Amazing quote

[DuckiiJr. 9]

Although this kid beat the ♥♥♥♥ outta me and was a bully a long while a go... I must say he is a smart man for this amazing quote he posted on facebook.

 

‎"I once had sex with a latina who outweighed me by at least 250 LBS and while we were doing it she was eating pancakes while smoking cigarettes and chewing dip. Did I mention she had a penis?"

[SniperPenguin 0]

It sure sounds like he had a good time with her :)

[Jacksparrow 0]

♥♥♥♥ing hawt

[KingJ 0]

I personally like this quote.

 

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

 

- John Lennon

[Joshi3 0]

Wait, if he bullied you why the hell are you friends with him on facebook?

[DuckiiJr. 9]

It was a long time a go, and he apologized to me :3

[Xavien10 0]

"Think of how stupid the average person is, now realize half of them are stupider then that"

-Steve Jobs

[SniperPenguin 0]

I think crime pays. The hours are good, I get to travel a lot.