SirTurdle 0 Posted January 14, 2015 Before i go into a cryptic bullshit rampage, id like to set some things clear. I am leaving, temporarily, but for an unknown amount of time. Im going to tag people i knew and know and will tell you each something i need to say. These people.... when I come back to xG and these people are gone..... god. I will probably cry. Anyways, i need to point out, I AM STILL GOING TO KEEP YOU ALL AS FRIENDS. I will probably come on teamspeak occasionally, and play on the xG servers periodically. Though my contact will be limited. Feel free to skip to your tag, or read em all.... But please READ THE LAST PART. I am going to tell what REALLY happend to my best friend of all xG, Buttstalion (AKA Niko) and where he has gone to. Sorry about all this dramatic stuff, cuz you'll probably all think im insane. Which is true, to a point. If you really want to know why im leaving..... read most of this. When i come back everything will be explained... I see them staring back at me, they know my name............. @kbraszzz This guy, this guy is the best. And no, your not getting my australium wrench :3 When i first came to tf2 i joined a server that was really fucked up and wierd. I saw this guy talkin shit to people, actin like he da bawss. It was kbraszz. I played on the server for a year before finally wanting to join xG. I didnt know many people, but kbraszz was the only one i actually knew. Please kbrazz if i come back and you arent here i will find you, buttsecks you, make you come back, then bring you back to Division Leader. Their eyes are everywhere, see everything what do they need me? @Bach So deres this gui, ill be playin on teh server havin a good time trickstabbin teh noobies and sheet, then some guy hes like TACTICAL NUKE IMBOUND MOTHERFUCKERS. Surpise, its bach. Some call it abuse. I call it "Drunk and havin fun". I will never forget the recent "Tall bach" thanks to the monstrocities made by bach and kbraszz. Bach, dont leave.... please..... xG needs more like you. Gets shit done when its needed but always is havin fun. And drinks. But mostly drinks. And i need them... see me.... and i see them... @BelloWaldi Basically my first xG buddy and Niko left. Bello i wont ever forget all the things we did. i dont have a good story about you, but thats because i know you dont need one. (And cuz i dont know one off the top of my head :3) I will bring them down on my own... @Egossi (yea im doin it #DealWithIt) 42069YoloSwag360Noscopes. Nuff said @The Fax Machine You know who you are. Fix your fuckin mic @Insane I will miss you bruh. The best spah ive eva known. Cept your heavy is still f2p @RinAoi One of the few people i know who can actually spy good on jb. Along with Roasty (dunno his tag if he has one) Gonna miss spiein wit chu. Please, while im gone in my name, Let the Infamous "Anal Day" live on. Looks so beautiful to me..... @CoolyCooly Comawn cooly when i come back and your there (you better, or else >;3) yo better have developed a higher educational capacity level in your brain. BTW i think your dumbass act is bullshit. Just callin it. At least i hope it is. Grace so beautiful @Snipes Stay out of the canadian sex dungeon. Theres bad things in there. @Thunder Honestly thunder, i never really hated you............................. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No. Im good at lies but das just 2much4me. Plz. Dont try any of that bullshit middle school popularity squad crap anymore and maybie people will like you. Puttin that out there Ive found out, wheres shes been. Broken the silence and began again Now for niko..... Niko left xG shortly after the "incident". He was asian, or at least claimed to be, and thus i didnt believe, so i followed him on instagram. Still not believing i made him swap pictures of us with headsets on to prove it. Hes the only person (Maybie cept bach) Who knows who i look like. Ill take my time to make her fall. Niko afterwards is completly done with video games, taking pictures of his travels all over the place, of him and his life. I am the only person who knows who he is. We still share photos on instagram, we still talk, you know all that selfie shit. Ill take my time to make her fall, Pass through her head at just the right angle. Anybody who has instagram and wants to stalk my life go ahead and follow @Jerico_The_One the pictures gonna be my profile pic for this. For securities sake, any (overly obvious) internet talk will be deleted. Sayin stuff like come bak and all that is fine. The loneliness is only missed when i am alone.... Goodbye for now...... 4 realBelloWaldi, Tomahawk, Ghosty and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dethman 191 Posted January 14, 2015 Wow, no tag ;c Bye Sir, you were always a chill guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bach 49 Posted January 14, 2015 Bye for now turdle. Gonna miss you around boss. Keep it real and hey, life always come first. Get that all sorted out Godspeed you magnificent bastard 1 1 Dethman and Rejects reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thunder 79 Posted January 14, 2015 Im going to tag people i knew and know and will tell you each something i need to say. These people.... when I come back to xG and these people are gone..... god. I will probably cry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barmithian 63 Posted January 14, 2015 goodbye man. good luck with whatever you are doing. hopefully we will see you again soon 2 Bach and Tsuchikure reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Christian 3 Posted January 14, 2015 the fax machine :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoolyCooly 1 Posted January 14, 2015 Wait before you go gimme the aussies so i can lose em and gl on the me bein smarter thing ;D 2 Thunder and realBelloWaldi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
realBelloWaldi 1245 Posted January 14, 2015 ;_; as long as you don't switch from gaming to longboarding we will still love you. See you soon. @ButtStallion_ is Nikos forum name btw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haruka 88 Posted January 14, 2015 No tagggg </33 1 Tomahawk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rejects 81 Posted January 14, 2015 I really loved the Rebeling you could do in JB and all the tricks tabs which make the blues cry 1 Thunder reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChickenPanda 66 Posted January 14, 2015 shots fired at thunder holy shit. see you later man, will miss my WoW buddy. I'm the only queerdick now </3 1 Dethman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomahawk 156 Posted January 15, 2015 Usually I'd be the one who would say "lol you aren't allowed to leave." But this time I feel the need to take it seriously just because Turdle did. But in all honesty, good luck and happy break from this cancerous clan. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RinAoi 2 Posted January 17, 2015 I feel so bad that missed this :( Also it was an honor Turdle, and I hope to see you again soon :) 1 Tomahawk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insane 2 Posted January 18, 2015 Im so late for this bae pls ;n; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites