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I already have a desktop, and there is no way I'm getting a gaming laptop, but I have always wanted to know if there was a quality gaming laptop. I know the only really "famous" one is the Alienware brand, and they suck. Please reply I actually am wondering if someone made a quality gaming laptop and by quality I mean a high-end one that isn't overpriced.

Prolouge: Now, this is a story all about how my jailbreak got flipped-turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how jailbreak got railed in the anus. In Jailbreak 1, started and raised, on the Casurina is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool. And shootin some rebels outside of my armory. When a couple of staff who were up to no good, started creating a bunch of stupid rules in my neighborhood. I made one little abuse and MuffinMonster got scared he said "YOUR F*CKING GETTING DEMOTED AND ALL MODERATORS ARE LOSING POWERS" I begged and pleaded with him day after day Eventually he let me keep moderator but took all my powers away He gave me a kiss and he gave me a warning I went back on jailbreak and said "GOD THIS IS BORING" Mod class? yo, this sucks ass. All these admins drinking sh*t out a champagne glass. Is this what the people of xG live like? Hmmm… This sucks dike. So I left xG after all the animosity on jailbreak as that was my life on this clan for the longest time , seeing it go to shit really bugged me, plus I wasn't really interested in being in a clan anymore thinking college would prevent me from playing my shize. A couple months later I came back to xG after realizing my life really didn't become too hecktic. I got even more into the servers than I had previously, however I found jailbreak had become a steaming pile of poop. Alot of the old jb regulars left, jb2 was completely fking RIP, and there was something called "DONATOR PERKS" and little pieces of sh*t (@Choritos) were running around doing retarded things i didn't understand. Basically My 1st Life In xG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsgJpixFR8 But anyways enough of my life story, as a Vet. of 2013 jailbreak days I've seen the line in the sand and I've been trying to find out who I am. Reasons I'm Making This Thread: My Baby, Jailbreak 2, went RIP Today, Jailbreak is run-down, mistreated, and filled with hooligans (Kind of like Baltimore) None of the threads being created based towards jailbreak have seen much results. :( Jailbreak is overall dying, it has lost alot of it's magic, it isn't really fun anymore, and many TF2 Staff would definatley agree with me. SO NOW, I, GUB, THE ORIGINAL GIBBERIN GOBLIN OF TF2 XENOGAMERS JAILBREAK, WISH TO SEE MY FORMER HOME REFURNISHED INTO THE GLORIOUS MASTERPIECE I ALWAYS WANTED IT TO BE. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Please Note These are Only Suggestions I'm Not Trying To Come for Your Life or "Play A Leader") -Things to Consider Do not call constant wardays and freedays. Do not repeat the same game from the previous day. This rule is wonderful, 10/10 I'd kiss it sensuously on the mouth, however, I still feel games can become repetitive day after day after DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY. Literally, once a guy runs out of ideas for warden they just keep doing the same sh*t and this rule becomes completely ignored. Of course, This seems only logical as jailbreak only offers a limited amount of games, the one way we could address this is by brainstorming *NEW GAMES* that are not usually played or are completely new. (These games can be map specific) GAMES: (Don't be afraid to try something new) Such as: "Creeper Forest" at Minecart (Not Really sure what to do here but test some things out and I'm sure we can think of something :^) ) "Defend the Exit Day" at Chretien (All blu's must go to the prison exit to protect the jail's good name and prevent those edgy little red inmates from escaping by killing them on sight) (Shoot the Damn Friendlys Too :^)) (Blues Cannot Leave the General Exit Area) "Mann-Cannon" at Casurina (Reds must shoot themselves into the crater) (BASEJUMPER NOT ALLOWED TO BE USED) "Theater Days" at Everyplace with a Stage (Reds Must Re-Enact a Movie Scene, Play, or Musical Depending on The Warden's Orders, those that are not listening to the warden are KOS) Or brainstorm new ridiculous things like….. "Rock Paper Sicssors Competition" (If All of Blu Team Has Access to this Taunt) "Gladiators of Fallgame" (All blus except 2 (preferably the warden and his trusty sidekick) will jump into the fall game with the reds in order to inact a melee battle to the death until a final red (if possible) is left standing, if the blu fighters fail then I guess that sucks for you and now you are down a couple guys and you should probably continue fallgame.) (This game is best played with the same restricted # of REDs as Pokemon) (***CREATE YOUR OWN NEW GAMES***) (As long as they abide by rules within reason) (I will add any ingenious games that I see work well or sound awesome to the list above) ….ORRRR by Being a Smarter Warden/BLU: By this I mean: READ THE MOTD Don't Be Afraid To Play More Than One Game A Day (It's never fun when the first game of the day is the last, try to cram as many games as you can into one day while being organized and productive and everyone will have a fun experience.) Don't Let Reds Think You Are A Fragile Weak Little Butterfly Bitch (I mean being a tight butthole strict-fag is one thing but being a "Lazy Daisy Suzan" is what really makes all those anoying little bad at the game rebel-fags come out of their cells the very second you declare "Out of Cell Rebel". If you notice a warden that is rather sucessful or notice a scenario where reds did not win the round try to repeat precautions that were taken upon that day.