This may seem like gravedigging, but I have an actual addition.
Random add.
I take a look at his account, nothing suspicious so far besides his inventory being private.
Oh, but what is this, Been active since 2010? But there is two years of service on the account that added me.
Interesting.
Now there is only two logical solutions to why his account and backpack do not line up.
A. He is a scammer
B. He is a time traveler.
But me being the "logical optimistic" that everyone knows me as, assumed the latter. Hence the chat logs.
He has a decent cover up, but I am determined to unlock the secrets of time travel.
If he DID discover time travel, it would surely list it on his SteamRep. I do some digging.
What is this? He was a scammer. Gosh dangit all.
Obviously, I am disappointed. I wanted to bring home a pet dinosaur.
BUT WAIT! He stated that he paid 10$ a month to be marked as a scammer.
For "protection".
There may be hope...
Nah.
My hypothesis is proven false. He is indeed a scammer. Shoot.
So I tried to offer him a MvM canteen out of pity, but he ended the trade before I could take a screenshot.
Hence the lack of canteen screenshot.
In Conclusion: That guy is a fucking dumbass.