Forum Game - Plot-o-matic And Porn-o-matic

[Yu_Narukami 2]

So I found this thing today and played around with it. Its called Plot-o-Matic and Porn-o-Matic and it makes up plots for movies and pornos by asking you a few simple questions.

 

Plot-O-Matic and Porn-O-Matic

 

Let's begin.

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Megarobin's Sexual Fantasies

(Main Character = @@Tsuchikure (aka Megarobin)

 

There you are, lounging around the living room wearing nothing but a latex cheerleader's outfit in your high school colors when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you bend over and call out, "Enter!" and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses sensuously eating a popsicle. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you do a cheer, awed by the size of the tits that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's Leonardi DiCapri, Mel Gibson and Jim Carrey arguing over who will have you first. Being the gracious host, you cum with all of them, much to their delight.

 

The air is thick with the smell of sex as 45 people are now writhing in a pile on the kitchen counter fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see your mother staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They laugh uproariously, then join in and you pull out your badge and welcome them to the XXX-Files as the cheesy music fades out.

 

 

The End.

 

(Then he j-j-jams it in ;__; )

[Hidingmaster 19]

Jesus' Revenge

by Hidingmaster

 

There you are, lounging around the bus stop wearing nothing but Saran wrap when suddenly the phone rings. Surprised, you hope it's the pizza because you're starving.....for loving and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses dancing. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you yawn, elated by the size of the zuchini that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's Leonardi DiCapri, Mel Gibson and Jim Carrey calling your name and pointing to their crotches. Being the gracious host, you eat all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of someone's cheap perfume as 37 people are now writhing in a pile on the kitchen counter eating. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people eating at once.

 

Suddenly you look up and see Barbara Walters staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They grab the incriminating Polaroids and run and you turn them over to the Jehovah's Witnesses as the cheesy music fades out.

 

 

The End.

 

Wut

[Kyoko 0]

what the fuck