Wish/granted game

[Heisenberg 1]

Hey you guys must know the wish game. It's where you grant the person above you's wish with a bad catch, and then wish your own. EX. The person above you says "I wish I had a gf" and you respond "^granted, but shes a ♥♥♥♥" or something. Then below that you wish for something. Etc.

 

I wish marijuana was legal.

[serbiansnaga 9]

^granted, but the marijuana is super deadly and kills u instantly

i wish i could locate every newfag and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of them

[trifdign 0]

^Granted, all the newfags know MMA.

[HighPlains 0]

You didn't make a wish...

[Heisenberg 1]

I wish people weren't ♥♥♥♥ing retards at the game and would know how the game works

[Masta_Taco 0]

^Granted, but everyone will ignore the rules anyway.

 

I wish that the earth would shart a giant cloud on smoke n' dust into the atmosphere, killing most species on earth and ending mankind as we know it.

[trifdign 0]

^Granted, but the giant cloud would actually ♥♥♥♥ diamonds and everyone will become rich.

I wish that I wasn't such a tard.

 

Note: I forgot to wish on the first post, my bad.

[easy 7]

^ Wish granted except you are now a turd instead of tard

 

I wish to have sex with serbian

[Squizzer 0]

^wish granted but Serbian has a monster ♥♥♥♥ and shoves it up your but. I wish that I have ♥♥♥♥

[Heisenberg 1]

^granted, but they are so large and heavy that you can't move. And you have peporini nipples. What the ♥♥♥♥ man.

 

I wish I was a pony

[HighPlains 0]

^Granted, but you're in ♥♥♥ beastiality videos.

I wish I weren't such a friendless loser.

[Arthman 62]

^ Granted but you have to be ♥♥♥.

I wish This useless thread wouldnt exist

[easy 7]

^Wish granted, ~closed

~open

 

I wish girls would talk to me instead of me making drawings of them and making out with them :$

[Arthman 62]

^ Wish granted but you will never have SEX again.

I wish i had a cookie.

[easy 7]

^Wish granted, but i ate 3/4 of it

I wish my poop wasn't green