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LOL. Let's give everyone a command that is easily abusable! Yay! -1. Just make the console !freeze @all 1 at the beginning of the map switch. lol.

I forgot one the best one

I hate being sphee... but cause u asked nicely ill do it

I suck

Most of us know that freezing and unfreezing a player makes them unstuck. So why don't we just give everyone access to that command? These is nothing to lose. In fact, we only benefit from it since first-timers will just look for a different FF2 server if they find one with bugs. The only reason I play on this server across the damn sea is because I'm part of this clan, otherwise I'd just play on Lethalzone for less bugs and better ping, which is what I was doing earlier.

Movies suck. Who the fuck cares about a godfather or a Lawrence of fuckin Arabia?? But anyways, there are only 5 good movies. and the good ones are amazing. I would even consider them like gems in a giant steaming pile of sheit. I'll list em here. 1. Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked What else can I say about this movie that already hasn't been said? Great characters, amazing plot, gripping storytelling, and awesome actors. The squirrels are so cute, and they're the main characters!!!!!!!!!!!! I rate this movie 39 starving african children out of 40 fat american children, so it is a must-watch. 2. Ratatouille Now, everyone knows most Pixar movies are god-awful, but this one is a HUGE exception. The cute little ferret is cooking people food! LOL! Anyways, this movie has amazing animation, great voice acting, and a sad but romantic plot. I rate this movie a 1 out of a negative 36. Bad Rats is a MUST WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! B 3. Top Gun This movie is the deepest movie I have ever seen. With feminist themes and a complex narrative, this movie will make you think. The main actor, Bruce Willis, was really good. I don't want to say much more, as I'll spoil it for you. CHECK THIS MOVIE OUT 4. John Cena [Chorus: John Cena] Your time is up, my time is now You can't see me, my time is now It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now You can't see me, my time is now! [John Cena] In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished A soldier, and I stay under you fightin' Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing they could run with my division but they gone fishing - - with no bait, kid your boy hold weight I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan Lay yo' ass down for the three second tan [Chorus] [Tha Trademarc] Yeah, uh It's gonna be what it's gonna be Five pounds of courage buddy, bass tint pants with a gold T Uh - it's a war dance and victory step A raw stance is a gift, when you insist it's my rep John Cena, Trademarc, you all are so-so And talk about the bread you make but don't know the recipe for dough though Aimin' guns in all your photos, that's a no-no When this pop, you'll liplock, your big talk's a blatant no-show See what happens when the ice age melt You see monetary status is not what matters, but it helps I rock a timepiece by Benny if any The same reason y'all could love me is the same reason y'all condemn me A man's measured by the way that he thinks Not clothing lines, ice links, leather and minks I spent 20 plus years seekin' knowledge of self So for now Marc Predka's livin' life for wealth 1. Superbabies This movie. My god, this movie. I would kill my family if it was the only way I would be able to watch this movie again. I love it so much. With its amazing cast, deep and dark plot, beautiful soundtrack, and intriguing themes, it is simply the best. This movie made me think differently, and it will make you think differently too, if you just simply watch this godly masterpiece. 10\10 would bang

