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I haven't posted any download links below - please message me via pm if you want the links Ecureak City (bug fix(s)) Conga glitch will no longer crash server Trees hit boxes are no longer broken Music can not longer be spammed with 0.3 second cool downs. Goldenrod City (Cosmetic changes) Music changes from - glitchxcity and pokeremix studios 'Swimming' seaking model entity(position shown below) Pallet Town (New) v1.0 Custom generation 1 map port basic design small file size prime to updates - this map has never been server tested - unstable

tf2 kids will never know what real fun is.

I literally quit TF2 a while ago, and removed my tags because the game had became boring to me. I'm leaving xenogamers because I feel like I have no reason to stay here anymore, most of the members who actually knew me probably assume I left a while ago because of inactivity. My experiences here were amazing and I'm sad that I can no longer enjoy playing TF2 with my fellow clan members. Other than that, life has taken a hard toll on me and I see gaming as less pleasurable as each day passes now. -A list of tags for people who made my days in xenogamers worthwhile and appreciative. @kbraszzz -I'm not exactly certain what to say here other than you're amazing. I guess you beat me in 100% Orange Juice, congrats! Seriously though, you made life in xenogamers very interesting yet enforced and exciting. This may be cliché at this point, but you are an amzing leader. @Liekos -A true friend, one who understood when I needed advice during a hard time and gave it willingly; despite how painful it may have been to say or think of. @Dethman -You recognized other people's problems and tried to help them even when your efforts weren't requested, you were an exemplary friend all around. @Hachi -You remained the "cool kid on the block" for as long as I can remember, playing jailbreak or anything really was a pleasure, I'm glad I could call you my friend. @ChickenPanda -You always made me smile when we played together, it was amazing. @metalslug53 -I don't understand how you manage doing this so well, but when times seemed kind of depressing you always lightened the mood for me. @XHina_sanX -I wasn't given a very open amount of time to get to know you as well as I wanted to, but you still made xenogamers fun for me. @Ohstopyou -Your optimism inspired me to heights that I can't describe. @Flareon -We met in an odd way, not sure what you really thought of me, but you never ceased to make me smile. @Rejects -You're one of the reasons I wanted to join xenogamers, you influenced me a lot back then and made jailbreak more fun and challenging each time you joined. @Tekage -I don't even know where to start with you, you influenced me to join xenogamers for the longest time and remained an amazing friend throughout all of my time in xenogamers. Even with your timezone restriction, you always found a way to make TF2 an amazing place to be. @Kypari -I didn't get to know you as well either, but you were always nice to me and had a positive attitude towards anything I had to say, it disappointing me thoroughly that I couldn't of known you better. If I didn't tag you and you feel like you should have been tagged, I'm extremely sorry for the inconvenience, I likely just forgot due to recent events that have surpassed me. (I realize the last two tags aren't necessarily members of xenogamers anymore, but they were part of my funnest experiences here.) Goodbye xenogamers, I had an amazing experience here and I hoped I'm not forgotten easily. Anyone who I currently have added isn't going to be deleted, I'm not planning on quitting steam anytime soon.

I recommend everyone on our Highlander Team learn the call outs for all these maps so when you play Gullywash you know what river is. And if you're not willing to learn the call-outs for the maps, then Competitive TF2 might not be for you. https://teamfortress.tv/thread/1234/labeled-maps-for-players-new-to-competitive-tf2 Another helpful list of random stuff badlands: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QLp6ngGSko granary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRCg7D-OUVg snakewater: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-HDgdj1-ag gullywash: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_3T1c6rJ4s warmfront: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qKaWtiV_oo gravelpit: pro_viaduct:

I always laugh internally for a good 5 minutes when I see posts like this. You're not sorry for what you did. You're sorry you got caught. You've been teambanned for your inappropriate actions and now you are upset because you lose out on those privileges. This is what we call a "Lesson hard learned." Perhaps if you'd been so adamant as to read the rules before you went on your tirade it would have never gone so far. Even Ohstopyou had contact with you amidst your rulebreaking, but still you persisted. And now we're suppose to say "Aww shucks, give him a second chance." just because you took the time to make a forum account? I have no qualms about keeping you banned. None whatsoever. It's players like these that even make our servers require moderation to begin with. What, you think that just by graveling on the forums and saying that you've learned your lesson will revert the ban? I don't think so. You're not banned from any other xG service. I checked. Your ban from Blu team on our Jailbreak server stays in place. Continue to be active, show some maturity, and contribute to our community here, and we can reconsider down the road AFTER you show initiative. Thread closed.

and some people didn't believe you

Yeah, I edited Goldenrod and Ecureak and pallet town is a port I made so I only added the valid requirements. (spawns med kits teles etc)

@DrLee This is your time to shine. Bring in holly.

