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Is this a race because I will win it

cursed thread.

Penguins are literally THE best don't even @ me for this one 
They're also small and useless like me 

Let's end the year with a question. Ask me anything you like and I reply to you with an answer. 
Go ahead. Ask away!

Wouldn't embarrassing them be torturing them mentally? 

My birb heavy, it makes no sense at all, but I thought it looked good since I like the hair and the birb, and I made it in Garry's Mod. The cosmetics: Hunter heavy (shirt), Chicken Kiev, and the One-man army (the hair).

An Arby's roast beef sandwich.

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Despite most people hating it, I like it a lot, the map's barely ever played anymore. The normal part of the map is very detailed but mostly filled with snipers if anyone's actually there. The Krusty Krab is fun occasionally, it's mostly just a chill out area if someone like Bags or Red isn't there. But what I hear the most when people go into the map is that others can't load it, I used to be able to not load it, but I found that if you uninstall the map from the Team fortress folder, and join the server when its on the map, it will load it, well at least that's how I got it to fix.

‘Twas the morning 'fore Christmas, promo demo was here.
Where all members gathered, to see who they should fear.
On this day, Lithium had drank too much booze.
And there wasn't a single good DM to choose.
So he let out a burp, and said “fuck all of them”.
And he chose Jaydow and Bonk, and made each a DM.
But the story doesn't end here, as I have a lot to add in.
For the CS division had three new admins.
Duke and Darrth, while more info got unloaded.
Even Genocide for some reason was promoted.
But what about Danny? Said noone ever.
Me as DM would be worse than all this together.
And so my good people, this is quite the day.
Now we move on to the one division most gay.
A new DM arrives, that's right… another.
Surprise surprise, it's the other DM's brother.
They even got a mod, one of our spies.
Semper the 10manner, in a gay-ass disguise.
Poor little diphi had to step down from power.
The gay must've gotten to him, he was almost devoured.
Nutty remains the one DL, all alone.
It is not time for him to be overthrown.
So we move on to Minecraft, made by one of the brightest.
But the drama wasn't so great, not in the slightest.
We got plenty of staff, some good and some not.
But at least things went well for the little boy Scott.
None of this mattered to the great Julian, most high.
He made so much money it made the Cozy Boys cry.
Then there was dingo, who could not stay.
Maybe he shouldn't have been using X-Ray.
Now lest we forget, do not cry, do not grieve.
Because Brady's fat ass made CT_Slay3R leave.
All of this happening, with opinions so varied.
All while our great leader was off getting married.
With all the DMs, from Bonk to SegFault.
Hope was being lost for the mighty JohnGalt.
Hidden from the furries, who bark and they purr.
I wrote this poem to destroy the one made by virr.
These decisions couldn't have been made by one single swede.
So remember to protest to Aegean and Bleed.
It's probably time that I stop complaining.
At least we can all move to Gay Bonfire Gaming.
Things may not look look great, but they might turn out swell.
Because at least we have Grape as our overwatch DL.

BIG -1 
I love this map. 
You can literally +attack and do nothing which saves me time from farming my unique knife.
It has a lot of problems but I still don't think it should be removed since we hardly go on it and when we do I have a great time just fooling around than just actually playing the game.

No particular reason, other than making people wonder, why anyone would do that. ?
And I have already linked my profile last time, I signed up.

Why'd you minus one yourself? You can also link your profile on your forum account by going to account settings, then going to the overview, and at the bottom, it says "steam integration", and that is where you can link it.