Prolouge: Now, this is a story all about how my jailbreak got flipped-turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how jailbreak got railed in the anus. In Jailbreak 1, started and raised, on the Casurina is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool. And shootin some rebels outside of my armory. When a couple of staff who were up to no good, started creating a bunch of stupid rules in my neighborhood. I made one little abuse and MuffinMonster got scared he said "YOUR F*CKING GETTING DEMOTED AND ALL MODERATORS ARE LOSING POWERS" I begged and pleaded with him day after day Eventually he let me keep moderator but took all my powers away He gave me a kiss and he gave me a warning I went back on jailbreak and said "GOD THIS IS BORING" Mod class? yo, this sucks ass. All these admins drinking sh*t out a champagne glass. Is this what the people of xG live like? Hmmm… This sucks dike. So I left xG after all the animosity on jailbreak as that was my life on this clan for the longest time , seeing it go to shit really bugged me, plus I wasn't really interested in being in a clan anymore thinking college would prevent me from playing my shize. A couple months later I came back to xG after realizing my life really didn't become too hecktic. I got even more into the servers than I had previously, however I found jailbreak had become a steaming pile of poop. Alot of the old jb regulars left, jb2 was completely fking RIP, and there was something called "DONATOR PERKS" and little pieces of sh*t (@Choritos) were running around doing retarded things i didn't understand. Basically My 1st Life In xG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsgJpixFR8 But anyways enough of my life story, as a Vet. of 2013 jailbreak days I've seen the line in the sand and I've been trying to find out who I am. Reasons I'm Making This Thread: My Baby, Jailbreak 2, went RIP Today, Jailbreak is run-down, mistreated, and filled with hooligans (Kind of like Baltimore) None of the threads being created based towards jailbreak have seen much results. :( Jailbreak is overall dying, it has lost alot of it's magic, it isn't really fun anymore, and many TF2 Staff would definatley agree with me. SO NOW, I, GUB, THE ORIGINAL GIBBERIN GOBLIN OF TF2 XENOGAMERS JAILBREAK, WISH TO SEE MY FORMER HOME REFURNISHED INTO THE GLORIOUS MASTERPIECE I ALWAYS WANTED IT TO BE. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Please Note These are Only Suggestions I'm Not Trying To Come for Your Life or "Play A Leader") -Things to Consider Do not call constant wardays and freedays. Do not repeat the same game from the previous day. This rule is wonderful, 10/10 I'd kiss it sensuously on the mouth, however, I still feel games can become repetitive day after day after DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY. Literally, once a guy runs out of ideas for warden they just keep doing the same sh*t and this rule becomes completely ignored. Of course, This seems only logical as jailbreak only offers a limited amount of games, the one way we could address this is by brainstorming *NEW GAMES* that are not usually played or are completely new. (These games can be map specific) GAMES: (Don't be afraid to try something new) Such as: "Creeper Forest" at Minecart (Not Really sure what to do here but test some things out and I'm sure we can think of something :^) ) "Defend the Exit Day" at Chretien (All blu's must go to the prison exit to protect the jail's good name and prevent those edgy little red inmates from escaping by killing them on sight) (Shoot the Damn Friendlys Too :^)) (Blues Cannot Leave the General Exit Area) "Mann-Cannon" at Casurina (Reds must shoot themselves into the crater) (BASEJUMPER NOT ALLOWED TO BE USED) "Theater Days" at Everyplace with a Stage (Reds Must Re-Enact a Movie Scene, Play, or Musical Depending on The Warden's Orders, those that are not listening to the warden are KOS) Or brainstorm new ridiculous things like….. "Rock Paper Sicssors Competition" (If All of Blu Team Has Access to this Taunt) "Gladiators of Fallgame" (All blus except 2 (preferably the warden and his trusty sidekick) will jump into the fall game with the reds in order to inact a melee battle to the death until a final red (if possible) is left standing, if the blu fighters fail then I guess that sucks for you and now you are down a couple guys and you should probably continue fallgame.) (This game is best played with the same restricted # of REDs as Pokemon) (***CREATE YOUR OWN NEW GAMES***) (As long as they abide by rules within reason) (I will add any ingenious games that I see work well or sound awesome to the list above) ….ORRRR by Being a Smarter Warden/BLU: By this I mean: READ THE MOTD Don't Be Afraid To Play More Than One Game A Day (It's never fun when the first game of the day is the last, try to cram as many games as you can into one day while being organized and productive and everyone will have a fun experience.) Don't Let Reds Think You Are A Fragile Weak Little Butterfly Bitch (I mean being a tight butthole strict-fag is one thing but being a "Lazy Daisy Suzan" is what really makes all those anoying little bad at the game rebel-fags come out of their cells the very second you declare "Out of Cell Rebel". If you notice a warden that is rather sucessful or notice a scenario where reds did not win the round try to repeat precautions that were taken upon that day.