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if ur gonna remove me on steam later on don't forget this meme ok idk what else to say but i made this [spoiler=here we go] Gyazo - 4c804c5eac3780147f1d53d327db3fbe.jpg

>Albi had a date to the prom >"Her booty looked bomb." >He wanted a kiss >But to his dismay she gave a hiss >As the night went on, they left the prom >He took her home, and to the bed they went >He went blindfolded, and he got bent >As it turned out, she was a dom >And so, he stopped going on dates with his mom

Game name: Planetside 2 Platform: PS4 | PC Time Spent: ~200 Do you recommend? Yes, if you are actually willing to spend time in this game. It becomes real fun. Rating: ~9/10 Initial Thoughts: *The 3 factions, from left to right- The New Conglomerate, The Terran Republic, and The Vanu Sovereignty Welcome, to the planet of Auraxis, year 2845(something)! Due to a wormhole expedition failure, entire fleets are stuck on a planet named Auraxis. 3 factions, the Terran republic(The galactic empire sorta thing, uses fast shooting ballistic weapons that does low damage per hit, strength in numbers), The New Conglomerate(Rebel scums, high damage and slow hitting bullet weapons, lotsa armor), and The Vanu Sovereignty ( Techno-zealots, frekin lasers, and no bullet drop.) are facing all-out war on 4 different continents. Amerish (Plains, trees, mountains), Esamir (Perma- frost land) , Hossin (Rumble in the Jungle), and Indar (Desert). *The picture above indicates the 4 available Continents, and the "noob" continent, Koltyr. Ignore the continent lock on Hossin. Planetside 2 is a game one of its kind, featuring an open-world MMOFPS, with hundreds, or even thousands of players fighting at once. The game also contains a mountain of guns, cosmetics, and more. There are many vehicles, from ESF(Empire specific fighters), The Galaxy(Trooper pooper), to the Flash ATV, and the Mobile spawn point, sunderer. The basic idea of "winning" is gaining bases, refining cortium (Note for later), to gain Victory points. When eventually enough VP is gained, the winning faction will gain a bonus buff, and the continent will be locked(Will restart after 2 other continents are conquered). There are many kinds of bases. and capturing special bases (Biolabs, chemlabs, T alloys), that when capped will also give you a buff (Passive health regen, lower vehicle costs, and etc). *A birds eye view of a base In total, there are 6 infantry classes in the game. -Light assault (Uses a jetpack, and a rocklet rifle for anti-vehicles) -Infiltrator(Can use the sniper/scout rifles, and go invisible) -Heavy assault(Has a toggleable overshields and are able to use rocket launchers) -Engineer(Can resupply troops with ammo, and build manned turrets) -Combat medic(Heals health, and revives dead people) -The MAX(Infantry mech, needs 450 resource points to summon, and uses dual hand MGs and cannons) *From left to right, Infiltrator, light assault, combat medic, engineer, heavy assault, and MAX. There are, in total,8 vehicles for all faction use, and 2 for each Empire-specific vehicles. Common-used Vehicles: (Note all of these vehicles is/can be armed) -The flash(2 man ATV) -The Harasser(3 man jeep) -The lightning(1 man light tank) -The sunderer(Mobile spawn truck) -The valkyrie (Attack chopper) -The liberator (Gunship) -The galaxy (Trooper transport) -The ANT( Used to build player bases) Then, for each respective Empire, there are a Tank, and a fighter, each dedicated to the style of the empires(mentioned above) VS: Tank- Magrider (They see we floatin, they hatin) Fighter - The scythe (Looks like a starcraft thing,only ESF that can hover) TR: Tank - Prowler (Why not have 2 barrels instead of 1?) Fighter - Mosquito (what is this thing get it off of me omg my health my sheids) NC: Tank - Vanguard (cuz y not make a tank with an ability to go invincible for like some time) Fighter - Reaper (Why not have thrusters on all sides of this jet) *Some VS Magriders(left) and sunderers(right) To summon vehicles, you need Resource points, which will replenish overtime. Each vehicle costs different amount, and depends on what base your faction has captures, the price and regeneration rate varies. *TR soldiers with their ballistic weapons There are a CRAP ton of weapons in this game. I mean, 1 kind for each class (LMG for Heavy assault, snipers for Infiltrators) but there are still some shared weapons, such as SMGs, Battle Rifles, Carbines, and etc. Both the NC and the TR uses ballistic weapons, that uses BULLETS, so they have bullet drop. VS, on the other hand, uses lasers that has no bullet drop whatsoever, but instead uses a damage ramp off system. All pellets from all factions requires a travel time, so for long range shots you will need to lead your shots. There are also attachments for most guns, things such as scopes(Long range, short range, dot, thermo, etc.), silencers, flashlights(exposes cloaked infiltrators), ammunition(Slug for shotgun, soft point, and high velocity for others), laser attachment, underbarrel attachments(for specific weapons), handles, and more. Suit your own playstyle with a custom weapon that will get you kills, whether it is a mid-range battle rifle(my favorite), Close quarters face spammer, or a midrange carbine. You can also attach different weapons to vehicles! From the emotionally depressing lolpods(rocket pods for ESFs), to the PPA(plasma ball launcher) for farming infantry. Also, different modifications for each classes are available, different cloaks for infil, C4 for engineer and light assault, different jetpacks, and more. There are many choices out there. However, most weapons and customization costs cert points, which you will gain 1 from getting 250 XP. You can accumulate xp from killing people (120~ for each kill), defending/attacking bases (300~), and etc. This is where the grind comes in. To get decent stuff, you'll need to play a lot (THAT IS IF YOU DONT P2P). *Galaxy customization certifications, and weapon certs That is the end of the description, and if I forgot anything, please tell me to add it .(y) Pros: (At least 2 reasons) +Open-world MMOFPS, one of its kind. +Great variety of weapons and vehicles +I my self find it pretty fun. +Lots of players to socialize with +Somewhat decent community +Great to play with friends +Great mass battles, wars, and armored convoys. You won't see this anywhere else. ~And Adding! Cons: (At least 2 reasons) -EXTREMELY FARMY(Seriously) -Easy to die with like 50 guys around you shooting -Unbalanced weapons (lolpods) -Sometimes messed up server population (20% VS, 40% NC AND TR) -P2Progress and P2Look good -Depressingly repeatedly being farmed (if you cant kill a lot) Final Thoughts: It may have its flaws, but Planetside 2 is a great game, as stated many times, one of its kind. I suggest you to download, and try this game. Unlike other games, it will start out hard. But once you get better with the gameplay, you will find the joy of this game. The graphics are pretty nice, and the game is kinda CPU and Internet intense. In conclusion, great game, and, I strongly recommend this game to you. Just drop by and play a few bases, see how you do, and if you truly like this game, keep on playing it. The longer you play, the more rewarding. Thank you for reading this review! Please tell me any spelling, grammar, and content mistakes! (I wrote this late at night)

