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Mordor.

So I think I got this girl pregnant..

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sorry just to confirm I am 100% gay friendly and have a lot of gay friends, but you and your boyfriend will never be able to have a child. If you need me to draw some diagrams in ms paint please pm me. -1 for clearly being twelve

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I must agree. This is the wierdest thing I have ever seen on any forum... Well almost...

 

Why don't you talk to someone irl about it instead, you know, like normal people do.

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Haven't you guys heard of people masturbating in front of eachother and having a projectile impregnate the chicita from a distance? I say, move out of town, get a pig's corpse, push a car over a bridge with all your identification papers in it, and blow up the vehicle, then move to mexico, get a new identity, then maybe sometime in the future consider moving to another country. After a few years, (maybe until the kid is 6 or 7) go back and find her in the US and get her pregnant again and leave the country again. I've been doing this since I knew what a penis was (14 years old)

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