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  1. Blizzard
    You play Overwatch? Yeah! Who do you main? D.Va. Do you play anyone else? Nope, just D.Va. #D.VaMainsNeedToStop
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    2. Hushpuppy

      Hushpuppy

      I switch heros every 5 seconds when my mech dies and i turn into shitty tracer.
    3. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      I mean I play the roadhog the most and he's my "main" you could say, but he's actually a main that can DO something. I don't play him every game because if you want to win a game you can't be playing the same character if someone already took it need some diversity not the hero genji and widow only players.
    4. DemonicDisaster

      DemonicDisaster

      Fucking true Bliz.
  2. Blizzard
    Passed true pacifist, even though I knew what happens during the ending. Experiencing it for yourself is a damn tear jerker. #WhyUndertale?
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    2. NitNat

      NitNat

      almost
    3. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      Eat a butt nitnat. C:
    4. NitNat

      NitNat

      Delightful
  3. Blizzard
    The real overwatch killer is among us, legend of titan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFIp3K6fNHI
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    2. Bone

      Bone

      It's funny because if you look up some gameplay of it, Youtube recognizes it as Overwatch :^)
    3. Hushpuppy

      Hushpuppy

      Sadly it's apparently a tech demo and will never actually be released. Overwatch remains the only class based shooter worth paying.
    4. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      Heres another link https://youtu.be/nZJeisfRrdY
  4. Blizzard
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAo1RRqHDTU&feature=youtu.be
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    2. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      8) I did m8
    3. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      Poor Matt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSzkzaAIH1Q
    4. Goblin

      Goblin

      I fuck Bliz and bees cause it's hip.
  5. Blizzard
    LOVEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      it changes f-a-g to friend ;-;
    3. NitNat

      NitNat

      nice m8
    4. NitNat

      NitNat

      you 4WayPeanut
  6. Blizzard
    When you find out your friend uses Q to jump rather than Space in TF2 *Cough* NitNat *Cough*
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    2. Tsuchikure

      Tsuchikure

      what the fuck?
    3. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      Y.
    4. NitNat

      NitNat

      REASONS
  7. Blizzard
    when people get mad at you for playing torb on offense, but you end up getting potg, gold elims, and 50% kill participation
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    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      What Wendy's commercial?
    3. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9o6krTi5rA
    4. Fink

      Fink

      torbjorn on offense is fucking garbage. gold elims doesnt mean you help the team. he just has a good gun. if you play like this in comp, youre fucking stupid. (in quick play anythings fine :/)
  8. Blizzard
    Why is Blizjects a thing?
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    2. DemonicDisaster

      DemonicDisaster

      lol people on the servers say it is
    3. Jpie112

      Jpie112

      Yeah, but people on the server say lik and merc are a thing too. The only thing the servers get right is me and Demonic
    4. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      NOEH. LIK AND MOIC ARE MINEEEEEE
  9. Blizzard
    Don't you wanna come with me, don't you wanna feel my bones on your bones @-@
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    2. Bone

      Bone

      "Would YOU like to ride the BONE TRAIN?"
    3. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      yes yes yes
    4. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      #YES2BONETOUCHING
  10. Blizzard
    I can't be the only one who doesn't enjoy jb.....right?
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    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      ayy lmao
    3. Dethman

      Dethman

      It used to be great, now it evolved to well...that
    4. Kypari

      Kypari

      Abuse days and shit.
  11. Blizzard
    Base got raided in unturned yet again
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    2. ChickenPanda

      ChickenPanda

      Fun fact: Bases don't get raided if you don't play unturned ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    3. Barmithian

      Barmithian

      WHAT DA HELL HAPPENED THIS TIME
    4. Linkachu

      Linkachu

      I guess it's time for the return ehh??
  12. Blizzard
    I encountered a shiny marill in the safari zone and I want to kms because it ran
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    2. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      if you threw mud, it aint shiny no more
    3. ArminArmout

      ArminArmout

      that's terribly cruel.
    4. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      I threw bait at it so it could stay longer, but nope the thing just ran
  13. Blizzard
    Ay, friend just sent me a package containing anime related items :D
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    2. SupremeWolf

