7 STEPS TO WORLD DOMINATION

[Genesis 0]

Create 7 steps detailing on how you plan to take over the world and enslave its inhabitants.

 

 

Step 1

Start independent gaming software company.

 

Step 2

Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform.

 

 

Step 3

Announce killer gaming title.

 

Step 4

Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company.

 

 

Step 5

Recover Ling Ling's head.

 

 

 

 

Step 6

Stage bloody coup of new parent company. (Don't make us kick your ass)

 

 

Step 7

Take over world, shoot enemies into the sun with giant slingshot.

 

 

This is an example of 7 steps to world domination according to the gaming company Bungie.

[Crabman 0]

Step 1

Create a fantasy story depicting what will become of the earth once I harness it

 

Step 2

Collect all German scientists and put them in cages

 

Step 3

Force all of my German scientists to make ocean water into fresh water

 

Step 4

Start a rally promoting my new found invention, blame problems on Asians, put them in syrup camps

 

Step 5

Get elected into canadian power by a mass majority and get ability to make my own laws

 

Step 6

Ally with England and America

 

Step 7

Invade all of Japan, North Korea, Vietnam, China and the Philippians.

[SyrJirk 14]

See Bungie's seven steps to world domination for me.

[Deceiver101 0]

step 1 be chuck norris

step 2 skip steps 3-7