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I am thinking about removing the full motd and playing with the simple motd only. If you don't know how to enforce quality rules that make a server run smoothly and all you do is find ways to slay people then you shouldn't be a staff member.

I think they should be able to hold guns but as soon as they shoot it (unless told to do so) they are a rebel.

I forgot all about your thread. Now that we have the option to donate and apply for mod I think its more beneficial to put in bombs for the time being. It'll help keep the server populated which may lead to more members and a much better chance of getting donations.

Well when they first join, the Simple MOTD pops up, but honestly it doesn't help at all, it gives them the basic rules, then they go CT and get slayed for the specified stuff, and say "well WTF thats not in the MOTD" Granted they can just click on the link provided, but we all know out of those who do read the motd that are new they aren't going to spend their time doing that, since they have a simple one right infront of them. How to solve?- Don't give them a simple version. Im requesting the simple one be removed, and the normal more-specified one returned to normal.

Last Requests You can't use First Reaction/Last reaction to decide LR (this includes last one to spray or first one to spray etc). The T who has Last Request is allowed to move around after they type in !lr, but any action that would normally make a T a "rebel" still applies in this situation, such as breaking vents or entering armory. During a Last Request, the CTs that are not playing against the last T cannot interfere with the current game but must be in the area at all times (Failure to do so will result in a slay/teamban). When a CT wins, the winning CT is the only person allowed to kill the losing T. NO CHEATING IS IMPLIED (Advantage to either T or CT/Rocket Toss). A T may choose to rebel on LR, but the choice to rebel means another !lr option may not be chosen. A T can only rebel if an !lr has not already been chosen, and under no circumstances may the T choose an !lr after they have already started to rebel (doing so will result in a slay). The T does not have to announce that they have chosen to rebel, and may do so at any time as long as another !lr option has not been chosen. CTs may not taser a rebelling T as this is an unfair advantage. CTs are also not allowed to gun plant the T with LR, as this may lead to freekills. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is the current rule that was put into the motd regarding rebelling on !lr. As far as I have seen it has worked fairly well, although its just a start and can always be altered to work better; thats the point of this thread. I'm looking for suggestions in altering the way it is written, or what is included in it to work better on the server. I know Cristo suggested letting them go into armory and to allow them to hold guns, which as it currently states would be rebellious acts and CT's can kill them for it. I wouldn't disagree with allowing them to hold guns, but restricting armory from T's makes it a challenge to rebel on !lr and also means that it won't occur every single time. Post ideas and suggestions below.

Division: Team Fortress 2 In-Game Name: ⊱Aer!⊰ Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:54162452 Banned: No Previously in xG: Yes Active on Teamspeak: Yes Age: 15 Further Information: I left a month ago because a few close friends convinced me that the grass was greener on the other side of the fence. I realised that I still have a lot of friends inside of xG and it was a bit lonely. I could write a long paragraph about this but I will refrain from doing so. I Appreciate both +1's and -1's. Please give a reason why your +1ing me if you are. Please tell me what I do badly as a person/player or what I can improve on if you are -1ing me.

forests>dogs atleast copy the right wiki...

CONGRATULATIONS! You have been accepted to join Xeno Gamers! To begin your membership, familiarize yourself with our rules listed here. This is highly important and knowing these rules will keep you safe from bans! Want to get Moderator? There are a few ways to earn admin! 1. Be active on TeamSpeak! To download TeamSpeak click here and then click 'Download Here' and download the appropriate client for your OS. Then just install, follow the 'Easy Setup' guide, and finally, click 'Connections' and 'Connect' and enter'voice.xenogamers.com' in the 'Server Address' field. 2. Be active on the forums! This is one of the best ways to get your voice heard in Xeno Gamers! 3. Be active on the servers! This shows that you are committed to the clan! For a server list, click here. Come check out our staff list to see who is who on the servers, click https://xenogamers.com/threads/17314/ WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY! -sealed away in the last great time war

i wus 6 yr old. i het ferest. Ferest ghey. I piss on Indian gwounds. Ferest is ugly. Hippies hears me and does rapes. i done care. I calls them dumb dumb. They hears me and cuts my tiny pee pee off. I cri. I lay on grund. Ass bleeds. Wormth cums. I shit mahsef. Fire spreads. I cluse mah I's. Bout to die fecker. I rdy. I feel ashy hend tuch meh. It's teh Forest. I esk why they save meh. They seh ferest is lyfe. They hug meh. Ima so happy. We here squirrlies have secksy secks.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOwW7rO8fM +1

I'll say this again, I said it before but it went ignored.. Granted I haven't been on in ages, I would love to come back to full xG JB servers. I just hope JB see's brighter days for this community again.

