mrnutty12

Hmm, I'll have to go with Andes Mints on this one.
Those count right? If not I've got a soft spot for Reese's peanut butter cups too...

aM i GaY?

Because a lot of the powers would have to be disabled to account for various things last I checked. (ie stuff like toxic or homing projectiles would have to be disabled because of accidental spawnkilling)
Rolling for random debuffs with a minute chance of the probably not very helpful thing isn't very fun afaik. And assuming you are not being facetious, it doesn't so much balance them out as it does double down on the issue.
Personally I dislike the rng based nature of random crits and find them counterproductive to most engagements and irritating to many players. Surf certainly isn't the most serious epik gamer environment, but dropping random crits from the gameplay there does very little for 99% of what goes on there but make people who dislike them happier. Unless you really rely on them for killing those bhoppping mach 10 people it shouldn't even be noticeable were they removed as per literally every other place where they were turned off. Sure it is less random but in a more enjoyable way, surf is already super chaotic and disorganized but that charm is harder to enjoy when you are being instagibbed by the guy you just brought to 2 hp with a pile of sync'd up rockets.

As for the people who have said that they are helpful for breaking jail camps, I'd say you see more success on that front from cleaning out sniper boxes and forcing the other team to take cover/deal with you or bhopping around from the jail teleports as a distraction for your team (fast man make shoot, must chase). Those both are far more common and consistent ways to keep the camps in check that I would see used (and personally did) to great effect in that particular matter. Random crits are inherently unreliable and are probably going to favor the camping team because of the mechanics behind crit frequency, and if you are bad you will just end up camped again so they really don't even help much in the long run.

When the ability to bhop, surf_frictional, and increased air accelerate are added to tgh I will give you that. Currently it has none of those, so I reject your idea.

Oh and @Genocide random crits are like headshots in cs, but instead of shooting someone's oversized nose you pray to RNGesus that you magically get a glowey bullet or rocket with a 3x damage boost.
While they technically happen more for good players since the chance to get them ramps up with how much damage you have done in the past 20 seconds or so they tend to reward bad players by giving them an unearned free kill on random people (most often complained about by good people who got an undeserved death) as opposed to skilled players who probably would have won the fight anyway. 

A lot of you seem to have trouble retaining information on smokes, even basic smokes, So I'm going to create some clips that'll teach ya the basics, along with some that I've found my self.  A few of my mirage ones don't have my lovelllllllllllly voice, but I decided to do voice overs for explanations as well after a few videos in, so if you do need my audio aid I do not mind remaking it just lemme know.
Anyways I hope this helps some of you retain some of the skill of smokes or flashes. They're pretty fundamental so please do take time to practice some of them, it won't just make you better in 10mans, but just in general.
Mirage Smokes Inferno Smokes Train Overpass Nuke Dust2 Cache Probably won't do cache until they update it.

Show me some Vertigo smokes and I'll learn them like the back of my hand.

No.

removing crits from surf makes it less silly, and if people get tilted on a surf map over a crit it feels unjustified and unnecessary, I'm saying no, but I dont see a problem either way.

Just remove them from the game honestly @valve         

-1 no thanx

Am I still allowed to post? Or am I just a hated man still :(?
+1 for unban if he stops the racism and toxicity shit
Just don’t be fucking retarded 

+1 is a troll in the dungeon, just thought you should know.
 
but actually do it.

+1 is a troll in the dungeon, just thought you should know.
 
but actually do it.

iunno what the cutoff on being an oldfag is, but 2013 good enough for ya?

@virr please call at least one promo/demo a bumpy/dumpy
The community needs this

So, can we go back to xG not xB plz... I don’t wanna be in da xB, I rather be in da xG because it’s is better. Hail xG no more bumpy. 

Take my steam id ya heccin people STEAM_0:1:55971990
Hail our new leader @Bumpy

Take my steam id ya heccin people STEAM_0:1:55971990
Hail our new leader @Bumpy

Prowotions
Community
@xenoGamers from xenoGamers to xenoBumpies
@Bumpy from CS:GO Moderator to Comuwunity Leader
@Lithium from CS:GO Division Leader to Comuwunity Leader
TF2
@mrnutty12 from Hiding Division Leader to Division Leader
@Meaty from Meaty to Veggie
@Red from Red to Blu
Demowotions
Community
@virr from Community Manager to vorr
CS:GO
@Bonk from Division Manager to Bink
@Genocide from Administrator to Member (inactivity)
@Dannypicacho from Administrator to Member (Finish Your Map)
 
Congratulations to those who were promoted this Promo/Demo! This is a reminder to those who have newly gained access as a Moderator to leave your STEAM IDs posted below in the comment section below to ensure the distribution of powers as soon as possible.
@Aegean is now paying all staff!
Discord is also now a requirement to staff, make sure you're in it!
We would also like to congratulate the following people as new members of xG!
@Dannypicacho
Welcome!

cat goes mau 
 
maumaumaumaunaumaumaumaaauamaum

What event or whatever inspired the name you go by on the internet?

For me, I was playing on a TF2 community server and a bunch of people were messing around using the ham shank, starting a joke called "Meat Clan."  Eventually, I ended up getting in on the joke. We made a Discord server for the joke clan we just started and it died after about a month, unfortunately. My name started as "Meatman the Succulent" and eventually got shortened to just "Meaty."

P.S. Slay all vegetarians, all hail the meat

@Bumpy fuck me daddy bump UwU