Just go to our tf2 server list and join jailbreak 1

I honestly thought this was a joke and now I'm really sad it's not.

>wake up, down 8oz glass of Smirnoff to start day >make bowl of cereal for breakfast using Smirnoff instead of milk >brush teeth, wash mouth with Smirnoff >read fiction book about the Armenian genocide >lol >gobble gobble >cyka blyat

I've lost interest in managing our tf2 division, playing tf2 and trying to fix the issues we have, therefore I'm stepping down from Division Manager to member, it's been an alright run I've made some friends amongst our staff and members, and I won't lose contact with any of them I will also be on teamspeak and forums daily as i've always been it's also a shame that I have to be a DM+ in order to maintain powers on teamspeak and forums, it was really fun banning people for no reason :( also fuck dota @Owl :d

>be American >flying to the Arab nation of Turkey for business >get off the plane at Allah International Airport in Mohammed city >a goat bumps into me, it has my luggage strapped on its back >take luggage which now smells faintly of smirnoff, goat goes about its business >look for a taxi to take me to my hotel >they are all magic carpets and goat-drawn carts, and there's a huge traffic jam of even more magic carpets and goat-drawn carts extending for miles >decide to just take my mobility scooter all the way there >get hungry >there's no McDonalds to be found >the smell of cooking meat lures me to a kebeb stand >can't understand the menu, must be in Russian or something >randomly pick an item off the menu >it's the best kebab ever! >like pork, but sweeter and fattier >ask kebab man what it is >mfw I was eating Armenians

Is that how bean dip is made?!?!?!?!

>Parachuter Tim soaring through the sky >"Oh shit, I'm about to die" >Into the rock he went >His ass got bent

anyone know where the bathroom is around here?

GANG GANG GANG!

I'm sorry you felt you had to do this.

#stepdownsquad2017

yup you just reinforced my fuck @Vector

what

-1 "I want to join because I had been muted for 30 minutes! Im mad even though I didnt take the time to read the MOTD!" for tatost A:7 M:4

We have @Hachi and I think @Dethman? We'll need 1-2 more who come from the teams, so if anyone would like to do that please message me or @bagel to get signed up!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

>Viktor is poor >haha

>Still talking trash i see. >Then a poem battle there shall be. >Your haiku game is weak. >Go back to your own country, you sikh.

>EU wants poems >Haiku is what he shall get >Jacob is better

Welcome BRGR!

Sounds good, moving now

Stickied until this thing is decided. Good initiative @Hanney !

