Fan Fiction

[Dethman 191]

If someone does not want to be mentioned in this thread do not put them in it.

We are going to have a community fan fiction thread where we share our fan fiction we have made of each other.

I will go first. I will also copy pasterino old ones for the giggles.

 

It was a nice, shiny, beautiful day at Xenogamers. The Dildos were Vibrating and the soundboards were humming, not a peep of Distorted harrypotter in the air on this glorious day. But it was not glorious for all..

 

Barm went missing, and had yet to be seen again after the great Salt spillage of 2014. Those sentries not only destroyed his body, but the mind as well, during the days when he was alone, in beef n' fixinButt forest, which I can only presume looks something like this. View attachment aoi62.tinypic.com_2ez43g1.jpg He decided to forget all Xenogamers had to offer him, blocking out all the Salty thoughts. But the only person who could get past the Salt was someone dear to him, the only thought he could never be free of.

 

Dethman, for such a long time Barm wanted him more than anything else, not having him made him salty, so salty that it became black pepper. So Barm came back, hidden to many still, watching from in the Shadows, stalking our Young Dethman.

 

Dethman was in his room, Autism painted the walls and Diarrehha covered the floors. Dethman was on facebook, posting Song lryics like the Rebel he was, the cops couldn't touch him. But it wasn't the cops he had to worry about, it was the man watching him from the Bushes outside, glaring at him from the window, our desperate, salty, Barm.

 

Barm could no longer satisfy himself with just watching, no, he had to get closer to dethman, closer than anyone else could. Dethman, so wrapped up into his Crime spree, did not notice barm, breaking open the fricking window with a giant stone laying around, Dethman was Deaf.

 

Barm crawled in through the window, slithering through the broken glass like a snake, A bleeding, dying, impaled with Glass snake.

 

What i'm trying to get at here children is that, he fricking crawled through glass. Blood was everywhere. Now shut the frick up and let me continue this horrible story.

 

Dethman finally heard Barm's sobbing and looked behind him, only to see the greatest horror to man. Barm laid on his bed,His legs open, fully naked and rubbing his torn, bleeding nipples with pleasure as Dethman turn to see him. "Bar-Barm senpai. Ar-Are you ok?" Dethmans words stuttered in fear of Barms mental state. Barm simply grinned, "Don't worry Dethman, we can use my blood as lube, now what are you doing, Ordering a pizza? GO IN!" He demanded, Dethman was compelled to do as Barm asked of him. Somewhere deep down, he knew this was what he wanted, this is what the two of them wanted together.

 

Dethman and Barm went at it like two, very confused, very deranged frilly willy rabbits. Ramming theirselfs into eachother's butts and listening to eachother moan like a blissful song. Their orgasums so loud, people say it was louder than their Distorted Soundboards, words cannot describe how they continued to nail eachother. It was beautiful, yet horrible. The gushing fluids and smell was unbareable.

 

Most of you will say this is nothing more than Fiction, but I know the truth, for I was stalking Barm as he stalked dethman, I watched them from the windows, I am, Muzzle.

@Dethman@Barmithian

#BarmxDethman

 

 

50 Shades of Oof

 

 

Moosty cuddled up onto Scootaloo’s bare shoulder. He could hear his steady breathing. He playfully stroked Scootaloo’s chest, relishing the overwhelming butt pleasure he had just experienced. Scootaloo had this magical way of reaching down deep inside of him and tickling his booty genitals.

 

 

“So Scoots,” Moosty whispered in the darkness. “You up for round two?”

 

 

“Give me another minute. I’m still trying to catch my breath.” Scootaloo sighed in between breaths of air.

 

“Oof.” Replied Moosty. He caressed Scootaloo’s inner thigh, just fascinating about the pleasure that awaited him.

 

 

Before he knew it, Scootaloo was back on top of Moosty, going to work with his luscious mouth. He tenderly kissed Moosty’s neck, breathed air into his ear, and ran his tongue down to his collar bone.

 

 

Instantly, Moosty’s magical meat-stick was at full attention. But before he could control his urges, Moosty found Scootaloo’s mouth enveloped around his danger. Moosty arched his back in pleasure as Scootaloo set to work. Not wanting to be outdone, Moosty slid his head up and under Scootaloo’s waist to engage in a good ole lickaroo of the poop chute.

