‘Twas the morning 'fore Christmas, promo demo was here.
Where all members gathered, to see who they should fear.
On this day, Lithium had drank too much booze.
And there wasn't a single good DM to choose.
So he let out a burp, and said “fuck all of them”.
And he chose Jaydow and Bonk, and made each a DM.
But the story doesn't end here, as I have a lot to add in.
For the CS division had three new admins.
Duke and Darrth, while more info got unloaded.
Even Genocide for some reason was promoted.
But what about Danny? Said noone ever.
Me as DM would be worse than all this together.
And so my good people, this is quite the day.
Now we move on to the one division most gay.
A new DM arrives, that's right… another.
Surprise surprise, it's the other DM's brother.
They even got a mod, one of our spies.
Semper the 10manner, in a gay-ass disguise.
Poor little diphi had to step down from power.
The gay must've gotten to him, he was almost devoured.
Nutty remains the one DL, all alone.
It is not time for him to be overthrown.
So we move on to Minecraft, made by one of the brightest.
But the drama wasn't so great, not in the slightest.
We got plenty of staff, some good and some not.
But at least things went well for the little boy Scott.
None of this mattered to the great Julian, most high.
He made so much money it made the Cozy Boys cry.
Then there was dingo, who could not stay.
Maybe he shouldn't have been using X-Ray.
Now lest we forget, do not cry, do not grieve.
Because Brady's fat ass made CT_Slay3R leave.
All of this happening, with opinions so varied.
All while our great leader was off getting married.
With all the DMs, from Bonk to SegFault.
Hope was being lost for the mighty JohnGalt.
Hidden from the furries, who bark and they purr.
I wrote this poem to destroy the one made by virr.
These decisions couldn't have been made by one single swede.
So remember to protest to Aegean and Bleed.
It's probably time that I stop complaining.
At least we can all move to Gay Bonfire Gaming.
Things may not look look great, but they might turn out swell.
Because at least we have Grape as our overwatch DL.