Division: Team Fortress 2 In-Game Name: ❆Dann Co.❆ Identity: Steam Community :: ❆Dann Co.❆ Ban Type: Communications Ban Information: I was on the Trade Gaming History when we were talking about JonTron and bullshitting in chat. I played a 5 second clip over the mic and received a permanent mute, and gag from admin [xg:A] Dethman. I feel a permanent mute is completely unsolicited for a 5 second micspam, and this was admin abuse. I've been playing on the server off and on for several years, and I feel this is completely unfair. For clarification the mute and gag was issued on February 20th, 2017 at approximately 6:35pm MT. I appreciate your swift action looking into this issue, i'd like to enjoy my favorite server again.

Okay cool, the server doesn't exactly tell you how long the mute is for so for all I knew it was permanent, I wanted to put in an appeal while I have the info fresh. ~closed ?

+1 A:10 M:10 cool guy, nice person, and tryhard :D he would be a good addition to the community

Enough derailment, any further posts that are off-topic will be deleted. Great review @The_Unlit_Torch.

@Bello wrote that, so direct any criticism toward him thanks!!!!!!!! =D

This better be a meme @Egossi. Edit: :(

>Aegean still can't awp >Though try as he may >He'll find me on top >As I one deag all day

>I came for green :dank: memes >I had green dreams ≻Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

yeah, im stepping down. this is something ive been thinking about for a very long time, and ive come to terms with the fact that im not going to be able to do a proper job with my position if i have such mixed feelings. xG has been my home for a very long time, even if i havent been a real part of the clan for all of the years since I originally joined. i basically grew up with the people that have come and gone through xG, and i definitely found a part of myself here. for perspective, i joined when I was 12. I'm 17 now. this aside, I'm quite tired of the responsibilities I (don't) have. the magic isnt there anymore. even when there is people on the servers, it isnt much fun for me. I would love to fix it, but I simply lack the motivation to do so. I hope xG manages to revive itself to the glory days it was once in. If this is to happen some shit needs to change, drastically, but either way gl boys i had a lot of fun setting up our minigames and minecraft servers. it was a big joint effort from a lot of people, but i'm glad i lead a part of the charge to get some of the old fun back. it didnt turn out too well, but i believe in the potential. i hope everyone continues to enjoy some gaming action on the world wide web!1 at the end of the day I'm not really going anywhere, I just want to go back to playing games with friends and less making sure other people can play games with friends. im also gonna step down to paid non member for that sweet sweet teal teamspeak star :^) some classic """""""""""goodbye"""""""""" messages: @virr it really has been wonderful watching you integrate yourself into xG and become one of the most heralded members. I'm glad to see you have made great friends and pick up some responsibilities for yourself. I'm sure our relationship wont go anywhere, but either way, hejspeed my bror @Chrono you still smell really bad @Rabid Hello and thank you for joining us at SESH radio, your local focal point for anything weather, news, or sports related. My name is Kip Chipperly I'm gonna give you your five day forecast, uh, covering both the inland and midland sections. Uh, we're experiencing about 98 precipitation, um... but expect, uh, a dense fa- uh, fog cloud to roll in about 5 PM tonight, uh and thats probably gonna last you until about 2 or 3 in the afternoon tomorrow, too. So, dress warmly in the morning and then, you know, be ready to take off that sweater and party at night Alright everyone- I'll see you next week, have a great time. @Kile RAWR XD @lilbleed honestly im sorry for being mean to you. sometimes it was in my opinion overstepping what could be considered just fucking around. youre a good kid, even if youre a bit incredibly retarded at times @Bleed thanks for giving me some inspiration for my erotic roleplay writings @Vertex good luck installing google ultron @Aegean i really do respect your aspirations for the clan, as well as your genuine care for everyone in it. I know that we haven't agreed on everything, but either way, best of luck making xG great again or some other trump terrorist bullshit. also, thanks for giving me a chance at mc, i kinda fucked it up though so sorry about that one @Snackbar nice cock @Forest we havent really talked much but i appreciate/admire your occasional efforts to improve things @Jacob SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED. again, i'm still gonna be on teamspeak and play games and stuff. i just no longer have interest in the higher uppy stuff. if we were friends before, were friends now. i love you faggots <3 jk jk again lol

>It doesn't for europe yet, you nerd, >and please don't compare me to that boosted ape. >Go back to your own country you gobbling bird. >While you're at it, come on over and make me a crepe poem thread?

I know there are a few of us here who watch sports ball (fuck you @Vector). So what are all of your favorite teams to watch? Mine are: Football: Dallas Cowboys, and some 49ers (this is weird I know) Basketball: Dallas Mavericks, GS Warriors Baseball: Texas Rangers Hockey: Dallas Stars Soccer: Man U, and Real Madrid Interested to hear who's a fan of what