SegFault

How can you be real, if your eyes aren't real?
Never met this person, but he seems alright! Welcome!

Do I have to install to shit on people

@Jacklyn
 
 
 
also because a solid 3/4 of the division is in fact made of gay men

Every single time we go to the megaman map, we do a vote to enable the cap. This is because there are many different variants of the map which can typically be accessed only by finishing each round (unless you just wanna be complicated).
By enabling the cap permanently (meaning going to this map will instantly enable the cap and each round), we open up much larger sections of the map which provides fresh gameplay and let's face it: 99% of the time the vote will pass to enable the cap.
Thoughts?

HI i am Tyler, i like being a toxic warden and rebelling as T, i also play Csgo, rainbow 6 siege, and League. I also have about 700 hours on JB alone no life ig.

In-Game Name
DaddysLittleGirl Division
Counter-Strike Previous Member
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/siiklegiit Age
17 Previously Banned
No Time Active on Servers
100 + Reason for Joining
I would like to join because this is the only server community that i like at all on cs go, i play on this server a lot especially late at night and in the morning when there are no admins on and i always find myself contacting admins to get them on to stop rule breakers. I hope to one day in the future to become an admin on jailbreak in this community to get rid of the rule breakers and trolls that occur when an admin normally would not be on, as well as to enforce the rules whenever is neccessary.

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??? prayers go out to jadow for having to listen to Brady on the daily

??? prayers go out to jadow for having to listen to Brady on the daily

??? prayers go out to jadow for having to listen to Brady on the daily

‘Twas the morning 'fore Christmas, promo demo was here.
Where all members gathered, to see who they should fear.
On this day, Lithium had drank too much booze.
And there wasn't a single good DM to choose.
So he let out a burp, and said “fuck all of them”.
And he chose Jaydow and Bonk, and made each a DM.
But the story doesn't end here, as I have a lot to add in.
For the CS division had three new admins.
Duke and Darrth, while more info got unloaded.
Even Genocide for some reason was promoted.
But what about Danny? Said noone ever.
Me as DM would be worse than all this together.
And so my good people, this is quite the day.
Now we move on to the one division most gay.
A new DM arrives, that's right… another.
Surprise surprise, it's the other DM's brother.
They even got a mod, one of our spies.
Semper the 10manner, in a gay-ass disguise.
Poor little diphi had to step down from power.
The gay must've gotten to him, he was almost devoured.
Nutty remains the one DL, all alone.
It is not time for him to be overthrown.
So we move on to Minecraft, made by one of the brightest.
But the drama wasn't so great, not in the slightest.
We got plenty of staff, some good and some not.
But at least things went well for the little boy Scott.
None of this mattered to the great Julian, most high.
He made so much money it made the Cozy Boys cry.
Then there was dingo, who could not stay.
Maybe he shouldn't have been using X-Ray.
Now lest we forget, do not cry, do not grieve.
Because Brady's fat ass made CT_Slay3R leave.
All of this happening, with opinions so varied.
All while our great leader was off getting married.
With all the DMs, from Bonk to SegFault.
Hope was being lost for the mighty JohnGalt.
Hidden from the furries, who bark and they purr.
I wrote this poem to destroy the one made by virr.
These decisions couldn't have been made by one single swede.
So remember to protest to Aegean and Bleed.
It's probably time that I stop complaining.
At least we can all move to Gay Bonfire Gaming.
Things may not look look great, but they might turn out swell.
Because at least we have Grape as our overwatch DL.