 

 

Together they enjoyed the oral ecstasy. Scootaloo had this way of contracting his cheeks so that Moosty’s hard raging cock quivered in pleasure. Moosty’s tongue could cure colon cancer. Scootaloo grinded his fat white ass down on that magical tongue and moaned in pleasure.

 

 

Moosty saw that his love was also at full mast. He turned himself over and said “Alright baby. I’m ready for you. Scootaloo pls.”

 

 

Without hesitation, Scootaloo slid himself into Moosty. Deeper…deeper, until he could feel Moosty’s prostate pulsating against the head of his cock. With tender loving care, he slid himself back out and back in, teasing Moosty’s prostate. As he did so, Scootaloo reached around and took ahold of Moosty’s Man Wand and proceeded to massage it.

 

 

Moosty was in uncontrollable bliss. He quivered and repositioned himself so that Scootaloo could better penetrate his scrumptious ass. As he did, he found the pleasure to be completely overwhelming. He orgasmed into Scootaloo’s open hand. Over and over his dick spluttered, spewing thick, rich, creamy seed all over the place.

 

 

Scootaloo kept pumping. He hastened the pace at which he was making sweet man-love to Moosty’s poop chute. As he did, Moosty arched his back and cried in nirvana as even more seed released itself onto the bed. Scootaloo, still with a handful of cum, reached back and wiped it on his taint.

 

 

With an amazing speed, Scootaloo pumped away, as if he were drilling for oil. With one final good squeeze, he released his Scootagoo into Moosty’s underworld chasm.

 

 

Both Moosty and Scootaloo collapsed onto the bed, holding one another, breathing heavily from the sheer pleasure of it all. They held each other and stared into one another’s eyes. Neither spoke their love. It didn’t need to be said.

 

 

“Scootaloo,” Moosty finally gasped. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.” Scootaloo could tell Moosty was genuine. He knew the love there was paramount.

 

 

Suddenly, Moosty began to convulse violently. His stomach was doing flip-flops in his gut. His asshole had a strange burning sensation. He had contracted the Scootaflu.

 

 

“Oh no, Scootaloo!” He cried. “It’s happening again!”

 

 

Scootaloo was quick to react. Moosty flipped over and lay down on his stomach. Without hesitation, Scootaloo stuck his lips against Moosty’s cornhole and sucked out as much Scootagoo as he could. Moosty was horridly allergic to the Scootagoo.

 

 

“That was close!” Scootaloo said.

 

 

“Once again, I owe you my life.” Moosty said. “There’s nobody I trust more than you.”

 

 

“Well, Moosty,” Scootaloo replied. “I have something to tell you.”

 

 

“Oh?” Moosty said as he began to shit semen.

 

 

“Yeah, I’m not who you think I am.” Scootaloo said as he sat up, wiping butt glue from his fleshy fun bridge.

 

 

“I’m actually…” As Scootaloo said this, he removed the mask he had been wearing the whole time.

 

Bach was sitting in front of Moosty. Moosty was horrified to find his man-lover was actually his Division Manager.

 

 

“I just had to taste that forbidden fruit for myself.” Bach said. “I hope you can forgive me for my treachery, Moosty.”

 

 

Moosty sat in a horrid silence.

 

 

“Well, SAY SOMETHING.” Bach said. “Get mad, yell. SOMETHING!”

 

 

Moosty looked up at Bach. “I just have one question.”

 

 

“What is it?” Bach asked on fated breath. He hung by a thread, waiting for Moosty’s response.

 

 

“Can I have Admin now?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Ohstopyou 42]

[XHina_sanX 23]

May the random shit come

[Colorparty 28]

This thread in a nutshell

 

[GreyIgnis 0]

MFW dethman doesn't post the sound clip

[Rabid 173]

Are you trying to compete for xG's cringiest member? cause this is how you get nominated deth

[LeToucan 136]

@DrLee This is your time to shine. Bring in holly.

