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  1. shwash
    I can't sleep. Someone come over and beat me with a blunt instrument until I fall unconscious. I won't pay any money, but will appreciate it
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    2. LAN_Megalodon

      LAN_Megalodon

      can the "blunt instrument" be my penis?
    3. shwash

      shwash

      the aforementioned blunt instrument you chose is not within the acceptable parameters to batter me until I am stripped of my conscious.
    4. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      i can hit you up with a blunt ;)
  2. shwash
    Happy 21st Birthday me!
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    2. BonfireCentipede

      BonfireCentipede

      Happy 21st Birthday you!
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      Congrats. Have fun. Drink.
    4. james8470

      james8470

      Daym how did I miss this
  3. shwash
    My 21st Birthday is in a few weeks. Should I go to a bar or get blasted at home with some friends?
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    2. shwash

      shwash

      I will ask for a plane ticket to Germany for my Birthday then c:
    3. shwash

      shwash

      Wait @[51806:@Bello] you are only 18? I thought you were in your 20s.
    4. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      I'm 17. I joined this clan when I was 14.
  4. shwash

    Happy 22nd birthday to me!

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    2. shwash

      shwash

      I am now, but I had to be born sometime.

       

    3. Rainy

      Rainy

      Happy birthday you beast. Stay safe

    4. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Happy Birthday!

  5. shwash
    I found a dead body while geocaching.
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    2. LAN_Megalodon

      LAN_Megalodon

      http://www.firewatchgame.com/
    3. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      pics or it didnt happen
    4. shwash

      shwash

      I took a picture, but the police broke my phone, as well as my face, and legal credibility.
  6. shwash
    https://xenogamers.com/threads/37077/ I NEED 2 MORE I THINK
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      it's not based off +1's it's there and it's like "hey when you guys deciding whos getting promod think of me"
    2. shwash

      shwash

      That is actually good to know. Thanks Tom the Clock c:
    3. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      but the +1's do help though. like "oh lots a people want him promo'd"
  7. shwash
    The last piece of advice I will give is: "Eat your greens"
    1. ArminArmout

      ArminArmout

      Farmed Locally, Very Locally
    2. Tsuchikure

      Tsuchikure

      greens can't talk, dummy.
  8. shwash
    rank
    1. shwash

      shwash

      steam
    2. shwash

      shwash

      bean
  9. shwash

    The storm that the area I live in is currently having has had a reported 532 air to ground lightning strikes within it's duration. Happy 4th, friends!

    1. virr

      virr

      Stay safe buddy

    2. shwash

      shwash

      I mean it's over now but I appreciate the concern! It was a crazy storm though.

  10. shwash
    I got a day off tomorrow, what should I do?
    1. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      kill me
    2. shwash

      shwash

      I can't go to Germany and kill someone in one day, too impractical.
  11. shwash
    My life has finally settled down completely. I feel like I am about to vomit from how much stress and tension was let go today.
    1. Fink

      Fink

      ?
    2. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Glad to hear that everything is settling down ^_^
  12. shwash
    "A drop in the basket is, worth a shepard's shilling" -Danka Chevchnov
    1. Bone

      Bone

      "Remember that, take it to the- take it to heart"
    2. shwash

      shwash

      "After the misfortune of those f*cking penguins -" "Malkovich! You can't curse this is public access!" "After the misfortune of those f*cking penguins- SH*T!"
  13. shwash
    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buttholes.
    1. KSPlayer1337

      KSPlayer1337

      b u f f a l o B U T T H O L E S
    2. TBOHB

      TBOHB

      me too
  14. shwash
    Back in the proverbial scammer shitpost saddle. It has been way too long.
    1. Aegean

      Aegean

      what happened?
    2. shwash

      shwash

      https://xenogamers.com/threads/41961/page-5#post-331107
  15. shwash
    Is it sad that i'm not disappointed or surprised that I have to work on my birthday?
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      no pretty normal
    2. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      ^^
  16. shwash
    Just in a great mood right now! c:
    1. SupremeWolf

      SupremeWolf

      You're white
    2. shwash

      shwash

      Yes i know :P
  17. shwash
    Stop changing your font.
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Ökæÿ
  18. shwash
    "If Lil' Wayne ever becomes a country singer, I will take a shit in the Statue of Liberty" Best thing I heard today from a human being.
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      nice
  19. shwash
    Hi.
    1. bagggel

      bagggel

      hi there
  20. shwash
    Bored of my old username. Decided to change things up a bit.
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Oh my, that is very fine.
  21. shwash
    I drank an entire box of coffee today.
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Uh oh
  22. shwash
    Are you a dot-matrix printer? Because you are pretty ugly and making annoying noises.
    1. RuBid1uM

      RuBid1uM

      True blue charmer you are mate
  23. shwash

    Change your profile pic to Steve Lichman
    1. Bone

      Bone

      Well, thanks for introducing me to a new comic I need to read
  24. shwash
    https://xenogamers.com/threads/37592/ GIMME SOME ADVICE
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Buy some potatoes
  25. shwash
    Bonnie Baby
    1. BonfireCentipede

      BonfireCentipede

      Bonnie baby is my favourite beanie baby