Can vouch, @Precious is so flamboyant, with socks you won't even notice

Can vouch, @Precious is so flamboyant, with socks you won't even notice

So I was going to stay quiet and not get involved with this but it's whatever, I have a say in this stuff too. So let's put aside our pasts and discuss this maturely.
On one side, I don't think you'd be bad for the role. You're pretty active and you seem to know the rules well enough, and that's good. Those are just some of the most important parts of being a good staff member. You also seem to cooperate well with others and staff when they ask something of you, which is also good.
On the other side though, I've also known that you have a short fuse. I mean no offense by this, I can lose my patience very easily as well. However, if you can't keep your cool in serious situations, it can cause you to lash out and do really regrettable shit. I should know, it's gotten me demoted in the past. I'm not saying not saying you have a toxic personality or anything, I think you're actually pretty friendly and funny. But I know at least one time where you lost your cool and it got you in deep trouble. You and I both know what I'm talking about.
HOWEVER, that was just one time. I don't know you very well and haven't known you for very long. But recently, I have seen you act friendlier and more considerate on servers. Even when there were people on that you don't like (like me) or people would confront you about rules, you seem to keep your cool and not let it bother you too much. I think these are noteworthy improvements and I'm not going to lie and act like you haven't changed just because of a dumb feud we had. 
Overall, I do think you've come a way and shaped up. I'm not going to -1 you just because of one bad experience. However, I also believe it's too early for me to +1 this. I want to see you keep being a good boi, then maybe I'll change my mind.
My vote remains neutral... for now. 

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Team Fortress 2 In-Game Name
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STEAM_0:1:52947739 Position
Moderator Time Active on Servers
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I'll keep it short...
it's too balance the tf2 staff roster. 
@SegFault recommend me for staff ?

-1 after seeing him be very toxic on servers in text chat, I cant say I think he sets a good example for member. Almost any time I see him on, hes just constantly flaming on tgh

You know how I feel about that topic

ravioli ravioli, hitler lost againironi idek but hes permed
~closed

I stop playing TF2 and this happens. The fuck

It's def in decline but I'm gonna keep loving it till it's dead

@Sodium I'm not sure what you're trying to show here because there is no context and lack of a timeline/history. If @ScottNi chooses to further back up his claims he will need to post screenshots of proof of the spam I guess, but I'm sure Lithium will take what you said into some level of consideration. As Tatost said, this isnt the time or place to be taking personal shots at each other. You stated your opinion, gave your perspective, now I would just recommend leaving it at that,

Wtf, I thought my content was more delusional. Plz young man or women or Trans-gender, make this clan great again XD

i will now reveal the true reason i joined this clan. i joined this clan to apply for co-leader so i could make this clan the best damm clan on the internet - consider it a neo-xG. unfortunately, my member application was denied under false pretenses so i am unable to apply for staff. friends, brothers, sisters, i call to you now to allow me to become the new leader of this clan and i promise you all fame and fortune; and here's how i'm going to do that:
 
phase 1: culling out the week
next saturday and throughout the weekend all of our tf2 servers will be populated to the max (32/32) because a steam announcement will be made which goes along the lines of this: 
"JOIN THIS SERVER OR YOU'RE KICKED FROM THE CLAN"
indeed, those who do not show up over the weekend will be kicked, as well has most of the members of xG. Only the strong will be allowed to survive in neo-xG. 32 players at the time will fight in a free-for-all - like popular book hunger games. The one winner of each round of 32 will stay in the clan.
 
phase 2: becoming the strongest clan in the world
now we have only the strongest players in neo-xG. we take these players and form a competitive highlander team.  as you may know you cannot instantly join the highest-tier division, so we're going to hack into the computers of b4nny's team and find nude pictures of them to use as blackmail. we then get on the roster via said blackmail and use our gamer skills to become the new strongest TF2team.
 
phase 3: profit 
while to the outside world we appear benevolent and noble as a neo-xG tf2 highlander team, one night we take the world by surprise and start pub-stomping, HARD. only 2 hours of sleep every day, we spend 22 hours a day pub-stomping. the onslaught will be so great no one could join a casual game and leave spawn without being instantly killed. now we have tf2 at hostage, so we start making demands. first, valve must give us admin access to tf2. we use this to get shiny unusual hats. then, we make tf2 no longer free-to-play. now, everyone must pay 5$/hour of play. 
 
so you see, if you just allow me to be your now co-leader, xG can become neo-xG - a place of freedom, hope, dreams, and all the shiny hats and fortune you can imagine. 
 
WHO WILL JOIN ME?
i have spoken ?

Dude, it's bizzare, you look EXACTLY like a gay version of @Tekage
You guys could be like twins or something hfs