GodEmperor 3 Posted December 4, 2018 (edited) i will now reveal the true reason i joined this clan. i joined this clan to apply for co-leader so i could make this clan the best damm clan on the internet - consider it a neo-xG. unfortunately, my member application was denied under false pretenses so i am unable to apply for staff. friends, brothers, sisters, i call to you now to allow me to become the new leader of this clan and i promise you all fame and fortune; and here's how i'm going to do that: phase 1: culling out the week next saturday and throughout the weekend all of our tf2 servers will be populated to the max (32/32) because a steam announcement will be made which goes along the lines of this: "JOIN THIS SERVER OR YOU'RE KICKED FROM THE CLAN" indeed, those who do not show up over the weekend will be kicked, as well has most of the members of xG. Only the strong will be allowed to survive in neo-xG. 32 players at the time will fight in a free-for-all - like popular book hunger games. The one winner of each round of 32 will stay in the clan. phase 2: becoming the strongest clan in the world now we have only the strongest players in neo-xG. we take these players and form a competitive highlander team. as you may know you cannot instantly join the highest-tier division, so we're going to hack into the computers of b4nny's team and find nude pictures of them to use as blackmail. we then get on the roster via said blackmail and use our gamer skills to become the new strongest TF2team. phase 3: profit while to the outside world we appear benevolent and noble as a neo-xG tf2 highlander team, one night we take the world by surprise and start pub-stomping, HARD. only 2 hours of sleep every day, we spend 22 hours a day pub-stomping. the onslaught will be so great no one could join a casual game and leave spawn without being instantly killed. now we have tf2 at hostage, so we start making demands. first, valve must give us admin access to tf2. we use this to get shiny unusual hats. then, we make tf2 no longer free-to-play. now, everyone must pay 5$/hour of play. so you see, if you just allow me to be your now co-leader, xG can become neo-xG - a place of freedom, hope, dreams, and all the shiny hats and fortune you can imagine. WHO WILL JOIN ME? i have spoken Edited December 4, 2018 by GodEmperor (see edit history) 1 2 1 7 2 2 DepressedNeonNepp, PolarCoded, Precious and 12 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onlyalittlegay 44 Posted December 4, 2018 What the hell did I just read.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hg2CI2 8 Posted December 4, 2018 You’ve only mentioned the tf2 division 1 1 Roy and Dannypicacho reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caleb956 451 Posted December 4, 2018 Thank you @james8470, very cool! 1 1 james8470 and cook reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red 198 Posted December 4, 2018 zzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sodium 28 Posted December 4, 2018 I like where this is going. +1 for Co-Leader Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aegean 849 Posted December 4, 2018 Thank you for your service! 1 1 DepressedNeonNepp and QueenOfHearts reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tatost 604 Posted December 4, 2018 @Aegean explain 1 1 1 Dannypicacho, ScottNi and james8470 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aegean 849 Posted December 4, 2018 1 1 1 1 DepressedNeonNepp, Roy, Thrillhouse and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottNi 51 Posted December 5, 2018 I have once more thwarted your plan! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Precious 80 Posted December 5, 2018 After seeing the title of this post, I thought it was gonna be another one of those overly dramatic rants about "everything wrong with xG". I was pleasantly surprised. 1 1 james8470 and Dannypicacho reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LAN_Megalodon 195 Posted December 5, 2018 CULLING OUT THE WEEK HOLY SHIT 1 1 hongkongatron and Precious reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roy 25 Posted December 5, 2018 Wtf, I thought my content was more delusional. Plz young man or women or Trans-gender, make this clan great again XD 3 1 SegFault, -Diphikult, hongkongatron and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Owlknight_ 43 Posted December 5, 2018 22 hours ago, GodEmperor said: all of our tf2 servers will be populated to the max (32/32) How exactly are you supposed to get people on every server and you being on the servers too? And an even better question, how do you get people on zombie fortress? 1 Dannypicacho reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites