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  1. Make xG Great Again
    cook reacted to GodEmperor in The future of xG   
    i will now reveal the true reason i joined this clan. i joined this clan to apply for co-leader so i could make this clan the best damm clan on the internet - consider it a neo-xG. unfortunately, my member application was denied under false pretenses so i am unable to apply for staff. friends, brothers, sisters, i call to you now to allow me to become the new leader of this clan and i promise you all fame and fortune; and here's how i'm going to do that:
     
    phase 1: culling out the week
    next saturday and throughout the weekend all of our tf2 servers will be populated to the max (32/32) because a steam announcement will be made which goes along the lines of this: 
    "JOIN THIS SERVER OR YOU'RE KICKED FROM THE CLAN"
    indeed, those who do not show up over the weekend will be kicked, as well has most of the members of xG. Only the strong will be allowed to survive in neo-xG. 32 players at the time will fight in a free-for-all - like popular book hunger games. The one winner of each round of 32 will stay in the clan.
     
    phase 2: becoming the strongest clan in the world
    now we have only the strongest players in neo-xG. we take these players and form a competitive highlander team.  as you may know you cannot instantly join the highest-tier division, so we're going to hack into the computers of b4nny's team and find nude pictures of them to use as blackmail. we then get on the roster via said blackmail and use our gamer skills to become the new strongest TF2team.
     
    phase 3: profit 
    while to the outside world we appear benevolent and noble as a neo-xG tf2 highlander team, one night we take the world by surprise and start pub-stomping, HARD. only 2 hours of sleep every day, we spend 22 hours a day pub-stomping. the onslaught will be so great no one could join a casual game and leave spawn without being instantly killed. now we have tf2 at hostage, so we start making demands. first, valve must give us admin access to tf2. we use this to get shiny unusual hats. then, we make tf2 no longer free-to-play. now, everyone must pay 5$/hour of play. 
     
    so you see, if you just allow me to be your now co-leader, xG can become neo-xG - a place of freedom, hope, dreams, and all the shiny hats and fortune you can imagine. 
     
    WHO WILL JOIN ME?
    i have spoken ?
  2. Disagree
    cook reacted to Bags in Random Crits on Surf   
    I don't know, we kind of need random crits in tf2, its a mechanic in the game
  3. Winner
    cook reacted to BonfireCentipede in Turn pan into the market gardener   
    After requests from alot of people to turn the pan into the market gardener so any class can market garden, mostly demoman
    This would turn the pan which is a meme weapon, into a bigger meme weapon
    also if any class gets knocked into the air and manages to actually hit someone they deserve the crit honestly It's so hard to get knocked into the air intentionally by a rocket aswell as hit someone on the way down
    This wouldn't make the pan a direct upgrade however, the pan would get the -20% swing speed so it'd be worse than stock since to get the crit it would require a explosive to get it
  4. Disagree
    cook reacted to Kypari in Turn pan into the market gardener   
    We were already talking about this in higherup chat. I don't want to make the pan the market gardener for demo as almost every other class now has a nerfed version of stock as a weapon, not to mention how the pan is already a meme weapon and is widely used. I would much rather make it for the Scottish Handshake as it is a Demo-only weapon which is literally only a reskin of stock, much like the pan but not multi-class to ruin it for the other classes.
     
  5. Make xG Great Again
    cook reacted to tree_ in tree_   
    Division
    Team Fortress 2 In-Game Name
    tree Identity
    STEAM_0:1:54017102 Position
    Moderator Time Active on Servers
    7d 19h Information
    So uh, hi.
    I'm applying again because I've come to realize that the workload that the courses have "guaranteed" aren't really living up to the expectations so far. I just finished one of my two sports as well so I have much more free time than I did previously.
    I have the same motivations I had before when wanting to become staff. If you want a little bit more detail I'll link my first staff application and you can go read that but I'm not gonna get into it. The overarching theme with my motivations are that I want to help the community grow and improve as a whole.
    Thanks for taking the time to read this.
     
  6. Agree
    cook reacted to BonfireCentipede in CS:GO 10 man with only TF2 Players   
    I didn't get tagged ?
     
    I'd like to join in if there's still room for more to join
  7. Agree
    cook reacted to Dannypicacho in CS:GO 10 man with only TF2 Players   
    I thought of the idea nerd
    EXACTLY lol
  8. Informative
    cook reacted to Darrth in Goodbye for (maybe) the last time   
    Bye
  9. Agree
    cook reacted to ABlueSkittle123 in New server time!   
    I would be ecstatic to see a jump server, you would find me there almost every day, unfortunately for me, mge is beating it but that would also be nice  to have. If two people are wanting to mge in any server you could just link them to another xG server which would be a mge server. If only we could have both, a jump and mge, I just suck at surf so that one is out of the question for me. 
  10. Winner
    cook reacted to Caleb956 in ABlueSkittle123   
    +1 yas
  11. Smelly
    cook reacted to shwash in ABlueSkittle123   
    He smells bad haha
    +1 Is a radical dude that knows the rules and not on for only 1 hour a week.
  12. Like
    cook reacted to Caleb956 in Sorex   
    If your name has not changed on the scoreboard then the warning should be a sign of such.  I know sometimes it just doesn't show namechanges immediately, but if it's still on the scoreboard and your visible name on the server then your best bet may be just to reconnect in the future to prevent this from happening again.
     