I noticed that rtd had some effects added and then they got removed and put back to normal so I've played on a different server that has awesome rtd effects which I think xG could benefit from and I'll list them below but the name of the server is delfy's class wars:
Saxton Hale - you become Saxton hale of your team color and the main weapon would be a frying pan that can kill anyone with a few hits and by pressing E you would stun people which would be similar to scary bullets.
Pudge - it will start by saying pudge is here and by pressing E there's this beam that will lock onto enemy players rendering them stunned for a moment and using your melee weapon you will be able to kill them and for every hit you get health.
Tank - you become a tank of your team color not like the mvm tank but a normal size tank and by pressing mouse 1 you fire a fireball which sets the enemy on fire and by pressing e or mouse 2 you activate a shield similar to the vaccinator shield which will injure enemy players.
Sentry Buster - this one you become a normal sized sentry buster of your team color and when you wanna explode you press E killing any enemy players and enemy buildings nearby.
Predator - you vanish and you become this light of your team color and when you press E you lock onto an enemy player and press mouse 2 to shoot a beam that will vaporize any enemy players that gets hit with the beam.
Toxic gas - This is where you point at a spot and by pressing E a cloud of toxic gas appears killing any enemy player that's in that cloud. 
Meem - this one you turn into a meme cutout of the class that you currently are and of your class color and by pressing E near an enemy player you inflict damage on that player or players until you kill them
There is other effects but i can't remember a lot of them but these are mainly the strongest ones. 
Also Stripped To Melee - would it be possible that it could have a timer so you're not stuck on it and forced to die or go to the health cabinet to reverse the effect? 
These are all the effects i know of for now but another thing i wanted to know is can the cool down time be reduced from what it is to a lower time like 40 or 50 seconds? 

They're kinda hard to compare since the games are so different. In TF2 has more advanced movement mechanics imo, but CS:GO also requires better aim (I think)
I prefer TF2, but that's just because I'm poor and probably can't run CS:GO

How exactly are you supposed to get people on every server and you being on the servers too? And an even better question, how do you get people on zombie fortress?

Is big rip to @Caleb956, we'll all miss you and hopefully see you around servers ?.

i will now reveal the true reason i joined this clan. i joined this clan to apply for co-leader so i could make this clan the best damm clan on the internet - consider it a neo-xG. unfortunately, my member application was denied under false pretenses so i am unable to apply for staff. friends, brothers, sisters, i call to you now to allow me to become the new leader of this clan and i promise you all fame and fortune; and here's how i'm going to do that:
 
phase 1: culling out the week
next saturday and throughout the weekend all of our tf2 servers will be populated to the max (32/32) because a steam announcement will be made which goes along the lines of this: 
"JOIN THIS SERVER OR YOU'RE KICKED FROM THE CLAN"
indeed, those who do not show up over the weekend will be kicked, as well has most of the members of xG. Only the strong will be allowed to survive in neo-xG. 32 players at the time will fight in a free-for-all - like popular book hunger games. The one winner of each round of 32 will stay in the clan.
 
phase 2: becoming the strongest clan in the world
now we have only the strongest players in neo-xG. we take these players and form a competitive highlander team.  as you may know you cannot instantly join the highest-tier division, so we're going to hack into the computers of b4nny's team and find nude pictures of them to use as blackmail. we then get on the roster via said blackmail and use our gamer skills to become the new strongest TF2team.
 
phase 3: profit 
while to the outside world we appear benevolent and noble as a neo-xG tf2 highlander team, one night we take the world by surprise and start pub-stomping, HARD. only 2 hours of sleep every day, we spend 22 hours a day pub-stomping. the onslaught will be so great no one could join a casual game and leave spawn without being instantly killed. now we have tf2 at hostage, so we start making demands. first, valve must give us admin access to tf2. we use this to get shiny unusual hats. then, we make tf2 no longer free-to-play. now, everyone must pay 5$/hour of play. 
 
so you see, if you just allow me to be your now co-leader, xG can become neo-xG - a place of freedom, hope, dreams, and all the shiny hats and fortune you can imagine. 
 
WHO WILL JOIN ME?
i have spoken ?

Just gonna keep this short and sweet.  Thank you all for the memories that we shared, we had a hell of a ride.  Wish you all the best ❤️

the best juul pod is mint. change my mind

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Really, what is the biggest division we have? I have heard a few different things so  i want to know which division is the biggest?

You should probably put this in the correct review format.

danny bad

@Tekage
Why not this instead?
 

+1 You guys are too sensitive.