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Alright, I'm going to weigh in on this thread because my name has come up a few times. (( TL;DR will be at the bottom cause this is going to get kinda long and I know people are going to be like "Popcorn y being so srs it's just da internet lel". )) Alright, I have no real problems with READING these fanfics, as raunchy and silly as they might be, but it needs to be understood that not everyone here is comfortable with being in these types of "sexual" stories. It's not about being prudish or not having a sense of humor, it's that everyone has a different sense of humor , and we all need to respect each other regarding that. Some people are very uncomfortable being in stories like these, and if they don't want to be in them, DON'T put them into the story. This is not about "this is the internet and anything goes lol", this is about the fact that we are a community, and silliness is perfectly fine as long as people are having fun, but it's evident that some people don't find this funny when they are involved in one of these stories, and it's not cool if they're ignored and made to feel uncomfortable. [Just for the record, NO, I don't wish to be put in any of these stories. Thank you in advance.] Okay this is going to seem really whiteknighty or whatever but Kypari and Tekage are a prime example of people who are uncomfortable with this and don't want to be featured in these stories, but people are STILL putting them in stories/saying they will make fanfics with them in it. Guys, they are very obviously uncomfortable with it, so just respect that and don't put them in the story. They have both stated several times in the forums that they are very uncomfortable with these types of things, and laughing at them for not finding things like this "humorous" like many others do isn't fair to them at all. Joking or not, keep it up and you're just going to drive people away. TL;DR: These stories are fine and lots of people find them funny, but don't write in people who have said they don't wish to be in these stories. Not everyone is comfortable with this sort of thing and we need to be mature and respect that. (and again, no, I don't want to be in these, but thanks anyway budda bless ya)

Hard to change the maturity rule when the ones in power lack it, or are just too lazy, or have tried. Even when it is brought to their face some of them laugh it off and ignore it.

there once was a person named popcorn. she liked touching butts. the end

If you do want an entry level job how ever, References are great, and most fast food places/restaurants/stocking shelfs/warehouse jobs are pretty easy to get if you had a friend or relative that worked there and knew management.

I don't think is is really a plea for mod. There are staff who need to step it up (@StarmiX ). And when that staff who needs to step it up isn't there, only thing anyone can do it tell that person to stop. That's a reason why kb installed that trusty call admin that doesn't work :D

I'm going to straight up kill someone, I swear. Also, the best way to get rid of these guys, is to weed them out. And I think I know just the way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10f1a2BLOrw All jokes asides, it isn't easy to pick Staff Members for promotion. No one is perfect, and 80% of the time, a Staff Member lacks what another Staff Member makes up for, and vice versa. Maybe you'll find that ideal Staff Member who doesn't lack in anything, but that is rare. Point is, if you have a problem with a Staff Member we have a section on the forums (Report Staff Abuse) specifically designed to, for the lack of better words, weed them out. If that isn't the case, then post a Member Protest. If there are an abundance of "rule breakers", instead of posting a General thread that will most likely go unheeded, report staff abuse or post a Member protest with evidence. Its much easier, its much cleaner, and it has a much higher chance of actually being pushed through. :coffee:

>be reading >100% agree >scrollin' down >see signature > ...

If there is one instance of my name being used. I will ban you, and I'm not kidding.

The BM. GG.

@Popcorn said No. She is right in trying to preserve her dignity

@Popcorn and @Colorparty and @kbraszzz are women too, also, man on man action is far more intriguing to read Edit: @kbraszzz it was a joke, don't hurt me plox ;-;

Just to make this clear, I don't want ANY fanfics to do with explicit material in. @Bach said to SupremeWolf that he had to ask us about our photoshop pictures. I said that I didn't want them, and you continue to write a fanfic. Someone delete the post, I've had enough of this shit between me and Tekage. Just because we're twins doesn't mean AT ALL that I love him in that way. @SupremeWolf TL;DR, Supreme, stop being a douche

Later tonight Scootaloo x swift will come out as a follow up to the photoshops.

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Can I just delete this thread?

One day, Wolf is walking in a suspicious as fuck alleyway, when Swift appeared. "Hi" said Wolf "Hello" said Swift. And then they sexed. The end.

We shouldn't actually, moderators and administrators should have free reign on what they put their names as and what tags they have or what title. They are just the "babysitters" of the servers if I may. On the other hand, the division leader and division manager are higher up positions which can have a bigger consequence if someone successfully impersonates them. The reason for the tag for them is regardless of who uses their names, only one account will have an official tag. As well they don't change their names often. Easy example: @kbraszzz who kept the same name for years versus @Vector who changes his name at least infinite times per days. No one will challenge Kbraszz as he doesn't use any other nickname and keeps his tags so it's harder to impersonate him. Whilst admins have more free reign to do whatever the hell they want. Sure we can implement this, but we shouldn't enforce it. xG:M/xG:A has worked for a long while.

