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Lmao another one: Name: Bobby? Age: 19 Hobbies: Knitting, Ping Pong Sounds like my kind of woman.

OHHOHOHOH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..6.83 cancer.

Inb4 kick the non members and bring back the 2013 +early 2014 gang. Or even better 2013 and only me from 2014

At least you guys are getting ads for single people while i only get ads like this

+1 Stood up to a 13 year old bikini model. (Seen you literally every time I've gone on rotation) A: 10/10 M: 9/10

Get a few backpacks, Nyquil and bread. Go to your beach and soak the bread with Nyquil and feed the soaked bread to the seagulls. Wait 30 minutes for them to pass out and pick them up and put them into the backpacks. Drive quickly to your school and strategically place the seagulls around the school. Wait for them to wake up. ??? PROFIT!

Prolouge: Now, this is a story all about how my jailbreak got flipped-turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how jailbreak got railed in the anus. In Jailbreak 1, started and raised, on the Casurina is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool. And shootin some rebels outside of my armory. When a couple of staff who were up to no good, started creating a bunch of stupid rules in my neighborhood. I made one little abuse and MuffinMonster got scared he said "YOUR F*CKING GETTING DEMOTED AND ALL MODERATORS ARE LOSING POWERS" I begged and pleaded with him day after day Eventually he let me keep moderator but took all my powers away He gave me a kiss and he gave me a warning I went back on jailbreak and said "GOD THIS IS BORING" Mod class? yo, this sucks ass. All these admins drinking sh*t out a champagne glass. Is this what the people of xG live like? Hmmm… This sucks dike. So I left xG after all the animosity on jailbreak as that was my life on this clan for the longest time , seeing it go to shit really bugged me, plus I wasn't really interested in being in a clan anymore thinking college would prevent me from playing my shize. A couple months later I came back to xG after realizing my life really didn't become too hecktic. I got even more into the servers than I had previously, however I found jailbreak had become a steaming pile of poop. Alot of the old jb regulars left, jb2 was completely fking RIP, and there was something called "DONATOR PERKS" and little pieces of sh*t (@Choritos) were running around doing retarded things i didn't understand. Basically My 1st Life In xG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsgJpixFR8 But anyways enough of my life story, as a Vet. of 2013 jailbreak days I've seen the line in the sand and I've been trying to find out who I am. Reasons I'm Making This Thread: My Baby, Jailbreak 2, went RIP Today, Jailbreak is run-down, mistreated, and filled with hooligans (Kind of like Baltimore) None of the threads being created based towards jailbreak have seen much results. :( Jailbreak is overall dying, it has lost alot of it's magic, it isn't really fun anymore, and many TF2 Staff would definatley agree with me. SO NOW, I, GUB, THE ORIGINAL GIBBERIN GOBLIN OF TF2 XENOGAMERS JAILBREAK, WISH TO SEE MY FORMER HOME REFURNISHED INTO THE GLORIOUS MASTERPIECE I ALWAYS WANTED IT TO BE. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Please Note These are Only Suggestions I'm Not Trying To Come for Your Life or "Play A Leader") -Things to Consider Do not call constant wardays and freedays. Do not repeat the same game from the previous day. This rule is wonderful, 10/10 I'd kiss it sensuously on the mouth, however, I still feel games can become repetitive day after day after DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY. Literally, once a guy runs out of ideas for warden they just keep doing the same sh*t and this rule becomes completely ignored. Of course, This seems only logical as jailbreak only offers a limited amount of games, the one way we could address this is by brainstorming *NEW GAMES* that are not usually played or are completely new. (These games can be map specific) GAMES: (Don't be afraid to try something new) Such as: "Creeper Forest" at Minecart (Not Really sure what to do here but test some things out and I'm sure we can think of something :^) ) "Defend the Exit Day" at Chretien (All blu's must go to the prison exit to protect the jail's good name and prevent those edgy little red inmates from escaping by killing them on sight) (Shoot the Damn Friendlys Too :^)) (Blues Cannot Leave the General Exit Area) "Mann-Cannon" at Casurina (Reds must shoot themselves into the crater) (BASEJUMPER NOT ALLOWED TO BE USED) "Theater Days" at Everyplace with a Stage (Reds Must Re-Enact a Movie Scene, Play, or Musical Depending on The Warden's Orders, those that are not listening to the warden are KOS) Or brainstorm new ridiculous things like….. "Rock Paper Sicssors Competition" (If All of Blu Team Has Access to this Taunt) "Gladiators of Fallgame" (All blus except 2 (preferably the warden and his trusty sidekick) will jump into the fall game with the reds in order to inact a melee battle to the death until a final red (if possible) is left standing, if the blu fighters fail then I guess that sucks for you and now you are down a couple guys and you should probably continue fallgame.) (This game is best played with the same restricted # of REDs as Pokemon) (***CREATE YOUR OWN NEW GAMES***) (As long as they abide by rules within reason) (I will add any ingenious games that I see work well or sound awesome to the list above) ….ORRRR by Being a Smarter Warden/BLU: By this I mean: READ THE MOTD Don't Be Afraid To Play More Than One Game A Day (It's never fun when the first game of the day is the last, try to cram as many games as you can into one day while being organized and productive and everyone will have a fun experience.) Don't Let Reds Think You Are A Fragile Weak Little Butterfly Bitch (I mean being a tight butthole strict-fag is one thing but being a "Lazy Daisy Suzan" is what really makes all those anoying little bad at the game rebel-fags come out of their cells the very second you declare "Out of Cell Rebel". If you notice a warden that is rather sucessful or notice a scenario where reds did not win the round try to repeat precautions that were taken upon that day.