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id=ZSS5dEeMX64;t=22 Don't Act Like A Jackass (Joking around and acting like a dumbass is one thing, but being a dick or acting absolutely "pants over the head retarded" towards your fellow Blu's and your RED peers is one sheer fire way to get no one to like you, plus REDs are WAAAY more likely to Rebel if you are a d*ckhole. Be Clever (If you are going to take warden, at least try to be original, don't be that one loser that ends every single day with "OUH OIMA GONNA TYPE A QUESTION IN CHAT, and the first one to answer with their full name, phone number, and address gets Lr.") Be Attentive (Pay attention to EVERYTHING thats going on around you, you never know when a sneaky little RED will come up and shank you to death) "Stick Together Team" (You know that one little F*ckboy BLU that always runs around the map not helping the team out or dipping out when shit starts going bad? Yeah, don't be that little coward jabroni piece of sh*t because you can run on for a long time, but sooner or later the REDs will cut you down. However those that stand together as brothers and sisters in arms are more likely to kick RED's ass." "WE WILL STAND AND FIGHT!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id=WorI5HPWbpg;t=10 Be Fun ( I cannot stress this enough, Jailbreak is all about having a good time and getting a good laugh in. Lets face it, Playing Jailbreak makes you worse at TF2, why not embrace it and have fun while sucking at the game? Don't be afraid to smile a little :) ) "REMEMBER: No Employee Wants To Be A Choritos" Being a Smarter REBEL/RED And By this I mean: READ THE MOTD Be Cunning (Listen to a warden VERY carefully, especially if you wish to rebel. By listening to commands you can easily plot a course or plan of rebelion (or use MLG tactics) to foil his plans. Attempt Kill BLUs When You Have The Upperhand or when you know you are definately goin to kill that Sonovabitch and/or actually get away with it without dying. Or you could be extremely cunnin and watch your fellow REDs die as you get LR :^) ) You are Legion (If you see one of your buddies rebel don't be afraid to hop in and join the chaos! There is most definately strength in numbers and there is a hell of a lot of you.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id=TQq4LjSF2rc;t=38 Don't Be an Asshole (Being an Asshole is one sure way to make everyone hate you, I shouldn't have to describe the qualities of an asshole for you.) Have Fun. (Thats the Point of the Game.) Last Requests/LRs Suck These Days. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4O71U3SSuk So, you wanna foil those silly BLUs yet again by requesting a Pixie Caramel for your lr eh? Well... YOU CAN'T GET F*CKIN PIXIE CARAMEL THESE DAYS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. Lrs have severely been tonned down over the years by rules, now I'm not saying "EUHHH LEMME KILL ALL BLUES NOW AND HAVE A FREEDAY FOR MYSELF AND MY BUTTBUDDY MERVIN MCTITTYMONGER TOMORROW!" is an ok thing. Nor am I saying "Oh lemme kill y'all with valve rocket launcher then we'll do deathrun tomorrow" is a good thing either. I'm Talkin BOUT THE GOOD STUFF MAAAN/WOMAAAN -2 Lrs Rule- This rule is kinda iffy. Now... I know what your Thinking "Oh but Goblin, 2 lrs is POOP idea. Y U tink this rule suck FGT?" Well its not that this rule sucks, its actually a good one. However for some reason people associate things such as: "Invisible Melee Warday" as 2 Last Requests… Really? Do you have to be that much of a jewish-faith individual? "WELLOH, GEE WE CAN'T DO THAAAT! MAKING EVERYONE INVISIBLE IS 1 LR." What the hell are you? That sh*tty jew genie people hope they don't rub out of a lamp? "Turn invisible huh? Well there goes your first wish, pal." C'mon man, I would hope that is not the case. Stuff like this completely takes the fun out of an LR. I for one believe that wierd last requests such as this one should be legal, however must be approved by a staff member with the proper powers to execute such a day, It brings the insane non-sensical fun back to jailbreak, instead of the DULL DULL DULL BORING BORING BORING same thing every day type of shize. -Blues Not Involved In Lrs- This…. OHOHOHO THIS... STEAMING PILE OF ANUS EXCREMENT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN. Oh so you BLUs don't want to participate in Lrs because it ruins your lifestyle? OH WELL BOOOOHOOOO! Lets just make a completely Un-Fun Rule that doesn't allow REDs to have fun for once, while you guys ruin thier lifestyles. I hate this rule with a fiery passion and believe that it never should have been on the server. Simply because it doesn't permit the funnest/funniest lrs of them all, such as getting blues to play games with the reds (or making the Blues preform a Musical Piece of art.) As a matter of fact it states right in the Jailbreak MOTD that when you give your LR- "You can choose to play it with the blues of the current round, or the reds (and possibly blues) of the next round." "OH BUT WAAAAAIIIT A MINUTE... ISN'T THAT 2 LRS IF YOU WANT THE BLUES INVOLVED?" This only proves that these rules suck camel c*ck and should be altered to bennefit the Extreme Makeover of our Beloved Jailbreak Servers 1 & 2. Play Jailbreak Staff, Members, Non-Members I encourage you, Just Play Jailbreak. You will hopefully not regret it after following some of the simple steps I have listed above. I also do hope that Jailbreak once again becomes a huge staple for all members of the Team Fortress 2 Xeno Gamers community, and I would love to see Staff having fun and crazy events here again. Maybe one day Jailbreak 2 will ascend from the ashes. :( Please I Beg of You, Don't Let the Jailbreak Flame Die Out. -Gub