Calling all monsters, ghouls, zombies and trolls!! With Halloween just around the corner, I thought it would be nice to have a thread in which everyone could share pictures or videos of their decorations, jack o' lanterns, and even costumes! To keep things interesting, I am also proposing a little event that will reward all those who participate with credits for our very own Forums as well as a cash prize for the one who really tops the cake! Contest Details: - Decorate or Carve a pumpkin showing some good old fashioned XenoGamers spirit! Think of zany or creative ways in which to do this, the more creative the better! Then post the picture of the pumpkin (or even a selfie with yourself in costume!) in this thread to be eligible for some delicious credits! - Remember to credit yourself in the photo you take by either writing on the pumpkin, or just a piece of paper (your forum name + time/date). This is merely to discourage any cheaters who want to win off of other people's pumpkins! - The person who has the best looking pumpkin that displays mucho XenoGamer's spirit will receive a 20$ cash prize!

I play on the tf2 jailbreak servers alot and respect all of the xGs, even if they hate me. But forge keeps pulling this stupid and childish stuff where i make one mistake and he then harasses me. I mean, he has said that i paid to get into xG and stuff when that is not true. I dont want to report him but i just dont know what to. Here is one bit of evidence here. I just want this to stop.

eeehhh im already pathetic, use me all you want after all this is fake

+1 From what I've seen she's active and mature in hale, the others respect her as well. Yes I've played hale with her. M: 8 A: 8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps3haofMzQc

WARNING: THIS FAN FICTION IS EXTREMELY DISTURBING TO SOME. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. I TOO HAVE PUKED MANY TIMES. PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE OFFENDED, THIS WAS NOT INTENDED FOR SOME CHILDREN IN XENOGAMERS. I AM NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY FLAME WARS EITHER. THIS WAS JUST A GIFT FOR HACHI. It was a gloomy day out in Great Britain, Kypari had woken up from a good night's sleep, staring over at his twin brother Tekage, who had stayed up all night playing on his computer. Kypari decided to go downstairs and look for he rest of his family. While doing so Kypari had found a note on the fridge, taking it off and reading it, "Kypari & Tekage, your father and I decided to take your two other siblings on a trip to Africa for some reason, we left the fridge filled and the house clean so you both should be good on your own for quite the while. Love, Mum." Kypari tossed the note into the trash like a true Kobe then decided to turn on the kitchen T.V. and check the fridge. While Kypari was searching through the fridge Tekage had woken up, coming down and saying to Kypari, "Good morning Kypari, what happened to everyone else?" Kypari had told Tekage that they all went to Africa for some reason and they're all alone. At first Tekage was a bit sad, but then realized how much fun they can have without the family around. Tekage's stomach had rumbled just as he was asking, "Is there anything for breakfast in there?" Kypari had nodded and opened the fridge for Tekage to see the food they could have for breakfast. Tekage took a good hard look at the contents and talked to himself "Fish, chips, crumpets, and tea..." He had then yelled out in joy "FISH AND CHIPS FOR BREAKFAST!" As he yelled out, they both jumped for fishy joy and began cooking the fish and chips. After their fishy breakfast Tekage went back to the bedroom to change into his regular clothes, as Tekage was stripping himself of his underwear Kypari sneaked into their bedroom and came behind Tekage, smiling as he had covered Tekage's eyes with his hands, then nibbling on his ear. Tekage had giggled and played along, turning around as he bent down, lowering Kypari's pajamas and underwear, watching as Kypari's rather small penis flings out, slowly becoming erect as Tekage puts his hand on Kypari's warm shaft, stroking it gently. Kypari lets out soft moans while Tekage strokes his erect shaft harder, soon taking it into his mouth and licking all around. Kypari moans louder and louder, grabbing onto Tekage's butt cheeks as he nears his climax, his grip tightening as he squeals out loud, releasing his load while pulling out, Tekage's face covered in Kypari's hot sticky semen. As they go cuddle on their beds a sneaky bastard looks through the window, and appears to be masturbating. (#I'mBanned)

