Fink 64 Posted October 13, 2014 Hello! I'm Fink, a doctor with a degree in something. Today I'll show you how to survive the upcoming PLAGUE which will kill us all. This is called EBOLA. Step 1: Trust no one When America turns into complete anarchy, everyone will try to kill and eat each other. Your friends and family may backstab you, so watch out. Step 2: Watch out for people infected with ebola. Most people infected with ebola are blacks, so watch out for what they say. Ebola patients will want kfc and kool-aid and they will say nigga a lot. Here is a video on what to do if you see one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Jb2k4ovjs The instructions stop after 30 seconds. Step 3: Find a religion to give faith. Hope and faith can help save us. I personally pray to the dark lord, Chin Chin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_dTLeM1K1E Step 4: Find weapons. I personally like to fight in a police officer costume with a pistol because africans are afraid of the police. This will be updated when I think of things 1 1 Kypari and Muzzle reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaygoki 237 Posted October 13, 2014 people dont seem to understand that ebola is only transferred if you've touched an infected person's feces, urine, saliva, sweat, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BashinBolshevik 1 Posted October 13, 2014 Chin Chin is love. Chin Chin is life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichKnight 0 Posted October 13, 2014 Hay. Dude you forgot to add if you have Ebola go to China. You will be safe there in the over crowded streets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Necromancer 0 Posted October 13, 2014 Today I'll show you how to survive the upcoming PLAGUE which will kill us all If it is gonna kill us all, then trying to survive is kind of pointless :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swift 11 Posted October 14, 2014 WHOEVER THIS EBOLA GUY IS WE NEED TO FIND HIM AND KILL HIM. HE'S KILLING EVERYONE............no......no.........NOT THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Tomahawk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xGShadowSpy 108 Posted October 14, 2014 Just hire Zimmerman to get rid of them. 1 1 MrSaturday and Ribbit reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forest 309 Posted October 14, 2014 Arm yourselves Kill patient zero ??? Profit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fink 64 Posted October 14, 2014 Lord Zimzam, please kill the negros. 1 MrSaturday reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathGod 12 Posted October 14, 2014 Step 1. Guns End.Your Fine. 1 StarmiX reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoolyCooly 1 Posted October 15, 2014 Question if you talk to someone with ebola do you get it? 1 RichKnight reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichKnight 0 Posted October 15, 2014 Question if you talk to someone with ebola do you get it? Not sure if this is a legit question. I'm guessing it is. The only way Ebola is given to you is if you get their body fluids inside you of you, ex you drink their blood or they sneeze on you and you have an open cut... 1 Swift reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoolyCooly 1 Posted October 15, 2014 So if I have ebola and you talk to me you get it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goblin 154 Posted October 15, 2014 Some Nig-Nogs act like the ebola virus is going to turn into some Walking dead shit tho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fink 64 Posted October 15, 2014 Question if you talk to someone with ebola do you get it? Even if it is a cause of ebola or not, its still a terrible idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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