Hey friends, Some of us over at the not bad team speak, recently bought mount your friends cause it was on sale, and holy fk it is fun with 4 people. I got 3 extra copies, and hey maybe give 2 away to two of you fuccbois. I don't really know what to do for a give-away so... Suggest something good, if i like it you get a copy, Then that give-away will be used for 1 more. Gl ugly f*cks

FOR THE SHPEE

I'm going to fucking fall from the sky and set the air on fire, Insane. @Insane @Dethman /mango ALOHA SNACKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [MEDIA=soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/majorleaguewobs/isis-step-allahu-trapbar-for-vagabonds[/MEDIA]

Us engies have been at war with the spys for many years as you all know. Our governments made the war declaration public on this day. The engies have been attacked at there homes and many did not trust eachother for years in fear of spies. But on this day, we are announcing a flaw within the spy system and this has assisted us for many years. The pyros. Brave souls like @Ohstopyou and @Hachi have single handedly brought down much of the spies forces. We will alway pair with our brothers with flames to assure peace be brought to the TF2 world. We have also stopped the spies with another couple inventions. The southern hospitality and the wrangler have stopped thousands of spies from attacking innocent civillians and will always be used to rat out the unwanted vermin that are spies. Let it be known that engies will always innovate and insure the protection and saftey of all peoples backs. ~Dethman the Engineer

I approve of this message.

I'm kind of late for this, but rip, goodbye for now Flareon.

So when are the goodbye threads going up ;)? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW10ixUhMcI

I am so tough that I kicked a wall with a toothpick in my toenail and i only died from infection. BEAT THAT BITCHES

That's kinda what I meant but dank you, hachi

what up my niggr

you could always do a short story contest about forest fires

@BelloWaldi if you wonder why I connected on Steam at 13:56 it's because I forgot to close steam on my phone. I connected to the wi-fi's school to watch a retarded video called MLG Telebubbies. After I connected to the wi-fi, Steam connected too. I didn't realized I closed it. FYI, I am making from my laptop. But that doesn't mean I will come back and this thread is a crappy joke. No. I wouldn't done such retarded thing. I got my laptop back because tomorrow I have a inspection at informatics and I was choosen to participate as a student in that "special'' hour. I explained that to my father and he agreed. I have to do informatics exercises with C++. I only went here to explain this mistake with Bello and why I was active on the forums for a few minutes. So gentlemen see you again on July 15. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ry4cx6HfY

Ya kno, just, being friendly, the old fashioned xG way. I'll just go now.

Why would you even join team spy or engie? If you join those two goons, you're bound to lose. Join team pyro instead. Pyro is the elitist of all the classes and burns shit to ashes. Your spies and sentries? Burnt to a crisp. The flames of hell are rising over. Your time is limited. We will burn everyone for we are pyros. Masters of lighting shit on fire and making people mad. Pyro squad, roll out.

The seal spy never dies, he always finds a way... Jerma 2014

@Stan_Laurel asked me to create an inactivity thread. His father took his PC, so he can't get on the forums anymore. @Dethman @Ghosty @The_Unlit_Torch @Rejects We'll see him on July 15 again!

