dog

visit me in canada

I use 1080p I wear glasses all the time and my monitor is too big for any lower resolution to look good.

Oh yeah @Jadow congrats on DL

Script squad gang gang

Almost died prank gone wrong (cops called) (in the hood) Thanks for the happy birthdays everyone but unfortunately I'm still mexican

Weapon skins ?

@Lithium @Bonk @Jadow