How long is the CT ban? If it's a perm then someone messed up lol. It's ok to make mistakes if your new, but make sure to read the rules carefully so something like this dosnt happen again. I'll stay neutral for now, but best of luck in your JB adventures.

Are you trying to compete for xG's cringiest member? cause this is how you get nominated deth

bleed is finishing fixing basically all plugins on JB then it is working, super secret project soon™

It was a cold, lonely day. Just another numb feeling for iggy's psyche. He was particularly lonely. He could not help but lust for one thing: Salt shoved in his ass. He could only get this from one person. He knew he would have to get bad at League to summon some salt from @Barmithian Iggy started to join the anime channel and ask to play league with them, often mentioning being a kid now. They were mildly annoyed. They finally broke and played a game with Iggy. He was ecstatic. The game was the worst that was ever played. Constant feeding came from Iggy. Barm lost his salt by the end of the match. Iggy approached him, casually taking his jeans off, and bent over to show barm his bouncing, round ass. "Take it out on this," Iggy suggested to him. He started to rub barm's Morton Jar seductively and gently kissed him on the neck. "Let it loose." Next, Iggy spat into his hands and caressed the blessed salt club, and stroked it to get it lubed up. He slid his salt into his backdoor, grunting at its size. Barm started to madly curse at Iggy, all while pounding his sweet ass with tender care. He sped up and it quickly became sweaty and heated. The leaking anal fluid was dripping on the carpet. It soaked in, leaving a mark forever to tell the tale of this salt. Barm flipped Iggy over and started violently blasting his gaping dick holster. Blood started to drip with the fluid. The pain only made it better. After what seemed like an eternity, Barm pulled out, and salt was shot all over Iggy's stomache, and they were both satisfied. It was done, and it was over. Barm leaned in and whispered, "Karafuru means colorful in Japanease," and walked out of the room. Iggy cupped up all the salt and gulped it down like a bulldog eating oatmeal. He was finally like the rest of the clan.

My gosh I thought we were done with this bull crap. also d-d-don't say s-swears... inb4 salty rating (thank you @StarmiX)