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id=ZSS5dEeMX64;t=22 Don't Act Like A Jackass (Joking around and acting like a dumbass is one thing, but being a dick or acting absolutely "pants over the head retarded" towards your fellow Blu's and your RED peers is one sheer fire way to get no one to like you, plus REDs are WAAAY more likely to Rebel if you are a d*ckhole. Be Clever (If you are going to take warden, at least try to be original, don't be that one loser that ends every single day with "OUH OIMA GONNA TYPE A QUESTION IN CHAT, and the first one to answer with their full name, phone number, and address gets Lr.") Be Attentive (Pay attention to EVERYTHING thats going on around you, you never know when a sneaky little RED will come up and shank you to death) "Stick Together Team" (You know that one little F*ckboy BLU that always runs around the map not helping the team out or dipping out when shit starts going bad? Yeah, don't be that little coward jabroni piece of sh*t because you can run on for a long time, but sooner or later the REDs will cut you down. However those that stand together as brothers and sisters in arms are more likely to kick RED's ass." "WE WILL STAND AND FIGHT!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id=WorI5HPWbpg;t=10 Be Fun ( I cannot stress this enough, Jailbreak is all about having a good time and getting a good laugh in. Lets face it, Playing Jailbreak makes you worse at TF2, why not embrace it and have fun while sucking at the game? Don't be afraid to smile a little :) ) "REMEMBER: No Employee Wants To Be A Choritos" Being a Smarter REBEL/RED And By this I mean: READ THE MOTD Be Cunning (Listen to a warden VERY carefully, especially if you wish to rebel. By listening to commands you can easily plot a course or plan of rebelion (or use MLG tactics) to foil his plans. Attempt Kill BLUs When You Have The Upperhand or when you know you are definately goin to kill that Sonovabitch and/or actually get away with it without dying. Or you could be extremely cunnin and watch your fellow REDs die as you get LR :^) ) You are Legion (If you see one of your buddies rebel don't be afraid to hop in and join the chaos! There is most definately strength in numbers and there is a hell of a lot of you.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id=TQq4LjSF2rc;t=38 Don't Be an Asshole (Being an Asshole is one sure way to make everyone hate you, I shouldn't have to describe the qualities of an asshole for you.) Have Fun. (Thats the Point of the Game.) Last Requests/LRs Suck These Days. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4O71U3SSuk So, you wanna foil those silly BLUs yet again by requesting a Pixie Caramel for your lr eh? Well... YOU CAN'T GET F*CKIN PIXIE CARAMEL THESE DAYS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. Lrs have severely been tonned down over the years by rules, now I'm not saying "EUHHH LEMME KILL ALL BLUES NOW AND HAVE A FREEDAY FOR MYSELF AND MY BUTTBUDDY MERVIN MCTITTYMONGER TOMORROW!" is an ok thing. Nor am I saying "Oh lemme kill y'all with valve rocket launcher then we'll do deathrun tomorrow" is a good thing either. I'm Talkin BOUT THE GOOD STUFF MAAAN/WOMAAAN -2 Lrs Rule- This rule is kinda iffy. Now... I know what your Thinking "Oh but Goblin, 2 lrs is POOP idea. Y U tink this rule suck FGT?" Well its not that this rule sucks, its actually a good one. However for some reason people associate things such as: "Invisible Melee Warday" as 2 Last Requests… Really? Do you have to be that much of a jewish-faith individual? "WELLOH, GEE WE CAN'T DO THAAAT! MAKING EVERYONE INVISIBLE IS 1 LR." What the hell are you? That sh*tty jew genie people hope they don't rub out of a lamp? "Turn invisible huh? Well there goes your first wish, pal." C'mon man, I would hope that is not the case. Stuff like this completely takes the fun out of an LR. I for one believe that wierd last requests such as this one should be legal, however must be approved by a staff member with the proper powers to execute such a day, It brings the insane non-sensical fun back to jailbreak, instead of the DULL DULL DULL BORING BORING BORING same thing every day type of shize. -Blues Not Involved In Lrs- This…. OHOHOHO THIS... STEAMING PILE OF ANUS EXCREMENT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN. Oh so you BLUs don't want to participate in Lrs because it ruins your lifestyle? OH WELL BOOOOHOOOO! Lets just make a completely Un-Fun Rule that doesn't allow REDs to have fun for once, while you guys ruin thier lifestyles. I hate this rule with a fiery passion and believe that it never should have been on the server. Simply because it doesn't permit the funnest/funniest lrs of them all, such as getting blues to play games with the reds (or making the Blues preform a Musical Piece of art.) As a matter of fact it states right in the Jailbreak MOTD that when you give your LR- "You can choose to play it with the blues of the current round, or the reds (and possibly blues) of the next round." "OH BUT WAAAAAIIIT A MINUTE... ISN'T THAT 2 LRS IF YOU WANT THE BLUES INVOLVED?" This only proves that these rules suck camel c*ck and should be altered to bennefit the Extreme Makeover of our Beloved Jailbreak Servers 1 & 2. Play Jailbreak Staff, Members, Non-Members I encourage you, Just Play Jailbreak. You will hopefully not regret it after following some of the simple steps I have listed above. I also do hope that Jailbreak once again becomes a huge staple for all members of the Team Fortress 2 Xeno Gamers community, and I would love to see Staff having fun and crazy events here again. Maybe one day Jailbreak 2 will ascend from the ashes. :( Please I Beg of You, Don't Let the Jailbreak Flame Die Out. -Gub

