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My family largely consists of off-the-boat Polacks, so Polish / European cooking is what I have the most fondness for.

YOU DIDN'T REPLY WITH HOW YOU ARE DOING GOSH! He is been around for a while I have no issues with him. I don't see any reason he could be a problem whatsoever. +1 Also I am fine thank you for asking : >

He ceased his outrageous conduct a long time ago. There is no reason for him to not be in this clan. We missed you bud +1 A:7.1 ? M:9

You will be missed eternally, Dr.Nebblesworth

They're learning....

Depends on work, but I am down for a Chigago meetup.

I BRING SIGNS OF A GOOD HARVEST, FOR I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA ON HOW TO MESS WITH PEOPLE. Three scammers added me in the last 2 days I have an idea that already flopped on one of them, but I am thinking of perfecting it on the other two, and I need xG's advice on this. So if you ever played old school text adventure games like Zork, that is essentially what I am trying. The idea is that I respond in a similar format as one of those games, and NEVER break character. Here is my first test run: Dark Chicken Gaming was oblivious. I am thinking after the first failed attempt, I add in a "please type help for a list of commands" or something. Give me your thoughts!

What good ol' days?

It's pretty obvious man, he needed to get rid of his AIDS

This is a collection of people messing with scammers that randomly added them.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME! BUT I HAVE RETURNED! ENJOY MY LATEST SCAMMER SHITPOST! So my latest gag was a request! Whilst on xG's Trade Gaming History server, I was added by this gentleman that has absolutely no connections that would result in me adding him. Upon receiving this request, I asked the server what impersonation should I take. I got a couple good requests, but one of them was "instead of offering items, offer used cars." I could NOT say no to such a genius idea. *Forewarning: I am many things, but I am not a person who knows a lot about cars. Please forgive my poor impersonation.* So it starts out with this gentleman following the "Random-add scammer phrase checklist" such as asking if I am a trader AFTER adding me and offering unusuals from another person's account. Although I would not really call myself a trader, for the purposes of this charade, I have decided to masquerade as one. I play my role to a T, and he does the unthinkable, HE DOES NOT ASK FOR MY UNUSUAL. Now I have been doing this for a long time, but I have never EVER had someone ask for anything but my Unusual Stovepipe. He did ask for austrailiums, but that wasn't going to be my initial offer, no no no. I start him off on some of my more mediocre wares. I have had this Kia Spectra for a while*, and it was cluttering my garage**. I was okay with letting it go. I go on to immediately regret that and backpedal a bit to a different car. *I do not have that car **My garage is filled with tools that I rarely use, not cars At first, he is confused. Does he not know how the barter of automobiles is performed? What an amatuer. So he goes on to speak Filipino, and I shamelessly open a tab in Google Translate. He opens with obscenities, and proceeds to call me a devil. I give the obvious response. I mean, car salesmen are stereotyped to be sleazy ass droplets, but it does not mean I am under that same, smelly umbrella. He keeps this up for a bit, so I (professionally) request him to gather himself so we can continue negotiating. I give him a few minutes, and ask him if negotiations can continue. He does not respond. I give him a countdown to respond so I can gauge his interest. I already wasted to much time on him. A busy car salesman*** such as myself shouldn't be wasting his valuable seconds on people who aren't willing to conduct business. The clock runs fully, and I am still met with silence. A bit nettled, I say a backhanded statement and proceed to block and unfriend him. I probably wasn't going to go through with it anyways. If he lived in the Philippines, the paperwork and fees to send that car over would be to costly. ***I am not a salesman, I hope no one thinks I am Well, that's the end. See you next time, and I promise, there will be a next time.

I wanted to go through 2018 with an optimist's outlook. I already did not succeed. Next year my resolution will be not to set unachievable goals.

D'aww Staff work on xG entirely voluntary. Don't let that get in the way of your life. Even though I am inactive on xG's minecraft server, if you are dedicating that much time, I am doubtful that your help will go unnoticed.

Doesn't even tag me... Unforgivable. You will be missed, CrapGhost. Know that you will always have a place.

Oh yeah, +1

Has a voice range that required a double-take and sass that rivals my own. Chill as hell, would be a great addition to this fucked up dysfunctional family of ours. A: 7 M: 8

Rate my last message bad spelling.

Pics or it didn't happened, nerd. Welcome back though

Also, when's the #MeetUp

Wow @mrnutty12 It isn't THAT bad here.

-1 The amount of leniency we have given you is ridiculous. You were completely aware of your current standings when it came to punishment, but decided to break the rules anyways. You brought this entirely on yourself. I sure hope the payment was worth it.

Nice try buddy. +1 Knows what he is doing and isn't an immature shit.