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I had to read this like 6 times to make sure I wasn't missing some kind of hidden message to say that you were kidding. Like the other 15 goodbye threads you've done. Really sad to find out that it's not a joke this time. I know You and I probably didn't know each other too well, but I know all the things you've done for xG, and someone as influential as yourself stepping down kinda sucks. Hope you have fun with all the free time you'll have since you won't have to deal with us kids in the TF2 Division ;)

no.

Shit man this one is real? Hope to still see you around, I'm starting to feel the same way Valve has been really killing TF2.

If you want to name it xG go for it, just don't do anything racist or something that can bite our community in the ass.

@Floppy @Tomahawk @Kypari @TheSupremePatriot Fix your vouches.

Someone had a spray of some really hairy guy who stuck two full fish inside of his ass.

Hey you asinine ham-spergers. Scoots here with a metric FUCKLOAD of keys for sale! That's right, I have a lot of keys and they are going for hellaciously good prices. If you have a hankering to open crates on Team Fortress 2, but don't want to drain $2.50 per key from Valve, then this is the right place to be! If you are interested in getting a killer rate on keys, please get into contact with me. I'm looking to sell around 600 keys or so, so I have plenty in stock and will be more than happy to work with you! My going rate for keys is currently $1.80 Per Key! Interested yet? You should be! Because that is one SWEET-ASS DEAL. Should you decide that you want to purchase some cheap keys, please start by getting in contact with me, either here, through Steam, or some other way. Let me know that you plan on purchasing. After you contact me and let me know how many keys you wish to buy, I'll send you an invoice for the total amount and you can make a payment to me through PayPal. (I'll provide my PayPal address during the transaction.) Once the funds clear my account, I will send you a trade offer on Steam with the keys you purchased! For you hearty sons-a-bitches here at xG, the only stipulation I will set is that you must have the Mobile Authenticator active in order to make a purchase. If it isn't, your keys will be held for a week and it will cause all sorts of headaches for me on my end, so that's the only stipulation. Typically, there are a lot of other restrictions set in place for these kinds of transactions, such as a specific Backpack value, or a limit on the number of keys you can buy per purchase, but I trust you guys enough to look past all of that. And I'm sure that you guys can trust me enough to know that I WILL deliver to you guys. But if you insist, I will be more than happy to have a middle-man if the trust isn't all there. =) So, if you want some cheap keys, hit me up! I currently have 557 Keys In Stock! Also, feel free to check the first page of my backpack, as anything there is also for sale. I'll cut some good rates on any of the items you see for sale there. I'm accepting both pure and keys for anything on page 1 of my backpack! Mimikyu's Inventory Thanks a ton guys!

Division: Counter-Strike In-Game Name: Strictly Power Moves / Dead Roses Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:93236057 Position: Moderator Time Active: 2012. Age: 18 Experience: used to be a mod on a minigames server before it went down Donated: No Information: Hi friend, After being apart of this fabulous, uplifting, and positive community for 4 years, ive finally decided to make a staff member application. Let me first say, if you are reading this right now and thinking "who tf is this kid", I change my name quite often but have decided to stick with "Strictly Power Moves". Some of my recent names that you might know me by are: Goku Brewer Dead Roses My Dad Burns Me With Cigarettes And a few others I first started playing xG JB on CSS but took a break from gaming for a bout a year in 2014. Anyways I know this community pretty well and have a strong grasp on the rules. I often find myself playing with no staff members on which obviously leads to unjustified CRIME. +1 's are a power move

CONGRATULATIONS! You have been accepted to join Xeno Gamers! To begin your membership, familiarize yourself with our rules listed here. This is highly important and knowing these rules will keep you safe from bans! Want to get Moderator? There are a few ways to earn it! 1. Be active on TeamSpeak! To download TeamSpeak click here and then click 'Download Here' and download the appropriate client for your OS. Then just install, follow the 'Easy Setup' guide, and finally, click 'Connections' and 'Connect' and enter 'voice.xenogamers.com' in the 'Server Address' field. 2. Be active on the forums! This is one of the best ways to get your voice heard in Xeno Gamers! 3. Be active on the servers! This shows that you are committed to the clan! For a server list, click here. Come check out our staff list to see who is who on the servers, click here or here. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY! -Closed

Friendly person deserves to be in the clan again

Oh I forgot A: number Juan Sanchez Torres M: 8.5

Well shit, Good luck I guess

I didn't really know you that well but I always enjoyed your promo demo memes...those were the best

R.I.P.

Don't worry! You'll always be CM in our hearts. Just like @Forest.

Basically this. I think based on previous times we have even had anything resembling normal servers, that this too would not get off the ground in terms of population. As it stands people are not interested in finding a new hightower server if they already have one, and our regulars visit only their main servers most of the times they are on xG servers (hence why you son't see outstanding amounts of members on zf or dr).

+1Hes a pretty good guy A:8 M:8 P.S heres a picture for you,I tried really hard on it

"Did you finally realize that it's bullshit" Yes pretty much.

I'm gonna briefly give my opinion on these: Pro Donator: Giving donators happy would be irresponsible. That would just insult in them wanting to toggle it on other players which would be a huge mess, not to mention that the happy command IS actually useful for staff. Same goes for this one, also who would wanna pay 60+$ to make his screen look bad for like 10 seconds. :derp: UUUUUUUUUUUUgh, we really don't need more command spam. IF we'd really wanna give donators a command that kinda slaps themselves, we should give them sm_knockback. I mean, you can always buy credits through our forum HUB. Mega Uber Donator Only being able to use commands like these on yourself is a bad idea, like, it's possible but who would pay 100$ for that? Outstanding Donator Smash would get easily abused, custom weapon attributes would give people unfair advantages and grab would also be abused, apart from that, trying to charge 200$ for a tf2 donator rank seems kinda too much to be honest. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I however do appreciate the gesture of you trying to improve things and getting new stuff added, so no hard feelings.

I would much rather not have @kbraszzz as a CM as he is immature, disrespectful, unfit for position, inactive and very retarded P.S love ya kb :D <3

jb_millennium_lega (Counter-Strike: Global Offensive > Maps > Jail Break) - GAMEBANANA looks like a really cool map^^^ in case people are a lil bit clue less and want to know more about it, here is a screenshot to what it includes. (cough cough @DrPepperPhreak sneeze cough) https://gyazo.com/db748938f188beaa02ffaef047db99ab brb, gotta go get some tissues for my nose. *sneeze*

YAAS KWEEN, WELCOME BACK A: yas M: yas yas: yas +1

i already knew that you dumb child

I've made the decision, and I hope everyone respects it. I thank you all for the opportunity you have given me to lead this clan, but for the time being, I feel it's best if I call it quits. I won't be gone. I'll still be around. Perhaps one day I may return, if and when xG needs it. <3 The Hardest Goodbye

Hub Sprays have been disabled (Thanks, @Obama!) Please don't message any of us asking for refunds or anything, they may be readded or we may issue refunds to everyone who bought one at a later date.

where was its mother?

and if the mother doesnt come in 2 days thats when you take it in Make sure to feed it milk while its out there. unless you just want a free snack take it in and cut it up that is if your horrible enough to do that

did the mother come back?

So R.I.P Wubwub Wednesday and event server?

Jailbreak Added map jb_moonjail_v2 Updated Lego jail to jb_lego_jail_v8_fixed Thanks, @Rabid!

can we edit the close button out b4 we add it to the server if we do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcyFJLrBVhA start at 1:27 "pull up in a juice box" NOONE BELIEVED ME @Owl @DrPepperPhreak @virr @owlchaser @Rabid @skullking