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Gotta put in the +1

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>drives home with cup of coffee >just closed the coffee shop super tired >scored another fat chick to add on steam thanks to fallout music >looks in rear view mirror to see fucked up crooked face >gets flashbacks of shitty graphic design on xenogamers.com >gets into car accident while flashing back >almost unconscious >more flashbacks of looking into mirror at work >face crooked as fuck >passes out wakes up at hospital >turns to side to see flowers and mirror >fuck >my face is still crooked @Aegean

>wake up >crawl out of my crib and get dressed >still cant reach the pedals with my dwarf legs >take bus to work >go make some shitty pancakes >call doctor >check if they have midget heightening surgery >still no luck >go on PC and make dogshit graphics for homepage >cry like big baby when flamed for being steven level of graphic designer >kiss mom on mouth

Retard alert

Don't Starve Together as long as @ThePenguin isn't playing

LucehMcellion, NenekuuLucy, 30

-1 toxicity=23? A:8 M:2

Europe, Germany, Wiesbaden Nothing really special here, it's a modern city with a few [extremely boring] cultural things. Ironically this is (as far as I know) Germany's city with the most American population, as a lot of veterans have settled here, hence we have some American areas with American stores where you can even pay with dollars. Honestly, just don't. If anything during summer because we have nice wheather during summer. We have a few annual/"traditional" events where you just get drunk. But quite frankly, just don't come here. It's boring as fuck as a vacation place. We, however, do also have a German/American Friendship Fest lmao. Not really. You can spend a lot of money on food in like the central part of the city and there are a lot of clubs (for the nights hehe!). As a student, I don't really go to restaurants. I could suggest some nice places to eat pizza though, ha. But there is this pretty expensive American steak house I was recently at, which was great. (>going to a foreign country to go to American restaurants, I don't think that's something you would wanna do though.) Steak - Steakhouse The drinking age is 16 for drinks with like low amounts of alcohol (esentially beer & wine) and 18 for liquor here. I wouldn't consider any bars outstanding or anything, but we also do have a few American bars here. All in all I can say that you should probably go to a nicer country, or if you wanna visit Germany, go to Frankfurt (am I right @Yu_Narukami!!!!!!!!). this was probably not useful at all, but i can't help it.

>wake up in piece of shit neighborhood to gunshots >kiss mom on mouth >stare into the mirror trying to figure out if im hispanic or asian >get on my red shirt and go to work at my lucrative career in selling staples and staplers >laugh at photo of aegean because he is shorter than me >laughing at that photo is the only joy i feel >go home to play league of legends >int feed jax >flame team for feeding jax >pay www.lolboosting.net to get me to diamond 3 >brag about being diamond 3 12lp

robin is op in smash 4

We should have a division where we don't need a server although the point of making the division is to make silence rich so I guess that's not happening