TobytheSlave 1 Posted June 26, 2012 Guy: Did you know that 93% of all women masterbate in shower? Girl: No..? Guy: the other 7% sing. do you know what song they sing? Girl: no i do not Guy: then i guess you masterbate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loki 0 Posted June 26, 2012 Straight up from the Fresh Prince himself best goddamnick up lines you'll ever hear. "Hey girl, you look so good, I'd marry your brother just to get in your family." "Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!" "Hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no more" "Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me; so, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckiiJr. 9 Posted June 26, 2012 Such a bad pick up line :P And why dis in General? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foxxy 2 Posted June 26, 2012 This must be the toilet, it's full of shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angrehorse 3 Posted June 26, 2012 Hey I just met you and this is crazy heres my number call me maybe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckiiJr. 9 Posted June 26, 2012 Psych.... That's the wrong number! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genesis 0 Posted June 26, 2012 "If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TobytheSlave 1 Posted June 27, 2012 "If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?" lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