For those who missed it: 50 Shades of Oof Moosty cuddled up onto Scootaloo’s bare shoulder. He could hear his steady breathing. He playfully stroked Scootaloo’s chest, relishing the overwhelming butt pleasure he had just experienced. Scootaloo had this magical way of reaching down deep inside of him and tickling his booty genitals. “So Scoots,” Moosty whispered in the darkness. “You up for round two?” “Give me another minute. I’m still trying to catch my breath.” Scootaloo sighed in between breaths of air. “Oof.” Replied Moosty. He caressed Scootaloo’s inner thigh, just fascinating about the pleasure that awaited him. Before he knew it, Scootaloo was back on top of Moosty, going to work with his luscious mouth. He tenderly kissed Moosty’s neck, breathed air into his ear, and ran his tongue down to his collar bone. Instantly, Moosty’s magical meat-stick was at full attention. But before he could control his urges, Moosty found Scootaloo’s mouth enveloped around his danger. Moosty arched his back in pleasure as Scootaloo set to work. Not wanting to be outdone, Moosty slid his head up and under Scootaloo’s waist to engage in a good ole lickaroo of the poop chute. Together they enjoyed the oral ecstasy. Scootaloo had this way of contracting his cheeks so that Moosty’s hard raging cock quivered in pleasure. Moosty’s tongue could cure colon cancer. Scootaloo grinded his fat white ass down on that magical tongue and moaned in pleasure. Moosty saw that his love was also at full mast. He turned himself over and said “Alright baby. I’m ready for you. Scootaloo pls.” Without hesitation, Scootaloo slid himself into Moosty. Deeper…deeper, until he could feel Moosty’s prostate pulsating against the head of his cock. With tender loving care, he slid himself back out and back in, teasing Moosty’s prostate. As he did so, Scootaloo reached around and took ahold of Moosty’s Man Wand and proceeded to massage it. Moosty was in uncontrollable bliss. He quivered and repositioned himself so that Scootaloo could better penetrate his scrumptious ass. As he did, he found the pleasure to be completely overwhelming. He orgasmed into Scootaloo’s open hand. Over and over his dick spluttered, spewing thick, rich, creamy seed all over the place. Scootaloo kept pumping. He hastened the pace at which he was making sweet man-love to Moosty’s poop chute. As he did, Moosty arched his back and cried in nirvana as even more seed released itself onto the bed. Scootaloo, still with a handful of cum, reached back and wiped it on his taint. With an amazing speed, Scootaloo pumped away, as if he were drilling for oil. With one final good squeeze, he released his Scootagoo into Moosty’s underworld chasm. Both Moosty and Scootaloo collapsed onto the bed, holding one another, breathing heavily from the sheer pleasure of it all. They held each other and stared into one another’s eyes. Neither spoke their love. It didn’t need to be said. “Scootaloo,” Moosty finally gasped. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.” Scootaloo could tell Moosty was genuine. He knew the love there was paramount. Suddenly, Moosty began to convulse violently. His stomach was doing flip-flops in his gut. His asshole had a strange burning sensation. He had contracted the Scootaflu. “Oh no, Scootaloo!” He cried. “It’s happening again!” Scootaloo was quick to react. Moosty flipped over and lay down on his stomach. Without hesitation, Scootaloo stuck his lips against Moosty’s cornhole and sucked out as much Scootagoo as he could. Moosty was horridly allergic to the Scootagoo. “That was close!” Scootaloo said. “Once again, I owe you my life.” Moosty said. “There’s nobody I trust more than you.” “Well, Moosty,” Scootaloo replied. “I have something to tell you.” “Oh?” Moosty said as he began to shit semen. “Yeah, I’m not who you think I am.” Scootaloo said as he sat up, wiping butt glue from his fleshy fun bridge. “I’m actually…” As Scootaloo said this, he removed the mask he had been wearing the whole time. Bach was sitting in front of Moosty. Moosty was horrified to find his man-lover was actually his Division Manager. “I just had to taste that forbidden fruit for myself.” Bach said. “I hope you can forgive me for my treachery, Moosty.” Moosty sat in a horrid silence. “Well, SAY SOMETHING.” Bach said. “Get mad, yell. SOMETHING!” Moosty looked up at Bach. “I just have one question.” “What is it?” Bach asked on fated breath. He hung by a thread, waiting for Moosty’s response. “Can I have Admin now?”

+1 Very chill, he's mature and would be a great addition. (P.S. I went into cancer central to see how he was, now I need Chemo) M: 10/10 A: 9/10

Division: Team Fortress 2 In-Game Name: Doctor Who Steam ID: skullface2012 Banned: No Previously in xG: No Active on Teamspeak: No Age: 18

Keep the duel plugin if it crashes JB. I think it's best idea. Besides, who wants to play "Follow the rules or die." Anyways?