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The day CS:GO goes f2p is the day CS:GO dies.

says the negro I invited yesterday to play jailbreak with necromancer and I, who didn't join. it's only dead if you make it dead.

i hit a guy with my car. i drove off.

A short funny story? Serbians co-leader activity

Don't let them in armory, the rebelling on LR is supposed to be a challenge, instead of using a plugin making them like last CT with hp Let them hold guns, but if they start aiming it at CTs and not lring within a few seconds of aiming it at the cts, or not putting it away, kill em.

yes

HOLY SHIT JUST GET OVER IT ITS JUST A GAME AND PEOPLE WILL EACHOTHERES DICK HOLES. +1 for me being cute -1 For Darkwolf being banned

+1 was a good mod, very nice guy and is a very good player trust me i know

i wus only 9 yrs old, i luved forests so much. I had all the leaves i could get. I preyed to forests all day for the lyfe i wus given. forest is luv i sai. forest is lyfe. My dad hears me and calls me a hippie. i new he was just jelus of my devotion to forest. I called him a tree killer. He slaps me and send me to go to bread. My fayce hurts. I lay in bread and its really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. Its forest! im so happy. He whispers into my ear "This is my forest." He graybs me with his powurful tree haynds and puts me on my hands and nees. I am redy. I open my lightur for forest. It hurts so much. But i do it for dad. I can feel forest burning as my eyes start to watur. I run away from the burning forest. Forest roars a weak roar as he burns to the ground. My dad pulls up. Forest looks my dad in the eyes and says "its all burned duwn now." Forest falls to the grund. Forest is h8. Forest is deth.