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id=ZSS5dEeMX64;t=22 Don't Act Like A Jackass (Joking around and acting like a dumbass is one thing, but being a dick or acting absolutely "pants over the head retarded" towards your fellow Blu's and your RED peers is one sheer fire way to get no one to like you, plus REDs are WAAAY more likely to Rebel if you are a d*ckhole. Be Clever (If you are going to take warden, at least try to be original, don't be that one loser that ends every single day with "OUH OIMA GONNA TYPE A QUESTION IN CHAT, and the first one to answer with their full name, phone number, and address gets Lr.") Be Attentive (Pay attention to EVERYTHING thats going on around you, you never know when a sneaky little RED will come up and shank you to death) "Stick Together Team" (You know that one little F*ckboy BLU that always runs around the map not helping the team out or dipping out when shit starts going bad? Yeah, don't be that little coward jabroni piece of sh*t because you can run on for a long time, but sooner or later the REDs will cut you down. However those that stand together as brothers and sisters in arms are more likely to kick RED's ass." "WE WILL STAND AND FIGHT!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id=WorI5HPWbpg;t=10 Be Fun ( I cannot stress this enough, Jailbreak is all about having a good time and getting a good laugh in. Lets face it, Playing Jailbreak makes you worse at TF2, why not embrace it and have fun while sucking at the game? Don't be afraid to smile a little :) ) "REMEMBER: No Employee Wants To Be A Choritos" Being a Smarter REBEL/RED And By this I mean: READ THE MOTD Be Cunning (Listen to a warden VERY carefully, especially if you wish to rebel. By listening to commands you can easily plot a course or plan of rebelion (or use MLG tactics) to foil his plans. Attempt Kill BLUs When You Have The Upperhand or when you know you are definately goin to kill that Sonovabitch and/or actually get away with it without dying. Or you could be extremely cunnin and watch your fellow REDs die as you get LR :^) ) You are Legion (If you see one of your buddies rebel don't be afraid to hop in and join the chaos! There is most definately strength in numbers and there is a hell of a lot of you.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id=TQq4LjSF2rc;t=38 Don't Be an Asshole (Being an Asshole is one sure way to make everyone hate you, I shouldn't have to describe the qualities of an asshole for you.) Have Fun. (Thats the Point of the Game.) Last Requests/LRs Suck These Days. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4O71U3SSuk So, you wanna foil those silly BLUs yet again by requesting a Pixie Caramel for your lr eh? Well... YOU CAN'T GET F*CKIN PIXIE CARAMEL THESE DAYS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. Lrs have severely been tonned down over the years by rules, now I'm not saying "EUHHH LEMME KILL ALL BLUES NOW AND HAVE A FREEDAY FOR MYSELF AND MY BUTTBUDDY MERVIN MCTITTYMONGER TOMORROW!" is an ok thing. Nor am I saying "Oh lemme kill y'all with valve rocket launcher then we'll do deathrun tomorrow" is a good thing either. I'm Talkin BOUT THE GOOD STUFF MAAAN/WOMAAAN -2 Lrs Rule- This rule is kinda iffy. Now... I know what your Thinking "Oh but Goblin, 2 lrs is POOP idea. Y U tink this rule suck FGT?" Well its not that this rule sucks, its actually a good one. However for some reason people associate things such as: "Invisible Melee Warday" as 2 Last Requests… Really? Do you have to be that much of a jewish-faith individual? "WELLOH, GEE WE CAN'T DO THAAAT! MAKING EVERYONE INVISIBLE IS 1 LR." What the hell are you? That sh*tty jew genie people hope they don't rub out of a lamp? "Turn invisible huh? Well there goes your first wish, pal." C'mon man, I would hope that is not the case. Stuff like this completely takes the fun out of an LR. I for one believe that wierd last requests such as this one should be legal, however must be approved by a staff member with the proper powers to execute such a day, It brings the insane non-sensical fun back to jailbreak, instead of the DULL DULL DULL BORING BORING BORING same thing every day type of shize. -Blues Not Involved In Lrs- This…. OHOHOHO THIS... STEAMING PILE OF ANUS EXCREMENT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN. Oh so you BLUs don't want to participate in Lrs because it ruins your lifestyle? OH WELL BOOOOHOOOO! Lets just make a completely Un-Fun Rule that doesn't allow REDs to have fun for once, while you guys ruin thier lifestyles. I hate this rule with a fiery passion and believe that it never should have been on the server. Simply because it doesn't permit the funnest/funniest lrs of them all, such as getting blues to play games with the reds (or making the Blues preform a Musical Piece of art.) As a matter of fact it states right in the Jailbreak MOTD that when you give your LR- "You can choose to play it with the blues of the current round, or the reds (and possibly blues) of the next round." "OH BUT WAAAAAIIIT A MINUTE... ISN'T THAT 2 LRS IF YOU WANT THE BLUES INVOLVED?" This only proves that these rules suck camel c*ck and should be altered to bennefit the Extreme Makeover of our Beloved Jailbreak Servers 1 & 2. Play Jailbreak Staff, Members, Non-Members I encourage you, Just Play Jailbreak. You will hopefully not regret it after following some of the simple steps I have listed above. I also do hope that Jailbreak once again becomes a huge staple for all members of the Team Fortress 2 Xeno Gamers community, and I would love to see Staff having fun and crazy events here again. Maybe one day Jailbreak 2 will ascend from the ashes. :( Please I Beg of You, Don't Let the Jailbreak Flame Die Out. -Gub