If someone does not want to be mentioned in this thread do not put them in it. We are going to have a community fan fiction thread where we share our fan fiction we have made of each other. I will go first. I will also copy pasterino old ones for the giggles. It was a nice, shiny, beautiful day at Xenogamers. The Dildos were Vibrating and the soundboards were humming, not a peep of Distorted harrypotter in the air on this glorious day. But it was not glorious for all.. Barm went missing, and had yet to be seen again after the great Salt spillage of 2014. Those sentries not only destroyed his body, but the mind as well, during the days when he was alone, in beef n' fixinButt forest, which I can only presume looks something like this. View attachment aoi62.tinypic.com_2ez43g1.jpg He decided to forget all Xenogamers had to offer him, blocking out all the Salty thoughts. But the only person who could get past the Salt was someone dear to him, the only thought he could never be free of. Dethman, for such a long time Barm wanted him more than anything else, not having him made him salty, so salty that it became black pepper. So Barm came back, hidden to many still, watching from in the Shadows, stalking our Young Dethman. Dethman was in his room, Autism painted the walls and Diarrehha covered the floors. Dethman was on facebook, posting Song lryics like the Rebel he was, the cops couldn't touch him. But it wasn't the cops he had to worry about, it was the man watching him from the Bushes outside, glaring at him from the window, our desperate, salty, Barm. Barm could no longer satisfy himself with just watching, no, he had to get closer to dethman, closer than anyone else could. Dethman, so wrapped up into his Crime spree, did not notice barm, breaking open the fricking window with a giant stone laying around, Dethman was Deaf. Barm crawled in through the window, slithering through the broken glass like a snake, A bleeding, dying, impaled with Glass snake. What i'm trying to get at here children is that, he fricking crawled through glass. Blood was everywhere. Now shut the frick up and let me continue this horrible story. Dethman finally heard Barm's sobbing and looked behind him, only to see the greatest horror to man. Barm laid on his bed,His legs open, fully naked and rubbing his torn, bleeding nipples with pleasure as Dethman turn to see him. "Bar-Barm senpai. Ar-Are you ok?" Dethmans words stuttered in fear of Barms mental state. Barm simply grinned, "Don't worry Dethman, we can use my blood as lube, now what are you doing, Ordering a pizza? GO IN!" He demanded, Dethman was compelled to do as Barm asked of him. Somewhere deep down, he knew this was what he wanted, this is what the two of them wanted together. Dethman and Barm went at it like two, very confused, very deranged frilly willy rabbits. Ramming theirselfs into eachother's butts and listening to eachother moan like a blissful song. Their orgasums so loud, people say it was louder than their Distorted Soundboards, words cannot describe how they continued to nail eachother. It was beautiful, yet horrible. The gushing fluids and smell was unbareable. Most of you will say this is nothing more than Fiction, but I know the truth, for I was stalking Barm as he stalked dethman, I watched them from the windows, I am, Muzzle. @Dethman@Barmithian #BarmxDethman 50 Shades of Oof Moosty cuddled up onto Scootaloo’s bare shoulder. He could hear his steady breathing. He playfully stroked Scootaloo’s chest, relishing the overwhelming butt pleasure he had just experienced. Scootaloo had this magical way of reaching down deep inside of him and tickling his booty genitals. “So Scoots,” Moosty whispered in the darkness. “You up for round two?” “Give me another minute. I’m still trying to catch my breath.” Scootaloo sighed in between breaths of air. “Oof.” Replied Moosty. He caressed Scootaloo’s inner thigh, just fascinating about the pleasure that awaited him. Before he knew it, Scootaloo was back on top of Moosty, going to work with his luscious mouth. He tenderly kissed Moosty’s neck, breathed air into his ear, and ran his tongue down to his collar bone. Instantly, Moosty’s magical meat-stick was at full attention. But before he could control his urges, Moosty found Scootaloo’s mouth enveloped around his danger. Moosty arched his back in pleasure as Scootaloo set to work. Not wanting to be outdone, Moosty slid his head up and under Scootaloo’s waist to engage in a good ole lickaroo of the poop chute. Together they enjoyed the oral ecstasy. Scootaloo had this way of contracting his cheeks so that Moosty’s hard raging cock quivered in pleasure. Moosty’s tongue could cure colon cancer. Scootaloo grinded his fat white ass down on that magical tongue and moaned in pleasure. Moosty saw that his love was also at full mast. He turned himself over and said “Alright baby. I’m ready for you. Scootaloo pls.” Without hesitation, Scootaloo slid himself into Moosty. Deeper…deeper, until he could feel Moosty’s prostate pulsating against the head of his cock. With tender loving care, he slid himself back out and back in, teasing Moosty’s prostate. As he did so, Scootaloo reached around and took ahold of Moosty’s Man Wand and proceeded to massage it. Moosty was in uncontrollable bliss. He quivered and repositioned himself so that Scootaloo could better penetrate his scrumptious ass. As he did, he found the pleasure to be completely overwhelming. He orgasmed into Scootaloo’s open hand. Over and over his dick spluttered, spewing thick, rich, creamy seed all over the place. Scootaloo kept pumping. He hastened the pace at which he was making sweet man-love to Moosty’s poop chute. As he did, Moosty arched his back and cried in nirvana as even more seed released itself onto the bed. Scootaloo, still with a handful of cum, reached back and wiped it on his taint. With an amazing speed, Scootaloo pumped away, as if he were drilling for oil. With one final good squeeze, he released his Scootagoo into Moosty’s underworld chasm. Both Moosty and Scootaloo collapsed onto the bed, holding one another, breathing heavily from the sheer pleasure of it all. They held each other and stared into one another’s eyes. Neither spoke their love. It didn’t need to be said. “Scootaloo,” Moosty finally gasped. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.” Scootaloo could tell Moosty was genuine. He knew the love there was paramount. Suddenly, Moosty began to convulse violently. His stomach was doing flip-flops in his gut. His asshole had a strange burning sensation. He had contracted the Scootaflu. “Oh no, Scootaloo!” He cried. “It’s happening again!” Scootaloo was quick to react. Moosty flipped over and lay down on his stomach. Without hesitation, Scootaloo stuck his lips against Moosty’s cornhole and sucked out as much Scootagoo as he could. Moosty was horridly allergic to the Scootagoo. “That was close!” Scootaloo said. “Once again, I owe you my life.” Moosty said. “There’s nobody I trust more than you.” “Well, Moosty,” Scootaloo replied. “I have something to tell you.” “Oh?” Moosty said as he began to shit semen. “Yeah, I’m not who you think I am.” Scootaloo said as he sat up, wiping butt glue from his fleshy fun bridge. “I’m actually…” As Scootaloo said this, he removed the mask he had been wearing the whole time. Bach was sitting in front of Moosty. Moosty was horrified to find his man-lover was actually his Division Manager. “I just had to taste that forbidden fruit for myself.” Bach said. “I hope you can forgive me for my treachery, Moosty.” Moosty sat in a horrid silence. “Well, SAY SOMETHING.” Bach said. “Get mad, yell. SOMETHING!” Moosty looked up at Bach. “I just have one question.” “What is it?” Bach asked on fated breath. He hung by a thread, waiting for Moosty’s response. “Can I have Admin now?”