    Ban has expired.
             Closed~
  13. Winner
    cook reacted to ABlueSkittle123 in ABlueSkittle123   
    Division
    Team Fortress 2 In-Game Name
    ABlueSkittle123 Identity
    STEAM_0:0:213756079 Position
    Moderator Time Active on Servers
    13 days (not sure) Information
    Well, here we are. I've decided that its time I do this. If anyone -1s me please do give some feedback so I can improve. If I don't get accepted I will take this as a learning experience and come back better. I have been on this server for a while now. I've meet some great people, and I decided that because of how nicely this community of people has treated me I wanted to give back by helping the community and making sure that nobody gets trolled or gets issues with others in game due to breaking rules, I want to be there and help out when need be. Thanks for reading, have a good day!
  14. Friendly
    cook reacted to ABlueSkittle123 in ABlueSkittle123   
    Thanks to all of you for the kind words! They really do mean a lot!
  15. Agree
    cook reacted to Tekk in ABlueSkittle123   
    +1 Have a pact where we don't kill each other on sight, though I usually break it. Sorry buddy ?
    Seriously though, great dude. Not sure why he isn't on staff roster already, to be honest.
  16. Useful
    cook reacted to SegFault in General Update Thread   
    General
    Gave mods access to noclip as an administrative tool Fixed friendly and spawn protection bug with transparency Weapons in friendly will now have green transparency !rtd will be taken away when a player enters into friendly Upon respawning after being in friendly, transparency is fixed Supply lockers now fix transparency if there is an issue with it Fixed spawn protection bugs/timing  Players in friendly can rocket jump Spawn protection message now shows at bottom of screen instead of chat Removed the disguise command due to glitches effecting other players (Currently looking for a replacement)  Removed the ability to use !rtd in friendly FF2
    Buffs:  the Rock - knock back reduced speed buffed added more control to super jump  Game and Watch removed fog effect from rage decreased super jump recharge increased speed by 25%  Dio Bandito increased jump height  Heavydile class base changed to heavy  HHH Jr  increased movement speed Dark Vader increased chain lightning damage Nerfs: Ninja Spy decreased on death rage timer by 2 seconds  James Bond uber duration decreased from 5 seconds to 4, -25% knife attack speed  Waluigi decreased uber duration from 8 seconds to 6, and decreased stun duration from 8 seconds to 7  MLG Sniper health reduced per each life Beggar's Bazooka now does +25% damage, +regenerative health, -20% healing and over heal from medics Shahanshah damage per second increased by 1 and decreased the super jump by 20% Crusaders crossbow no longer heals through shields Disabled toxic as an !rtd effect Only one person can use !rtd at a time Fixed players getting random bosses Deathrun
    Disabled capping points Pokemon
    All chat now refers to Administrator as ADMIN instead of by name in all chat Uber Upgrades
    fixed Uber Upgrades plugin not properly starting on server reboot Maps
    Added ctf_closeencounters2 to TGH Added dr_playstation to Deathrun Removed dr_mandrillmaze_v2_4 from Deathrun
  17. Friendly
    cook reacted to Genocide in @Genocide   
    ew did a tf2 staff member just talk to a csgo staff member, what is this? We have segregation in order not integration. 
    I still love you, Congrats on Mod
  18. Winner
    cook reacted to Chrono in Bye   
    changing communities doesn't change the person. Work to better yourself otherwise other communities will say the same "asshole" things about your lust for a position of power.
  19. Thinking
    cook reacted to Donakonda in Weather   
    My name is not Phil
  20. Thinking
    cook got a reaction from nuen in Sniper   
    I'm amazed that no one has gone on a rant about how he can kill anyone from any distance
  21. Agree
    cook reacted to Tekk in Sniper   
    Fun to play as, worst class to play against. Especially on TGH where on most maps, Snipers can hang by their spawn and if they get hurt, they just replenish their health, come back and click on your head. Nightmare.
  22. Agree
    cook reacted to ABlueSkittle123 in Sniper   
    For one I never liked sniper, I enjoy playing him but dying across the map is never enjoyable, and being honest the jarate +bushwaka for me is easy to deal with because they lock onto you so hard that its not even funny, Ive gotten some really easy matadors and airblasts off cliffs because of how much tunnel vision they get. They can be annoying but if you learn what to do against that is gets pretty fun messing with snipers with tunnel vision, that's why I don't tend to chase after people with the bushwaka after the jarate. I just tend to go for scoped body shots because they do about 68 damage per hit when not charged so it works for me. Over all though sniper is something very annoying to beat at times.
  23. Drunk
    cook got a reaction from Thorax_ in Sniper   
    I'm amazed that no one has gone on a rant about how he can kill anyone from any distance
  24. Drunk
    cook got a reaction from Goblins in Sniper   
    I'm amazed that no one has gone on a rant about how he can kill anyone from any distance
  25. Agree
    cook reacted to bagggel in Sniper   
    sniper isn’t engineer