Way I see it, if they aren't mature enough to handle access to a mic, then they aren't mature enough to be hanging out on xG Servers. I personally don't see a reason to add more times for Staff to memorize when handling these sorts of cases when it can simply be remedied by the usual procedure of warning, mute, kick, ban. It's more taxing to Staff to have to determine what form of mic spam it is, and then having to determine the appropriate procedure for that particular mic spam in my opinion.

I'm busy for the next couple weeks (which some people know), and what I told Kbraszz and Ohstopyou is to use a SM jailbreak plugin as a holder while I get this stuff back together. I have to learn what SourceMod changed in functions and calling server variables and what extensions are used now. I haven't been up to date recently so I'm trying as fast as I can. @silence the stuff in the SVN (source) would be the best to use to try and update for now, would make the best sense, I'll upload LCT later. Honestly I'd never ever figure out that being in my last year of highschool for the last month would be this busy. It's hectic, but my summer is free.

Kendrick is going to have a field day with my face if my video ever uploaded

OH BOY. ROUND 2 OF PHOTOSHOPS INCOMING

Welp it wont let me upload the video, but let it be known that i did the challenge before @BelloWaldi could. @Dethman told me to do so

-1 like chicken said its easily abusable and should stay a staff power and not be available to the public.

This is what I drive :)

Randomly felt like experimenting with easter eggs this year.... made these:

I want to be the guy who comes in and screams don't do it as I fall on my face in a drunken phase

;-;

I approve :^) (No Matsi's allow doh)

Division: Team Fortress 2 In-Game Name: Dat Offender's Steam ID: Steam Community :: Dat Rules Broken: Was not respecting other players/ Told me to go kill myself Evidence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTM6m6GaYEg @Hina was a witness as well.

I can sub any class but spy. Spy takes far to much skill.

+1 Dat was being very rude.

Beel/malu :^] The story is that Dethmango and I met on tinder while doing product placement on Hilary Duff's new song. Hilary Duff, who? Right, exactly. Then we played the tires on Pretty Girls by Brittney Spears ft Iggy azaza http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV2uebhnqOw If you look closely, you can see us. But make sure you squint and turn your head 82 degrees to the right. Then we proceeded to blow up I MEAN VISIT the every large tower in the general area. ALOHA SNACKBAR. This thread is cancer and on drugs.exe have a song about having both: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s7TCuCpB5c trololol :]

When hub becomes fixed (or if it does) maybe we can turn into somthing like into a store, containing custom sounds, player model reskins or special kind of taunts, kinda like how SLAG gaming does it

#CALLINGALLOLDIEZ @FoRgE @Marceline @StarmiX @Waimalu @Beelmalu @kbraszzz @Bach @BelloWaldi @Bryan @Jpie

#BeelsBirthday #Beelmalu

I respect that and I can't really show you how I've changed other than not mass shitposting like I usually did. I know you don't see me as a responsible person but I've changed and I'm not starting fights for my amusement. Plus I've had some great times on xG. With the fetish thing yeah I'll admit it was mean and I regret it. But honestly I'm 100% straight forward now. No joking around about serious matters. So I can be the guy I use to be instead of an asshole. Plus bello it pains me to see you say this stuff but I can't blame anyone but myself I mean understandable. But yeah if you guys are willing to put decent vouches whatever. Take your time or don't do it at all whatever

Its a meme doe.

rip in rip in rip also who the hell is sheepbunny

There are pretty much 2 types of people in this clan. 1. The overly sensitive people that cry and make ban threads when they get insulted or criticized in the slightest, but don't realize they in fact, instigated most fights they were in. 2. The edgy people that like to offend others to be an "epic troll," and make fun of people for being losers, even though most of them are socially awkward or in fact, also losers. basically you're all hypocrites and losers. there's like a small amount that don't act like this. im a loser and i used to act like number 2 all the time on the forums, so i cant really judge.

so I was thinking about this and was wondering instead of banning someone and kicking for mic spam, we just use the timing system in the mutes and do different timed mutes for people. Just a little example Some guy comes on and starts spamming Isis. Instead of warning, kick, ban. We just do different timed mutes like warning, 5 minute mute then a day mute if he keeps spamming. Suicide threats could be auto perm silences or telling people to kill them selves is a perm silence. The reason i believe it will help more than bans is that it teaches the person that spamming is not allowed but you can still use our server, just can't use your mic. It seems silly that we ban someone for playing a song over mic instead of just disabling there access to mics for any set time. Higher ups: @Ohstopyou @Rejects @metalslug53 @Moosty @kbraszzz @Nomulous @Rhododendron Sorry for bad spelling, on a iPad

Sooooo...uuuuuhhhh.....Bello you gonna do it now. @BonfireCentipede

He didn't tell you to kill yourself, at least not in the evidence. Also, Hina already took the appropriate action for the disrespect. She muted him @XHina_sanX

dont worry no one knows me either

no >:C

sorry about the MIA spent last weekend in hospital, then this week been super sick

If you play casuarina you are a scrub.

as long as im the flower girl ill be there