      SupremeWolf

      Hentai starter kit
    3. The_Unlit_Torch

      The_Unlit_Torch

      Onahole
    4. Goblins

      Goblins

      Onahole lmao. But seriously, you should share what you got.
  14. Blizzard
    Doing a genocide run in Undertale is worse than playing Hatred.
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    2. Swift

      Swift

      you mean the best part
    3. Swift

      Swift

      fucking hate that annoying ass skeleton
    4. Tsuchikure

      Tsuchikure

      YOU MEGALOMANIAC
  15. Blizzard
    Stubbing your toe is the worse feeling of pain. I don't care if you arm is severed and bleeding, my stubbed toe injury is far worse.
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    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      ever been kicked in the nads m8?
    3. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      @[719:@Bonk] Was ded in the hospital for so long. We're glad to have him back :]
    4. Dethman

      Dethman

      Have you had severe heart burn that you had to stay in the hospital for 3 days? if not, FUCK YOUR STUBBED TOE jk but for real doe dat shit hurt
  16. Blizzard
    tfw you donated a year ago, but still havent been marked as a donator on the forums
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    2. Tsuchikure

      Tsuchikure

      tfw expects time to solve everything
    3. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      I donated via tf2 keys when it was still a thing :[ @[1:@Rhododendron]
    4. Rhododendron

      Rhododendron

      Just get KB to confirm it :)
  17. Blizzard
    Nothing better than making sandwiches out of leftover honey ham. <3
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    2. NitNat

      NitNat

      You and the damn sandwiches
    3. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      Leave my fancy sandwiches alone...better yet my Fancwiches
    4. Giraffes

      Giraffes

      I mean I make some pretty dank Ham Pot Pie, they are better than Fancwhiches
  18. Blizzard
    I'm nuzlocking Pokemon Pearl and so far I haven't had casualties, papa bless
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    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      All of my Pokemon are holding gargantualas which provide 420% immunity from death
    3. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      how far have you gotten?
    4. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      2 Badges, lvl 20 mons
  19. Blizzard
    How's everybody's summer body progress going?
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      nice one
    2. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      xG=still fatties
    3. Caleb956

      Caleb956

      Well with overwatch in the way..oh who am i kidding that doesn't matter. Nowhere. (I still have like a month of school :c)
  20. Blizzard
    RIP xG Unturned Base...hopped on at 11pm to see it was blown to shit and raided
    1. Barmithian

      Barmithian

      Really?
    2. Barmithian

      Barmithian

      If it is we will have to make a new one in a better location
    3. XHina_sanX

      XHina_sanX

      Admins spawned in all the c4 in the world to take out our base
  21. Blizzard
    I love Snowdin's Town theme so damn much.
    1. Tsuchikure

      Tsuchikure

      all boss songs > area songs
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      Death by Glamour B)
    3. Tsuchikure

      Tsuchikure

      ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
  22. Blizzard
    Got a professional medi gun fabricator in mvm easy 45 bucks, mass unboxing? unusual? Donation? I can't decide ; -;
    1. Giraffes

      Giraffes

      why not both?
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      porque no los dos?
    3. Giraffes

      Giraffes

      *Brings up taco shell commercial reference
  23. Blizzard
    Green is not a creative colour.
    1. Giraffes

      Giraffes

      Which Pantone of green?
    2. DemonicDisaster

      DemonicDisaster

      PSSSH Every color was made to be creative!
    3. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      ^
  24. Blizzard
    If anything is a first world problem it has to be cold toilet seats
    1. Dethman

      Dethman

      Nah, it has to be when there is a spec of urine on the seat and you don't have an entire toilet paper role to clean it
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      I contradict that, I feel like it's more when you urinate and for some reason your piss decides it's a good idea to go in a very awkward direction or when it decides that peeing in 3 different ways at once won't make a mess
    3. Dethman

      Dethman

      Or when you are pissing and for some reason no matter how close you get and how good your aim is you hit the fucking toilet seat. Or when you shit and the water goes into your asshole by accident.
  25. Blizzard
    Inb4 Valve pushes Halloween update after Hallowen
    1. Tekk

      Tekk

      Inb4 there isn't a Halloween update because they're "too busy working on other projects" ;-;
    2. Bone

      Bone

      It'll most likely be on Halloween, the same way they did last year. Inb4 Bumper Cars 2: Electric Bumpaloo
    3. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Nope, its here http://www.teamfortress.com/screamfortress7/ :)