First off, the only thing I see right now is slight spamming, which he clearly asked you to stop. I don't see any screencaps for the gun glitching, so I don't think we can use that. Let it be known to everyone, this is coming directly from the TF2 Management, gun glitching is not allowed. If you end up doing it by accident, please change your loadout. I haven't had time to address the number of problems that are ongoing, but I/we are aware of them. Until then, the admins will have to warn, slay, kick (etc.) people at their own discretion. Now, about the bickering in this thread, by constantly rating each other "sad" and "f.uck off" you guys aren't helping either side of this case. If you want to be taken seriously, act like it.

Copy and Pasted convo's don't count as evidence to begin with.

This person has on multiple occasions re-entered armoury. You should know the rules, you're in xG. If you don't know the rules, you shouldn't be in xG either.

Post Lenny face -> gets asked not to -> posts it again -> gets mad. Something is flawed in this logic.

O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwDvF0NtgdU Fuck the american fascists and there a Illuminati! THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT!!! We will win the war against the capitalist swine. At least we don't have racist police officers. Simply put, Canada is way better then the United States and we deserve a rating before any other country gets it. @kbraszzz is an american pig who works for the Illuminati and has been working for them for years. DON'T GIVE HIM HIS DEMANDS! The new rating shall be called the Sorry rating.

Has 11 Valid vouches. @kbraszzz

to find friendship in xG is to count to infinity. Impossible!

Hello everyone, it has come to my attention that a group of individuals are now considered, Puppet Masters. Well, this is true. We have been The Puppet Masters of xG for a couple years now. We have been running everything in xG and we are in control. You kids in xG will understand the Puppet Master's strength and we will reign supreme. I now ask you kids to submit to the Puppet Masters, and from here on out, xG is now called, Puppet Gaming. Tagging puppet masters: @Chrono @diabeetus @ThePenguin @Tsuchikure @DrLee @Vector @ASock @BillyMays @Aegean @DarkWolf6052 @Neo @McNeo @Zeal @Lollerskater @LQuidador Puppet Master Jr: @Tarin Individual who found us out: @Nomulous We are one. We control the strings of your destiny

Turns out I was banned from all the xG servers as well.

2 slays and I only did it once the round was over or when I got ammo at armory, and if you payed attention, the lenny face is a universal signal for troll of just kidding.

I did not record you breaking the other rules because for one, i dont go onto the server and instantly record everything until the time i leave. Second is that I only record NOW if there is an aimbotter or hacker. Also, let me ellaborate Sven, beefaloo, and many more were on to be witness. 2 you would ammo glitch once the CT is low on health. I kicked you for that and you came back and bitched out at me and called me salty. Disrespect so i gagged and told you to stop. You also decided to go on blu, you kept going into the armoury and ignored me. I banned you, you justified my actions by trolling on the server. Also, thanks for the ratings @BelloWaldi <3

Do a mona pizza challenge like thing but instead of pizza it is a piece of sh*t and instead of the mona pizza song it is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAm_1PGWfrE or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM Just my suggestion.

I'm so tough, I can open a bottle of ketchup with one hand

Snipers Medics Heavys and demos and scouts join and support the spy army. Remember when u were caught out of surprise by a sentry nest OR EVEN WORSE.... THOSE DREADFUL GAME BREAKING CHEATING DISGUSTING UNALIKE MINI SENTRIES Join the Spy army to make a safer TF2 word for us all Once a Spy! Always a Spy! Trust in the Spy! ~ Insane the spy

1. That is why you use a modified radio or some shit to take us down :^) 2. We have gunslingers for that very reason, we clear out areas near the control point in order to help our team successfully cap the point. 3. Say that with a widowmaker or a rescue ranger at your head 4. You are always burnt like over cooked bread by them so why ask for there help?

Remember those times you where facestabbed or trickstabbed heavys, medics, snipers, and scouts. When you got stabbed in the face and instantly died and you just wanted to end the other persons life. How about when you thought you killed them but here the dead ringer and end up dead. THAT GOD FORSAKEN DEAD RINGER NEEDS A BAN!

1.We are given stronger equipment that can take down your pesky sentries 2.gunslingers was a gift from @Satan let be real here 3.*pulls out dead ringer* 4. We always laugh and whip the blood off our suits after brutally murdering your kind Is that all you got ?

Remember that time you where just staring into the battlefield just watching then you got turned to ice? Yeah, we want to hang those basterds too

Do you really want to be hit by a dirty greasy wrench? Or be backstabbed by a rusty butter knife? If your answer is no then join the scout team then and beat both chucklenuts's skulls in 'till you hit tonsils.

Im so tough that i can take a small amount of dislike before my self esteem fails completely and i become and emotional mess and require hospital attention.