My Brother

[Otherworldly 2]

Rate 1-10 with comments on how to do better in life!

 

Notes you should know!

 

• He's 12
  
• He wears sweatshirts when it is ninety ****ING FIVE OUTSIDE
  
• He gets swarmed with chicks
  
• He talks about bagels constantly
  
• Contrary to popular belief, he does NOT do drugs and/or surf.
  
• He is my brother. 18 months younger.
  

[Jaybreeze 6]

I dont understand this..

 

But start doing drugs

[Never 0]

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[Ero_Sennin78 0]

Just goes to show girls want to be with girls more and more every day. The reason he is popular is because he is not a threat. Older girls would laugh at him. Young girl like him for the same reason they like Justin Bieber.

[benrapelisberge 0]

tell him not to be such a hipster, he looks like one and i would imagine he is. i hate hipsters with all my heart

[nebulous 0]

my bro is 2 years younger than me he's a couple inches taller than me and he can beat me up -_-*

[serbiansnaga 9]

if u look closely, u can see the symptoms of hipsterous longhairous starting to form along the head and the shoulders. i recommend that all forms of sweatshirts be removed from his vicinity during the summer, preferably during the hot days, also the constant wearing of dark colours such as black tend to turn the wearer into an all-black-clothes wearing person.

 

i recommend that he be forced to wear brighter colours during the summer so it doesnt turn into a ****ing sweatbox underneath his clothes and he passes out from a heat stroke. you should also get his hair cut so that during the hot months of summer (assuming he sweats a lot) his hair, being longer and thus insulating more heat, doesnt get all greasy and **** leading to him having to shower every day. also longer hair is generally harder to maintain, so it would be easier for him as well if he cut it, also it would slow the development of hipsterous longhairous for at least a couple of months

[Otherworldly 2]

He actually doesn't give a **** about anything.

He stopped wearing sweatshirts.

 

He isn't a hipster, he hates hipsters. He is himself, he is just horrible being himself though.

 

The reason they like him is because he doesn't act like a tough meathead and just does whatever the hell he wants. He's also unique, just bad considering some of the stuff he does that makes him 'unique'.

[benrapelisberge 0]

He actually doesn't give a **** about anything.

He stopped wearing sweatshirts.

 

He isn't a hipster, he hates hipsters. He is himself, he is just horrible being himself though.

 

The reason they like him is because he doesn't act like a tough meathead and just does whatever the hell he wants. He's also unique, just bad considering some of the stuff he does that makes him 'unique'.

 

your post contradicts itself. you say he hates hipsters, but that he is himself.

[Otherworldly 2]

nononon. Hipsters are people who take the time to BE different. He is actually doing whatever the hell he wants and doesn't try to NOT fit in or not fit it.

 

Hipsters will avoid Black Ops because it's mainstream. He won't give two damns and play it anyway.

(as a blunt example)

[TurtlMuncher 0]

I don't avoid black ops because it's mainstream, I avoid black ops because it sucks. Trollface.png

[Otherworldly 2]

Purely said why it was an example.

[PurplePenguin 0]

This thread is too mainstream