So Put Your Self In The Most Awkwardest Position..

[TheRageWay 0]

Jacking off on a plane.... and someone walks in... LAWL... True Story Though... lol

[Brian 50]

I guess you can say there were.....

 

High consequences for coming on the plane.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[MuffinMonster 4]

Maybe next time you shouldn't "high-jack". Anyone? No?

 

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Also thats just "plane" wrong.

[Mad_Scientist 8]

The most awkwardest moment for me was realizing that everyone is initiating the pun-sequence.

[TheRageWay 0]

lol xD Maby I should try plane out my problems....

[Stence 1]

I guess you're.... FLYING HIGH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :P

[themick07 1]

Ok so. (Fake story) So I meet this girl. We hang-out for a while and meet her family..... And decide to bang. I say I need to go to the store to get "special stuff". I ask the pharmacist what the best kind is. Turns out her dad is a pharmacist.

[Aeon 3]

I was riding around town never giving anyone up when all of a sudden this fat alien comes up to me and is like "Hello husband." I stare at him while he starts to rub his crotch area, I'm not sure why he is doing that, Then he suddenly whips his dick out and slaps the nearest Mexican woman in the face, oddly enough we were in China so I am not sure how that happened. I was very embarrassed at this point because everyone was staring at my "Husband" and laughing. I start to explain that It is most definitely not my "Husband" and that I have no idea why he is an Alien and no one is screaming, but suddenly as I am telling everyone this spaghetti starts to flow out of my pockets and I try to pick it up but I can't grab it all and I start crying because everyone can see my spaghetti. I look to my left and see the Alien eating my spaghetti, I automatically punch him in the ear and everyone gasp because I punch my "Husband". I walk away in a crying spaghetti filled shame back to Texas from China and no one wants to help me because the fat Alien is following me eating my spaghetti. I finally got home....

I opened the door

Got on the floor

Everybody walk the dinosaur.

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[Angrehorse 3]

So I was on jailbreak at 3 In the morning central to

E making random. Noises and it ends up someone else was on

[RedstoneOre 2]

 

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[/color]Also thats just "plane" wrong.

 

ಠ_ಠ

 

 

dem characters

 

 

Maybe next time you shouldn't "high-jack". Anyone? No?

 

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Also thats just "plane" wrong.

[Hudson 3]

>At game stop buying mass effect 3

>cute girl at counter

>start talking to her as no one else is in the line

>get a boner

>Press it up against the counter to hid it

>the conversation picks up as she tells me about her life

>one drop of sweat goes down my nose

>she sees and leans over to whip it

>the second she touches my nose my boner becomes to much to hold back

>break the counter and stab the woman in the stomach killing her instantly

>being embarrassed spaghetti starts welling up in my pockets

>Try to push it down but it comes out at an alarming pace

>The store is now filling up with spaghetti

>Think "What do" but my body starts banging this dead worker on it's own

>About to cum, shit begins to fly out of my ass

>cum with enough force that spaghetti comes out of my penis

>start drowning in my own spaghetti and cum

>just before I black out a cop walks in the door

>gets on the floor

>Everyone do the dinosaur

 

Alpha as fuck

[TheRageWay 0]

>At game stop buying mass effect 3

>cute girl at counter

>start talking to her as no one else is in the line

>get a boner

>Press it up against the counter to hid it

>the conversation picks up as she tells me about her life

>one drop of sweat goes down my nose

>she sees and leans over to whip it

>the second she touches my nose my boner becomes to much to hold back

>break the counter and stab the woman in the stomach killing her instantly

>being embarrassed spaghetti starts welling up in my pockets

>Try to push it down but it comes out at an alarming pace

>The store is now filling up with spaghetti

>Think "What do" but my body starts banging this dead worker on it's own

>About to cum, shit begins to fly out of my ass

>cum with enough force that spaghetti comes out of my penis

>start drowning in my own spaghetti and cum

>just before I black out a cop walks in the door

>gets on the floor

>Everyone do the dinosaur

 

Alpha as fuck

 

What The Fuck.....

[Stence 1]

>At game stop buying mass effect 3

>cute girl at counter

>start talking to her as no one else is in the line

>get a boner

>Press it up against the counter to hid it

>the conversation picks up as she tells me about her life

>one drop of sweat goes down my nose

>she sees and leans over to whip it

>the second she touches my nose my boner becomes to much to hold back

>break the counter and stab the woman in the stomach killing her instantly

>being embarrassed spaghetti starts welling up in my pockets

>Try to push it down but it comes out at an alarming pace

>The store is now filling up with spaghetti

>Think "What do" but my body starts banging this dead worker on it's own

>About to cum, shit begins to fly out of my ass

>cum with enough force that spaghetti comes out of my penis

>start drowning in my own spaghetti and cum

>just before I black out a cop walks in the door

>gets on the floor

>Everyone do the dinosaur

 

Alpha as fuck

 

What in the hell.....

[TheRageWay 0]

I really hope that wasnt a true story xD +1

[Angrehorse 3]

>At game stop buying mass effect 3

>cute girl at counter

>start talking to her as no one else is in the line

>get a boner

>Press it up against the counter to hid it

>the conversation picks up as she tells me about her life

>one drop of sweat goes down my nose

>she sees and leans over to whip it

>the second she touches my nose my boner becomes to much to hold back

>break the counter and stab the woman in the stomach killing her instantly

>being embarrassed spaghetti starts welling up in my pockets

>Try to push it down but it comes out at an alarming pace

>The store is now filling up with spaghetti

>Think "What do" but my body starts banging this dead worker on it's own

>About to cum, shit begins to fly out of my ass

>cum with enough force that spaghetti comes out of my penis

>start drowning in my own spaghetti and cum

>just before I black out a cop walks in the door

>gets on the floor

>Everyone do the dinosaur

 

Alpha as fuck

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