Banning this guy is seriously such a joke.... I know you all say "oh you can get a medic to uber and break it easy" well you know what it's not so fucking easy when you have either stupid or just assholish people on your team opening the door and getting you all killed while you try to get an uber ready, not to mention you'll prolly just go flying witht he stickies and still not be able to do anything about it... It's like saying "oh no spawn camp isn't unbreakable... there's always the chance you might rtd toxic or godmode and then you'll be fine.... this guy did something that kept a lot of people from just leaving the server, you should be awarding him with mod or something instead of banning him.... specially with how many incompetent people there are around here not to mention how much some other people ACTUALLY abuse donator powers and rarely get so much as a warning.

I personally think it should have been just a warning but again you did abuse your donator. It is a weird one because you thought you did the right thing and end up being punished. @Ohstopyou can elaborate some more and the conclusion.

All the seniors just drive their cars into the building. It would be hilarious! Really though, you can't do almost anything anymore without getting in trouble with the law. Best thing my senior class could do is have a cookout, and block the parking lots. We truly are rebellious, I tell ya what.

My uncle went to the same high school that I'm currently at, and for their senior prank they bought thousands of live crickets and poured them over the balcony that's above our cafeteria during lunch. You probably wouldn't be able to get away with this nowadays but it'd be good for a chuckle or two.

Hey at least you don't get gay singles ads

Gives everyone a beta key, doesn't get tagged...

+1 Scootaloo and luceh sittin in a tree, k i z z dis maturity. :] A: Active on our trade servers M: Very mature from what I can see, also an uber donator who likes to contribute to the clan.

One more thing. It doesn't say that "Nobody breaks spawncamps", it says that spawn camping is allowed. It later clarifies that admins may deem a spawn camp unbreakable, and then break it if it gets out of hand. This didn't seem like one of those cases, but still. He isn't an admin.

Alright, no one seems to want to agree on this. I'm not removing the command, nor am I removing his donator powers. I'm going to ban him for 12 hours. Not too harsh, yet not too lenient. If you guys see him in the future; just tell him to either call an admin, use non-command means to break it, or just rtv. ~Closed

We heavily plastic wrapped every entrance to the school. They actually delayed school an hour to clean it up. Some kids poured cooking oil on the cafeteria tables and seats. Then some kid put "Fart Candy" in a bunch of cupcakes he brought into his classes and caused like 30 some students and teachers to have Cronic Indigestion, and diarrhea.