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The cold wind slaps against my frail body as I struggle through the snow. A bitter cold bites at my skin. My long brown hair that was bundled up in my beanie unravels as the strong gusts peel it off my head. The beanie is lost to the wind as it flies away, becoming a speck in the distance, then gone. I tuck my hair into the back of my hoodie and carry on. I have to reach the cabin. That is where the prophecy foretold I would find my salvation, my reckoning. The oracle had told me of the cabin, a small single room in the middle of the forest. It was a beacon of hope for me, the last stop before my day of death. The oracle had found me before I had attempted suicide. She got me at just the right time. I was vulnerable, easy to reach. She pulled me down off of the ledge of the 20 story building and said to me "Samantha. I can help you. I know where you will find your life again." Those words spoke to me as a mission. As a quest to fulfill this old oracles prophecy. Now, it was a becoming a regrettable decision. I want to go on with my mission, but I don't know if I can continue much longer. I am beginning to doubt the oracle, but at the same time I am filled with hope that the oracle's magic words were true. As I trudge through the Alaskan snows, a darkness suddenly appears. Out of nowhere, I feel a shadow creep up from behind. It is a huge, large shadow, and it keeps growing. I muster my courage and turn around. Before me stands a tall and strong forest, which bellows with the wind. My heart races, and I begin to quicken my pace. I think out loud "You were right. Oracle don't fail me now." to no one in particular. I make my way through the forest. The trees are dark and heavy with brush, they create shadow and leave no space for light. I depend on touch to feel my way through the dark forest. I walk for what seems like hours before a light appears. All at once, it illuminates the entire forest. I smile. This is it. The oracle was truthful. I pat my hands down on my ski jacket and walk slowly to the light. As I reach closer to the source, I see a clearing. In the clearing, a circle of ash surrounds a cabin. The cabin is small, and has 2 hotel-like double doors. I walk slowly, as these are my last moments, the moments I would truly find myself. "Samantha Williams has a reason to live." I think, "Her reason is to get to this cabin." I have done it. As I approach the cabin doors, a shadow of a tall, slender human being wearing a suit appears behind the door. This does not discourage me, I have come too far and for too long to be stopped by fear. I walk right up to the doors and open both at once. The man behind the doors seems startled, his face a sort of surprise and anguish. I walk right past his pale, sickly looking body to the fireplace, where a table and two chairs are set up. There is a teapot and cups on the table, and the fire roars in the fireplace. It crackles as I step on the wooden floor, then sitting down on the small wooden chair, which creaks beneath my medium weight. The slender man closes the doors and very slowly walks down and sits right across from me. He refrains from eye contact and stares only at his hands, which are in a wringing motion. He appears cold and lonely. He pours himself some tea, and I see his hands shaking at the weight of the tea pot. He does not offer me any. I pour myself some tea and drink it. My thirst surprises the man, and to this he says to me, "So you have come this far Samantha?" "Yes." I reply. He looks at me quizzically and states "You are not ready. Go home." This angers me extremely. "What do you mean I'm not ready? I have waited so long for this day! You cannot do this!" Saliva spits out of my mouth and lands in his tea cup, still full. In my rage I do not notice this, and the suit man takes a long sip from his cup. When he only has a small dot of tea left in his cup, he looks at me with his cold eyes and says, "Yes I can." He smiles with an inhuman smile and puts the tip of his bony ring finger on the dot of tea. He does not break eye contact and puts the finger into the fire. This causes a spark to fly off of his finger and ignites the cabin. I jump up and scream "What the fuck?!" The man, still smiling, gets up calmly, and walks to the doors, blocking them with his arms. The cabin begins to flame up, smoke everywhere. I look outside a window at a glance and catch that the forest is burning as well. The ash ring around the cabin has been lit on fire as well, the entire outside is burning. The sounds of trees toppling and wood burning almost deafens me. I shout out "Get out of the way you weird fuck!" I charge at him, trying to break my way out of the doors, but his arms stop my momentum. I hear a pop. I bounce back, my shoulder is dislocated. I cry out in pain and charge again. This time he moves, and lets me run into the door. I hit my head, and become dazed. I look around from the floor. The cabin is falling apart, and through the door I see trees falling endlessly around me. The smell of smoke chokes me, making it impossible to breath. I struggle to get up, and come face to face with the man. He smiles a huge, long smile, and then turns to let me leave. As I walk to the door, my clothes catch fire. I try to put it out, but it is too fast and it runs up my hair, into the rest of my body. I scream in agony as I burn alive with the forest. I hobble to the door, but I am far too wounded to walk. I fall to my hands and knees, still burning like a tree, clawing my way to the exit, with the tall man still smiling from above me. He is not hurt in the least. I make it to the bottom of the door, my entire body feeling like an oven. I reach up for the doorknob, only to have my hand swatted away. I scream in pain once more while still hearing the sound of trees burning in the distance. The cabin has half collapsed now, the back of it completely destroyed. My body is giving way to the heat, I don't have long to live. He watches me desperately crawl to the doorknob again, still smiling that insane smile. I am fading in and out of consciousness, the burning ember within me completely decimating me. This time, he puts my hand away slowly and gently. He pushes open the door and I start fading in and out of consciousness as I drag my soon to be lifeless body out into the forest fire. I am almost completely out when I hear him from behind me. "It was my privilege." The fires fade out and all goes black.

hi

I got an idea.. we have a gold mine on our hands. Post the long version of the motd when they join the game with a link at the top: WANT THE ABRIDGED, CONDENSED VERSION OF THIS MOTD? Click this link to purchase this new and shortened format for those who don't like to read. One easy payment of $9.99 +tax,stripper fees, license and registration, and a full service buffet for staff members REMEMBER: BY PURCHASING THIS COPY YOU AGREE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE FULL MOTD. ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TO IMPROVING THE SERVERS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. THANKS -Silence Just copy and paste that silence right before the full motd. (Taxes, stripper fees, license and registration, buffet fees will equal about $92.019 in additional payment).

Im back from Florida and we will be on more now mmk bye