Any good CS:GO member knows of the great prophets sent to our division, such as JohnGalt42. There is one which is very intriguing, the language of WoopX. I have been studying this language of his, and I would like to share this divine gift with all my fellow members of xG.
Most important rule of Woopxian: Save your breath. Use as little amount of words as possible. Do not under any circumstance use a word with more than two syllables.
Few examples of Woopxian in Jailbreak:
Warden = warner
Take one step out of your cell and AFK Freeze = afk freeze doors no gun
Follow your warden = no jump bhop follow
Go to my marker and freeze upon arrival = go marker, stop freeze
Crouch walk follow your warden = control only follow (or) come, do crouch
Please do not get within knifing distance of your warden = stopping back no knife
Please drop your contraband without picking it up or passing it = drop no shoot
Few examples of Woopxian in a conversation:
Stop that! = stopping! stopping!
I am sexually confused = freeday! *opens cells even though he's not warden*
I am still sexually confused = predator day!
Hello everybody = hi i warner
Remember to make no sense at all. Common responses in Woopxian:
Where are you from: yes
What country are you from: control? control only follow warner
You are the warden, give orders: no, you warner
WoopX, that was a freekill: he bad i shoot
I do not know this language too well, as it would take me many millennia to learn this sacred language to speak it fluently. Tell me if you know of this language and can give any examples I do not know of @Brady1780 @Bot @Jaydow @Keegan516 @Genocide
