cook

why is this tagged gay bonfire gaming?
that doesn't exist  ?

This is just me telling y’all more about my ? self.
-My birthday is 5/3/04
-I spend money on things that are useless
-I used to play as calebmellon
-I’m a dirty freshman 
-I wear socks so it’s not gay
-I’m not a furry
-My real name is Caleb Anthony Mallon
-I’m single now and ready to mingle ? (no homo tho)
- ? Maid you look
- I typed this on my ipad
 -I’m thick asl
-not a little loli
-I love trolls 
-csgo>tf2
-Bonfire is gay
-I’m 5’6’’ now
-I’m broke 
-I’m white
-I sexually identify as ZH
ALSO GET CRAWNKED
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

If Tree doesn’t read this imma riot

We'll miss you Cookie.
We all will.
❤️
 

I am going to high school very soon and I need help to know how bad it is. I need tips.

Lmao,  that’s messed up.
Anyways, just be yourself and you’ll be fine social wise. Don’t stand in the middle of corridors or stop suddenly while on the stairs. Join clubs/sports and you’ll meet more people. Talk to teacher and get on their good side. Participate in class, and finally, DONT STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOD DAMN CORRIDORS

don't die

I literally had a kid scream out “pass the juul n@&$$)” in the hallway

Same rules as prison: find the biggest dude and knock him out to assert dominance as the Alpha.
Jokes aside, there is a lot of bad stigma associated with High School. However, more often than not, 90% of it is just drama. I find that the best [serious] tips to keep in mind are:
1. For the love of God, apply yourself and be all that you can be.
Don't make the mistake of just "passing" through High School. There are those that claim that it won't have the same sort of impact down the line as College/University will, thereby making it "insignificant" in the long run, but it will definitely influence your willingness to be all that you can be in life once you're recognized as an adult. Not to mention those grades open several doors to an assortment of institutions. Which leads me to my next tip...
2. Take this opportunity to decide your career path- what really interests you?
Some can argue that this point in time is too early for this wheel to come into motion, but I personally think it to be the best time. There are an assortment of classes/electives to choose from, and I definitely recommend dipping your toe into as many as you can to really solidify that particular subject that really interests you.
Once you find an area of expertise, start looking into careers early; that will allow you to really set-up a path to success in terms of what you should be aiming to achieve [grade-wise] in order to meet those goals.
3. Don't pretend to be someone that you're not just to "fit in"
As someone who has personally made poor choices in terms of who I hung around with during High School just for status, I can't stress this enough. Be yourself, and hang out with people who don't just take you for granted. The friends you want are the ones who respect you as much as you respect them. Don't hang around people who consistently bring you or others down, otherwise you may find that you'll pick up on their traits and behaviour without even knowing it. Hang out with people who have similar interests, and don't try to impress the "bad apples" by stooping to their level. There actually are selective groups (eg. the "cool" kids, geeks, stoners, etc) so dabble in each of them as best you can, but again, try to avoid the bad apples.
4. Have fun!
Seriously, High School is a pretty sizable pit stop on the highway of life. Don't miss the opportunity to make some great everlasting memories by having a good time. Remember that while it's important to keep your grades up, it's just as important to make the best of your High School years.
And just for shits and giggles, here are the essentials:
Walk on the right-side of the hallway and don't freakin' stop for NOTHING Familiarize yourself with the school layout. Nothing worse than being late for the first day of class Familiarize yourself with your timetable for classes. You do not want to walk into the wrong class, especially if you're late Keep. Separate. Binders. I'm serious, don't cram all of your shit into one binder/folder because if you lose that shit you're donezo. Expect heartbreak if you're going to be dating. Yes, young love is a thing in High School and holy hell is it full of drama. With that said, it's best to expect that things won't last forever (if it does, good for you!) and to understand that it isn't the end of the world if you're the dumper or the dumpee Try not to conform to some image. Seriously, once you're out of High School you'll realize how stupid it was to buy a new wardrobe or act the way that you did just because you wanted to fit in. Save yourself some time and realize that none of it matters. High School is a whirlwind of insecurity, and everyone will be trying to keep up with appearance or behaviour when you really ought to just be yourself. The sooner you acknowledge "who cares?" the better. I won't lie, I tried not to make this a long ass post, but once the faucet was on I couldn't stop it from flowing.
TL;DR - Refer to bolded headers. kthx

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Get the clientside one virgins

Joke's on you, I'm too much of a sad virgin, who hides in the closet playing video games with furries and watching anime...
I would say might need more experience interacting with people before I answer.