[GreyIgnis 0]

It was a cold, lonely day. Just another numb feeling for iggy's psyche. He was particularly lonely. He could not help but lust for one thing: Salt shoved in his ass. He could only get this from one person. He knew he would have to get bad at League to summon some salt from @Barmithian Iggy started to join the anime channel and ask to play league with them, often mentioning being a kid now. They were mildly annoyed. They finally broke and played a game with Iggy. He was ecstatic. The game was the worst that was ever played. Constant feeding came from Iggy. Barm lost his salt by the end of the match. Iggy approached him, casually taking his jeans off, and bent over to show barm his bouncing, round ass. "Take it out on this," Iggy suggested to him. He started to rub barm's Morton Jar seductively and gently kissed him on the neck. "Let it loose." Next, Iggy spat into his hands and caressed the blessed salt club, and stroked it to get it lubed up. He slid his salt into his backdoor, grunting at its size. Barm started to madly curse at Iggy, all while pounding his sweet ass with tender care. He sped up and it quickly became sweaty and heated. The leaking anal fluid was dripping on the carpet. It soaked in, leaving a mark forever to tell the tale of this salt. Barm flipped Iggy over and started violently blasting his gaping dick holster. Blood started to drip with the fluid. The pain only made it better. After what seemed like an eternity, Barm pulled out, and salt was shot all over Iggy's stomache, and they were both satisfied. It was done, and it was over. Barm leaned in and whispered, "Karafuru means colorful in Japanease," and walked out of the room. Iggy cupped up all the salt and gulped it down like a bulldog eating oatmeal. He was finally like the rest of the clan.

[Colorparty 28]

It was a cold, lonely day. Just another numb feeling for iggy's psyche. He was particularly lonely. He could not help but lust for one thing: Salt shoved in his butt. He could only get this from one person. He knew he would have to get bad at League to summon some salt from @Barmithian Iggy started to join the anime channel and ask to play league with them, often mentioning being a kid now. They were mildly annoyed. They finally broke and played a game with Iggy. He was ecstatic. The game was the worst that was ever played. Constant feeding came from Iggy. Barm lost his salt by the end of the match. Iggy approached him, casually taking his jeans off, and bent over to show barm his bouncing, round butt. "Take it out on this," Iggy suggested to him. He started to rub barm's Morton Jar seductively and gently kissed him on the neck. "Let it loose." Next, Iggy spat into his hands and caressed the blessed salt club, and stroked it to get it lubed up. He slid his salt into his backdoor, grunting at its size. Barm started to madly curse at Iggy, all while pounding his sweet butt with tender care. He sped up and it quickly became sweaty and heated. The leaking butt fluid was dripping on the carpet. It soaked in, leaving a mark forever to tell the tale of this salt. Barm flipped Iggy over and started violently blasting his gaping beef n' fixin holster. Blood started to drip with the fluid. The pain only made it better. After what seemed like an eternity, Barm pulled out, and salt was shot all over Iggy's stomache, and they were both satisfied. It was done, and it was over. Barm leaned in and whispered, "Karafuru means colorful in Japanease," and walked out of the room. Iggy cupped up all the salt and gulped it down like a bulldog eating oatmeal. He was finally like the rest of the clan.

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[Barmithian 63]

It was a cold, lonely day. Just another numb feeling for iggy's psyche. He was particularly lonely. He could not help but lust for one thing: Salt shoved in his butt. He could only get this from one person. He knew he would have to get bad at League to summon some salt from @Barmithian Iggy started to join the anime channel and ask to play league with them, often mentioning being a kid now. They were mildly annoyed. They finally broke and played a game with Iggy. He was ecstatic. The game was the worst that was ever played. Constant feeding came from Iggy. Barm lost his salt by the end of the match. Iggy approached him, casually taking his jeans off, and bent over to show barm his bouncing, round butt. "Take it out on this," Iggy suggested to him. He started to rub barm's Morton Jar seductively and gently kissed him on the neck. "Let it loose." Next, Iggy spat into his hands and caressed the blessed salt club, and stroked it to get it lubed up. He slid his salt into his backdoor, grunting at its size. Barm started to madly curse at Iggy, all while pounding his sweet butt with tender care. He sped up and it quickly became sweaty and heated. The leaking butt fluid was dripping on the carpet. It soaked in, leaving a mark forever to tell the tale of this salt. Barm flipped Iggy over and started violently blasting his gaping beef n' fixin holster. Blood started to drip with the fluid. The pain only made it better. After what seemed like an eternity, Barm pulled out, and salt was shot all over Iggy's stomache, and they were both satisfied. It was done, and it was over. Barm leaned in and whispered, "Karafuru means colorful in Japanease," and walked out of the room. Iggy cupped up all the salt and gulped it down like a bulldog eating oatmeal. He was finally like the rest of the clan.