My school just bought lots of lube, and lubed up door handles and banisters.

Unless your school is impossibly big, do this: 1. Get a bunch of "Liquid A.s.s" spray. 2. Put kids(with the spray) in at least every hallway, or at least the major ones. 3a. At a certain time, all of you run through the halls spraying it everywhere you can. You can do it in classrooms too, but they'll just open the windows to help get it out. 3b. If you don't want to get caught running through the halls with it, spray a ton of it in separate lockers, making it harder to find

My dad doesn't take my computer.. He passwords it. THE HORROR

He's been quite active on our ff2 server for a while now, also tags along and plays on our newest servers too! Mature in my opinion and respects other players. A:8 M:8

Add me on steam do my plus one.

WHEN ARE YOU NOT INACTIVE. jkjk

Hell, even ADMINS don't really have the power to deem if spawn camps are unbreakable usually. Back in my Admin days, there were times where I found pretty powerful spawn camps, and when turning to Kbraszzz or our acting DMs, they always told me to let it lay. I was always under the impression that there really isn't a level of "unbreakable" anymore. That's been a thing since before I became a DM. Either way, Gigyas is NOT an admin and this is clearly abuse of his donator perks. Giving yourself powerplay and Valve Rockets to take out a nest is a big no-no. It definitely isn't an issue with ALL donators, so removing it is fairly unjust. +1 to punishing Gigyas for his obvious abuse, with a possibility of a revoking of his donator privileges. I'll have words with the other DMs and get a clarification on the spawn camping rules, but until further notice, I'll just go on record and say NOBODY BREAKS SPAWNCAMPS. Our servers have a dedicated rule to ALLOW this kind of thing, so it'd be redundant to make exceptions to the rule. Getting camped? Get some Medics and pop some ubers, or RTV from the map. That way, it's nice and clear until a decision can otherwise be made. Cool with that @Rejects and @Moosty? We'll discuss it further.

for the hidden the "hidden dude" cant suicide at the end of his life Reason: the server will see that the hidden was not killed by a person so that person will be hidden again

Why would you even join team spy or engie? If you join those two goons, you're bound to lose. Join team pyro instead. Pyro is the elitist of all the classes and burns shit to ashes. Your spies and sentries? Burnt to a crisp. The flames of hell are rising over. Your time is limited. We will burn everyone for we are pyros. Masters of lighting shit on fire and making people mad. Pyro squad, roll out.

Fun. I'm going to have to try this.

+1 like, really? 10/10 for the bonk scout btw, team player. That was a fleak spawn camp, if you couldn't take that out then that's a personal problem. 2 sentries? Is he not aware of that one time Scoot joined in and found 5 sentries in front of Red spawn? Obvious abuse. I'll be disappointed if the DM's deem this OK.

I`ll be quitting steam and leaving the clan due to the fact I can`t play any more and I just got tired..and bored.. or its just because I was in welding accident and burned my arm and got blinded by from the sparks but yeah.. I'm pretty much done... I`ll probably come back but that in future but yeah have fun! I don`t feel like taggin cause it just too much work.. :shakefist::waving::loldidntread::hail:

Mobile doesn't work for me. That's like a trip into Purgatory. GL Hachi, but I'm expecting to never see you again. T.T

If you play casuarina you are a scrub.

You people are all prejudice towards age. You all think that just because someone is 16, they are automatically more mature. I can assure you that is not the case. If I was immature enough, I wouldn't be posting on this thread complaining about how people who stereotype are literally worse than Americans in the 1930's. Age doesn't justify maturity in a lot of situations. If you think someone is immature, just -1 them. If not, +1 them. How many people joined this clan when you were 15? I'm sure that applies to a lot of you. You wouldn't be allowed into the clan even though most of you show signs of maturity. TF2 is full of kids aged 11-18 in most situations, mainly 11-15. If this is a growing clan, and that TF2 is surrounded by pre-teens, shouldn't the age limit be lowered? Have you seen how many people who have applied as 14 or 15 recently compared to the 16+ applications? If we want this clan to keep growing, then there should be a lower age limit if one at all. Age doesn't justify maturity. We justify maturity. My god I sound like my English teacher te

k, but league is still best moba :^) inb4 you got carried to diamond