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ur stinky @MJP, straight white boi 4 lyfe.

This thread was a trainwreck to begin with and has remained that way for like, 4 hours

@FrostyBoiGrim you're like the gayest one here wtf 

I prefer a nice peanut-butter, jelly, and pepperoni sandwich

It forces everyone to be gay. This way no one steals my girl. Also, I'm a dude, you Gaylord.

I'm gonna miss having sniper wars with you. Have a great year and see ya then

I agree, it was like a slap to the face when I read the "haha just kidding" part

i prefer kneecaps

Doesn't that mean you'll be banned? Unless you're a gay girl idk though.

Stop being bad and you wont be grounded. 

I want to keep this short so I don't take up too much of your time but I don't think that'll be the outcome.
Unfortunately, school has once again started back up. This, of course, means that I will no longer to play TF2 nearly as often as I would like because school comes first for me. I have a large amount of constant-commitment classes that I can sadly never take a break from.
I also play two sports outside of school which makes time management even more difficult. So even if I thought I had time for video games, that just isn't the case.
I might hop on a couple times during the weekends for short spurts of time but I anticipate it won't be more than a couple of hours. And because of that, my in-game activity will drop immensely.
I wanna thank everyone that welcomed me with open hands and warm hearts when I first joined Xeno Gamers around 5 months ago. You guys were the reason I looked forward to hopping onto the servers each day. Specifically though, I wanna give some shout outs to the people that really made me fall in love with XG.
@SegFault Man. Seggie. Where do I start? You were the first person to really talk to me and invite into this community. Before I met you I used to be a shy, quiet dude in chat but with you around me and motivating me to do better each day I improved drastically at using my microphone in-game. You were the real reason I wanted to become a staff member. I looked and still continue to look up to you each and every day thinking how I can better improve myself to be more like you. Hopefully one day we can meet for real and actually hang out instead of just me beating you to the end of jump maps ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I guess we'll see in the future. Don't ever change Seg. ❤️ @Owlknight_ OwlQueen. OwlKing. OwlPrince. I can't appreciate you enough. You're always a real joy to be around. Not only that, but you were always there when I needed you. Thanks for always being the best birb. ?  @Arnude I know I never mentioned it but you were always awesome company. You're so chill and easygoing it's so effortless to have a good time when you're around. And there are two people who's forums names I don't know so if you could direct them to this post that'd be great.
Cookie<3. Ugh you're so cool it's like you're so much fun to talk to about unusuals were gonna waste our money on and stuff just like never stop being you thanks.
Krampus. You're just awesome. Not much else to say other than you're an awesome person and a load of fun to be around.
Anyways, that's that.
Now to the part I've been contemplating writing.
As some of you may know, I applied for mod. I'm sad to say that I would like the higherups to close my application due to the fact that if I am accepted, there is no way I'd be able to keep up my biweekly hours up. But besides that, I want to thank the TF2 higherups for considering me as a mod. It was a goal I set ever since I joined the community and to know that the people in charge maybe wanted me on their team is a feeling like no other. I am forever grateful for that feeling.
And because my hours will drop so drastically, I would also like the higherups to remove my membership from XG as I will not be an accurate representation of what it means to be a member. A member should be first and foremost active and I just won't have that quality. As a member I want new players to recognize me their first few times joining the servers. If I am not active, I cannot be the best role model I can be towards new players on the servers.
And once again, I just wanna thank you to everyone that helped my five months here a load of fun and memories.
(Sorry if this was all over the place I'm not good at this sentimental stuff.)

I'll just... leave before this turns weird