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WELCOME TO SCAMMER SHITPOSTS WITH SHWASH: PART 5! "Curiosity" added me again! What a surprise, he is a scammer. I made an executive decision, I will be a bit sparing on using the pirate impression for these, since I just had a failure the last time I tried. I promise, it will come eventually..... ANYWAYS, "Curiosity" added me again. Like all other scammers, he asked for my Molten Mallard Scotsman's Stove Pipe. Here are the chat logs: I have decided to play my next character that I made up on the spot: Baron Reginald Thomas Wartlesbeck VIII; Fleet Admiral, Gentleman, Top Hat Enthusiast, and Champion of the Art of Barter. Enjoy this shitty meme. and I promise:

You look like a very uncomfortable girl taking graduation pictures.

going on a vacation for 12 days ill still browse the forums everyday and i can probably do FTP stuff as well, but i wont be able to play. nothing else to be said here. tags: @Egossi

thunder limes you're weird

Game Name: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Platform: Nintendo Switch Time Spent: ~90 hours Do you recommend? Yes What you rate the game: 9.5 Initial Thoughts: The beginning of the game was like opening a mystery crate; it was mysterious, the controls weren’t all unlocked yet, everything was interesting and it just kept revealing new things to me. The gameplay was easy enough to pick up and the starting enemies were perfect for easing the player into the flow of battle and also basic mechanics. What really kept amazing me was the scenery-- it never failed to amaze me. Gameplay and Story: Admittedly, the story wasn’t too important or in depth. It was the typical ‘Ganon is evil and did a bunch of evil things and you gotta save Zelda.’ But, the sheer amount of gameplay and features in Breath of the Wild compensated. There were many hidden mechanics that aren’t explicitly taught (i.e. crouching dashes, shield surfing, and mounting certain enemies). Finding them or learning of them made the game interesting and more in depth as compared to previous Zelda games. In my opinion, one of the best parts about Breath of the Wild is the ability to be creative in whatever you do. For example, there’s always more than one way to take on an enemy; you could sneak strike them from behind, you could rain arrows on them or you could use a Korok leaf to blow remote bombs on them. There’s just so many different methods of doing things. That said, as a player, I constantly found new items, methods and little easter eggs scattered about the gigantic map. There are so many points of interest in the game that honestly, I would have expected more quests for them. This brings me to my other point: quests. You have your Main Quests such as “Defeat Ganon,” Shrine Quests, and Sidequests. Although some quests are the same (i.e. Defeat x!, Gather these items!, or Find x!), some are genuinely interesting to play through. One quest that stands out in my mind relates to the construction of an entire town from the ground up (Literally named From the Ground Up). It’s the longest quest in the game, but playing through it was fun and interesting in my opinion. Backstory: The backstory to this game is essentially the basis and catalyst for all the game's events. To summarize, everything that happened in the past with Ganon and all has a direct effect on the present in which the game is playable. Some characters are the ancestors of characters of the past that may or may not hate you for your actions or lack of action. Overall, I'd say the backstory does well to support the main story, but the story as a whole falls short of other games. Pros: Scenery (Probably the best part about playing the game is just looking over after climbing a mountain and enjoying the view.) Fluid, Adaptable gameplay that evolves as you learn Lots of Content and Easter Eggs (Like Mr. Iwata/Botrick here.) Exploration/Map Size and Good Difficulty Curve DLC and Future Updates Planned Cons: After beating the game, it gets difficult to find new things to do. Many quests or goals are very tedious and require a lot of resources, time and patience. You can find many weapons, but there are no permanent weapons other than the Master Sword. Travelling to places without fast travel points is tedious and having a horse around isn’t always guaranteed. Resources are always limited, so grinding for enough or just peace of mind is inevitable. Final Thoughts: Breath of the Wild, in my personal opinion, was a brave new step in the right direction for the franchise. It’s open world exploration and mechanics were very interesting to play through and provided many countless hours of playing. I usually get bored fairly easily, but this game kept showing me new things to do and new places to check out-- I haven’t even finished all the quests and shrines yet. And because DLC is on the horizon, the game is guaranteed to provide even more content. Anyone can pick up the game and start playing; you don’t have to be a fan of the series already, which is one feature I like about it.

Awesome! Keep us posted. (y)

Just saw him on the server and he took it out of his name. +1 I see this guy on FF2 quite a bit and he would be a good member A:8 M:9

The map has been updated to arena_desertbase_b3b! Changelog: Fixed some bugs It's a small update. Please leave any feedback. The download link is arena_desertbase (Team Fortress 2 > Maps > Arena) - GAMEBANANA. Enjoy!

Whoa, are you a young Joel?

Game Name: Night In The Woods Platform: PC (steam), Ps4 Time Spent: 21 Hours Do you recommend? Yes What you rate the game: 9.5/10 Initial Thoughts: Going into the game i already had previously played the 2 mini-games created by the developers, I was excited and ready, it had beautiful art style, aesthetics that appealed to me with simplistic colors and shapes. Gameplay and Story: The gameplay itself is more like an Experience of a story which you can choose how it is told depending on where you explore and go, lots of side things to do, mini games, and deep elements to the characters, You play as a Character named Mae who is returning home and things have changed quiet a bit. Backstory: Main Character is coming home from college, they had dropped out. Pros: Beautiful colors, Aesthetics Characters feel Alive and Relatable Covers Real Life world issues Characters are full of Variety Many different side arcs for multiple playthroughs Amazing Soundtrack Cons: Can't find everything in first run All Achievements are Obscure A tad Short some really cheesy lines More of a experience than a game Final Thoughts: Night In the woods is more of a experience then a game, but its a wonderful relatable experience, I personally enjoyed it, and most of those who have played it too have enjoyed it, has a pretty good story, lots of fun to explore, and fun to theorize with fellow fans.

Well this was a stupid idea. :unsure: :S Thanks for pointing this out Aegean. Counting the cut steam takes, you'll only save 2.4% of a 200$ purchase. Who would go out of their way that badly just to save 4-5$? :rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip:

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No grave diggin plz <3

i am living garbage and also cant have my bangs down or else theyll reach to the tip of my nose

You took my flamethrower @Kypari D: I actually won it first but the bot was broken when I won it. And they had to fix it. You saying that it's useless actually makes me sad cuz I wanted.

Dude if rejects getting mod allows me to withness him getting drunk again I'm so down. +1

Which side of the wall is this friend on?