Lynn

I would definitely be interested in helping with running the server. I would also be willing to help cover the cost of a server (be it 48/64 Frontline or a smaller duels server).
I personally feel like Frontline is the way to go at the moment because its incredibly fun and very casual. I think you can't go wrong with either a 48 or 64 slot server but if I had to choose,  I would go with 48 slot.

After a extremely quick "talk" with @Bonk and @Lithium you will be unbanned. This is your final chance make sure to read and follow the rules.
~closed

Potato salad for sure
I think I actually have a problem

I like them cookies and cream hershey's bars, I also like swedish fish, cinnamon bears, and those frooties that @PolarCoded posted, get me a big bag of them things for like 3 bucks.

This guy knows good candy ?

Hmm, I'll have to go with Andes Mints on this one.
Those count right? If not I've got a soft spot for Reese's peanut butter cups too...

Hi-Chew

Actually ghetto af bruh ?
Almond Joy/Mounds all the way

+1 he can rhyme like a fucking mad lad
he also has proven he can handle powers

What the fuck +1

+1 they have a similar name so might as well have powers just in case
 
In all honestly, if he's trustworthy enough for DL, he's definitely capable of administrating for Gmod.

+1 because big sexy jew beard ?????
 
A: ?(10)
M: ?(10)

Why am I suddenly erect?

probably the easiest +1 I've given for obvious reasons
He knows how to run a division and he's so much fun to be around, super friendly and loveable. He gives concern to every situation and he likes to make sure everyone is having a great time. 
A:6 
M:9
❤️

Division
Garrys Mod (Segal) In-Game Name
xGDL Segfault Identity
The one that's not Segal Position
Administrator Time Active on Servers
13 hours Information I'm rude, I'm crude, but when segal needs help, I'm the dude.
I'm staff in almost every divsion, even tho that should probably get a revision.
Give me staff in Gmod, to help support my sick dad bod.
Next time Danny drops the n-word, I'll make sure he's gagged so it won't be heard.
I tried to make all this rhyme, so not letting my name be xG:Dl:A:A:1/2M Seg would be a crime.
Oh yeah, plus you need more diversity hires so that's a thing
I have read the staff submission rules and meet the requirements for the division I'm applying for.
Yes Oh also, if so anyone -1s me I'll remove your membership.
This is the BigDickCowboy diplomacy ♥️

Me: "Danny have you ever even seen a clitoris ??"
Danny: "Like in real life?"

Anything with caramel 

Starbursts

@Dannypicacho check my edit history, nerd. I wasn't being serious

@Dannypicacho check my edit history, nerd. I wasn't being serious

removing crits from surf makes it less silly, and if people get tilted on a surf map over a crit it feels unjustified and unnecessary, I'm saying no, but I dont see a problem either way.

why not just add rtd to surf so it balances out random crits

I would donate if one of the perks for donners was we get a custom intro when we join a xG server if we've donated X amount. Similar to the whole "Bumpy Bumpy" thing (but not nearly as intense.) 
 
If this was an incentive, I would love to join the server and the server just go, "Waaaaahhhhh." 

To be dead honest, crits are good for breaking camping/locks at the outputs into the jail of the map (ex. Surf Lullaby) so I'm more for keeping them personally but I understand wanting to get rid of them. Random crits are a pretty double edged sword.

removing crits from surf makes it less silly, and if people get tilted on a surf map over a crit it feels unjustified and unnecessary, I'm saying no, but I dont see a problem either way.