Heisenberg 1 Posted February 27, 2012 ITT: xG is now a dating site. Post your profile and comment on others. Be sure to include things such as age, sex, race (species? O.o), hobbies, etc. Name: Chester Age:45 Sex: Male Race: White Height: 6' Weight: 200lbs Hobbies: Taxidermy, hunting, bondage, ropes/knots, anatomy, knives, cooking, buttsex. Looking for: A young girl who likes to go on adventures. Someone who doesn't mind being away from home for too long or hates confined spaces. Motto: I'm gunna make you scream ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duplolas 1 Posted February 27, 2012 Im in the mood for some man boobs... how much 4 a night? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted February 28, 2012 Free, as long as you head up to my remote cabin before dark. Don't tell your parents though, you'll be home in a few minutes. I promise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuBB 2 Posted February 28, 2012 Heisy, all you had to put was Species: Human and i am all over you :3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otherworldly 2 Posted February 28, 2012 Name: Sean Age: 14 Sex: Male Race: White/Native American Height: 5' 11' Weight: 115lbs Hobbies: Reading nice pieces of philosophical literature, playing video games, being awesome unlike you are :encouragement: Looking for: A good dating website Motto: What the fuck am I doing here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duplolas 1 Posted February 29, 2012 ^ You look like napoleon dynamite with a mullet which is awesome. All i want to know is how good you are with a bow staff and im all yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serbiansnaga 9 Posted February 29, 2012 Name: The Doctor Age: 904 Sex: Male/Female (havent regenerated into a female though but it can happen) Race: Timelord, formerly known as Gallifreyan Height: Varies Weight: Varies Hobbies: Time travelling to different periods in different places in the universe, last great time war veteran btw, also saving worlds/galaxies/all of time and space Looking for: A companion to take with me to go on adventures, also to explore more of the universe with Motto: The Timelords all burned, I'm the only one left... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themick07 1 Posted February 29, 2012 Name: Mick Age: 14 Sex: Male Race: Caucasian Height: 5'1" Weight: 102 Lbs Interests: Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Looking for: Answers to why we had to answer so many damn questions to apply for a porn website?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reflex 2 Posted February 29, 2012 Name: Chester Age:15. Sex: Male Race: Asian Height: 5'1 Weight: 380.39 Interests : Eating food (cheeseburgers preferred). Looking for : Someone my height and weight. Hook me up , bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nivek_Relyk 1 Posted February 29, 2012 Name: Jack Meoff Age: 42 Sex: Male Race: White Height:6'4 Weight: over 9000 Inrests: visiting my log cabin with young females for an extended period of time, Fapping to porn, being a peeping tom on my 25 year old neighbor, listening to justin beiber, motor boating rabids man boobs, and much much more. Looking for: doctacao and kelly Motto: I'm a rebel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SyrJirk 14 Posted February 29, 2012 Name: Celeste Age:15 Sex: Female Race: French Height: 5'5 Weight: 115 Interests : Men Looking for : Men Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unit12p 3 Posted February 29, 2012 Name: Jim Age: 27 Sex: Male Race: White Height:6'3 Weight: 210 Inrests: America. Looking for: American woman. Motto: I like my violence like I like my beer. Domestic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Scientist 8 Posted February 29, 2012 The great thread of Rabid's legacy. Nice job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KazDead1 0 Posted March 16, 2012 Name: Kazune Shiro Oniseishin (Jared Hawk Ramos) Age: 15 Sex: Male Race: Never knew but people say i look asian Height: 5'6 (Yes im short) Weight: 200lbs Hobbies: Counter strike source, I edit pictures and make sprays sometimes,i practice witchcraft Looking for: Just a person who understands who i am and is able to cheer me up when im down Motto: I need to know if your reason is strong enough to keep you going.. fight me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted March 16, 2012 Why are people thinking this is an actualy dating thread =/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