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My gosh I thought we were done with this bull crap.

Barm started to madly curse at Iggy

also d-d-don't say s-swears...

 

 

inb4 salty rating (thank you @StarmiX)

[Ohstopyou 42]

My gosh I thought we were done with this bull crap.

 

also d-d-don't say s-swears...

 

 

inb4 salty rating (thank you @StarmiX)

 

You know, don't sssssay, sweeeeaaahhrrrs

[Ohstopyou 42]

One day, Vector was walking around minding his own business. But suddenly he had an urge, a very powerful urge, the urge tohave Nickelodeon semen Bucket semen be poured all over his body, but not only his body but inserted into every hole in his body. He knew who to call. His old boy-toy... Kittylicious. He ran to his house as fast as he could, daydreaming for an NCB flavored ice cream. He bust into his apartment only to find someone, with the same body frame as him, standing in front of a bucket, moaning. "Kitty, is that you?" Vector asked tounge hanging out. "Yes and no." The mysterious being said. "you may know me as Kittylicious" Vector could hear it clearly now since his 2nd beef n' fixin had fallen off. "But it is time to reveal my TRUE IDENTITY!" "Kitty" ripped off the trench coat to reveal a thinner, bustier WOMAN. "MY NAME IS BONFIRE CENTIPEDE, AND VECTOR, YOUR BODY IS MINE!!!" She screamed. Vector, shocked about how his boy-toy was actually a woman is left with paralysis. Bonfire grabs him and Kypari and Tekage come out of her nipples, Kypari seems exausted and Tekage is sighing, as if he had hotten a nice blow. They use their Biritikinesis to pick up the confused vector and Bonfire's Joggers and panties fall to the ground, revealing The Illuminati Tentacles. All three of them let out a huge bewildering roar. The roar had Interrupted a very serious slumber. Vector's pants and panties drop down revealing a long 3foot scrotum, 3 of them. And out of the middle emerges a Large, Blafrican figure, Shadower, the Blafrican King himself, armed with a Enormous bucket that without effort broke the house into whats left of Bach's importance in xG, dust. What was full of that bucket? It was the one and only, Nickelodeon-JohnCena-Shrek-Blafrican semen. filled to the rim, and the prophecy states that the combination vanquishes all impurity and cancer. The one known as Ponyboy was the only one who survives but he was left with a severe case of Can-tism. Shadower transformed into the mighty Black Dynamite, causing Vector to wake up and Tekage And Kypari to spontaneously combust into spaghetti. Which fell out of Bonfire's pocket. Bonfire yelled, "YOU CAN'T BEAT ME YOU'RE NOT EVEN MOD!!! "Black Dynamite replied, "Because im black" And splatted the the wonder-semen into Bonfire's Tentacles. His Illuminati Tentacles Faded away and the only thing that could be seen was Vaporeon and Gayporneon Eating Bonfire's Corpse. Vector Thanked Black Dynamite who then went back up to Shadower. Shadower got Vector onto his hands and knees and proceeded to Pour the Legend of Sperm into Vector's holes. By the end of the session Vector looked like a ghost with semen coming out of his eyes and urethra. Shadower proceeded to go back home, But Vector Cut him off, saying "Shadower, what if She comes back? and you don't come in time? Shadower replied - "First I always semen on time and second, I will always be here for you bby." And he proceeded to go back where he came from, Vector's middle scrotum.

THE END.

Oh my fucking god. no.

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[SupremeWolf 1]

SupremeWolf typed "rtd" and rolled toxicity 2 , but Diabeetus didn't like it at all, and rammed his ban hammer so far up Supreme's ass salt poured out his mouth. The End

[Fink 64]

One time your dad touched your genitals so you decided to make cringey fanfic on a worthless clan's website